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Escape From Noise

Robert waves another car in front of him at the intersection while glancing nervously at the clock. He's already five minutes late for work but how could he pull out in front of anyone? Suddenly he hears a beep behind him. A cold sweat springs from his brow.

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Escape From Noise

Robert's telephone rings. It's a number he doesn't recognize. Should he answer?

"He...hello"

But it's already gone to voicemail. Listening to the message later he finds out it's from Blue Apron asking him if he's sure he wouldn't like to extend his free subscription to the payment model and offers a website where he can reverse his earlier cancellation. He glances nervously at the fast food containers around his apartment and at the unopened prepped meals in his fridge.

"They... must know."

Blushing with shame he punches in the address, credit card already in hand.

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