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The cashier manually adjusted the till to accept only one lemon, eying up Robert. "Do you collect air miles?" Robert shook, "..I left my card at home sorry". Robert did not collect air miles.
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robert's colleague from the ham factory: whoah my fortune cookie has two fortunes! What does yours say, Robert? robert: *looking down at the cracked shell of an empty cookie* M-mine says I'm the yin to the world's yang! robert's boss: robert, that was culturally insensitive
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Nov 14, 2019 18:23
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subway employee: Cheese and toasted? robert: no subway employee: to which? robert: both
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robert idles over the stove, pepper mill in hand, he loves pasta, but can he handle the spice
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Nov 15, 2019 15:33
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Robert perks up, "finally a thread for me!", he is hushed by the librarian. Excitedly, he skims the thread, his wide grin melting to a frown, "Why are they making fun of single guys with no kids?"
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Nov 15, 2019 15:35
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Robert loosens the cracking mechanism and safely slides it out the side hole before unwrapping his christmas cracker, careful not to scuff the small plastic yo-yo that will later join his collection at home after the festivities end at 6:30PM sharp
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Nov 15, 2019 15:47
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robert lies about making GBS threads his pants to his friends so he can have a story about it too
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Nov 18, 2019 22:30
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barista: dark or medium roast robert: ya
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FreshCutFries posted:Robert sent his oatmeal back because it was too spicy again robert was intimately familiar with oats and knew they were not spicy...could it be the meal, robert thought
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