Impeachment Thread: * locks eyes with Nunes* "...Chalupa."

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FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

It'd be nice if the Trump admin was Nixon-like in its radioactivity but then I remember Rummsfeld escaped by virtue of being such an rear end he was sent to like Siberia and returned to plague us later.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 08:07

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 14:49

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

I wish I could get paid as much as this guy for just talking about nothing. Here I am shitposting on the net for free!

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 18:55

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

But... uh.... but HIS emails?!???

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 19:04

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Party Plane Jones posted:

Quote this post if you want the ‘I want nothing’ Gang Tag whenever it gets uploaded.

For myself so I can just blindly search through pages and find people quoting these lines: Mohican

YESSSSSS

If pissbaby gets reelected every shitpost will remind me of the hell we live through.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 21:32

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

axeil posted:

Hell if Rudy testifies do you think he Oliver North's it? I could see that happening.

Wouldn't anything that comes up just get pardoned? Or he could Gonzalez his way through it by repeating #5, #5, #5....

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 23:37

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

goethe.cx posted:

I still doubt that Trump will pardon any of these morons.

Yeah that's the extremely fun part. Usually this gaggle of idiots would be buttoned up tight. But all it takes is one minor misstep and you get a bunch of twitter poo poo flowing about "RUDE RUDY NEVER HAD A ROLE IN TRUMP ADMIN. NO ROOM FOR LOSERES ON THE TRUMP EXPRESS" so what's the use in covering for someone so unreliable.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 23:49

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

If this takes down that little poo poo Nunes and taints everything he's had his hand in, i'm going to need a cigarette and some electrolytes.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 05:56

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

I thought that dumb Buttina thing with the NRA was a potential landmine but Nunes is such a dumb gently caress he might be the crack in the wall.

And LOL that President Deals throwing people away like used tissues is the biggest liability to his presidency.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 08:50

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I don't know why both USpol and now this thread go into deep states of melancholy at the drop of hat.

The knowledge that slightly less than half of the dicks that dragged themselves to vote in 2016 saw a racist, doddering old sack of new money poo poo that wrapped himself in gold foil and empty promises and thought "yep, that's the guy!" is pretty depressing

# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 17:27

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I mean, this is assuming that PR officially petitions for statehood, which is not a guarantee.

True. I would think, given the immense fuckup of this admin handling the hurricane rebuilding and humanitarian aide, that statehood would be more promising.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2019 05:41

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Washington???

# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 05:35

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Killer robot posted:

This literally happened. When Harding died, Calvin Coolidge was visiting his parents in backwoods Vermont. His father, a notary, administered the oath.

Remember when Obama was sworn in the second time and Roberts flubbed the oath and everyone was like 'THE GOP WILL SAY HE'S AN ILLEGAL PRESIDENT!!!!!"

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 05:32

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Uhhhhhh... what the gently caress is this Borking poo poo?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 18:45

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

OOOOOOBBAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA :argh:

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 18:49

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Holy poo poo, his smug face is so punchable.

What the gently caress was that Founders anecdote about?!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 19:02

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

High Crimes and Misdemeanors, generally a phrase that's nebulous and ill-defined by design, here defined by a dictionary as...

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 19:07

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Noah Feldman looks like a old time 1940s gentleman from Harvard/Yale. Love the hair.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 20:55

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Google Butt posted:

I really wish someone would read turlys previous writings to him

I'm sure he's got some equivocation-jutsu ready to take that hit

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 21:22

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Gym Jordan - R- Why are we bothering with any dumb "constitution" stuff here?!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 21:24

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

LOL Turdley didn't bite that one

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 21:31

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

its just.....beyond rich, like baffling.... hearing any Republican, especially those whose who were around for Obama, talk about these proceedings being a "waste of time"

Uh, everyone knows that the Republicans had as much respect for the office when Obama was in the seat!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 21:54

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Guy that sits in the halls of America's government tossing stones about the ivory Tower

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 22:00

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Thom12255 posted:

AOC is on this committee right?

According to Wiki:

Committee on Financial Services
- Subcommittee on Investor Protection, Entrepreneurship and Capital Markets
- Subcommittee on Consumer Protection and Financial Institutions
Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
- Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
- Subcommittee on Environment

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 22:09

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

No she was just going "Biden? Everyone's saying Biden! But look at this cherrypicked quote, no Biden!"

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 23:06

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

This guy sounds like he vapes and listens to Ben Shapiro

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 23:09

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Thom12255 posted:

They're aiming to vote before Christmas and the Senate is planning on having it done before February.

Anyone else kind of dispirited that Pelosi and the Dem leadership basically are speedrunning this because they know there's no hope in the Senate?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 17:07

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Deteriorata posted:

Getting it done before the election he's trying to subvert matters, too.

Actually, thanks for that point of view. It really helps reframe the process for me and makes everything much less of a downer.

Just remembered how funny it was that, when the GOP was going over "WAS THIS IMPEACHABLE" they conveniently left off when Reagan knew about Iran-Contra...

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 17:11

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Ogmius815 posted:

This guy is a dentist. I think that’s all anyone needs to know.

Was that the "I know body language, I was a dentist" idiot? Lol

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 04:32

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

buglord posted:

Alright, I’ll bite. What makes Paul Ryan so uniquely ineffectual?

I also want to add that this is one of those rare cases where the GOP spin just did not land. He was touted as some kind of magic wonderkid policy wonk, got shredded to bits by Biden during the VP debates, and then his wonk-based bills and statements were just terribly shallow.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 16:14

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

empty whippet box posted:

My fav Paul Ryan anecdote is when he said he stood around the keg at parties with friends dreaming of destroying the social safety net.

I can't imagine the amount of self-loathing he must feel, considering the social safety net is the reason he's not serving hot dogs at an Iowa state fair.

Taking down food stamps won't make us forget you used them, dude.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 18:37

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

The Glumslinger posted:

Why even have a button there if you're not supposed to use it?

Imaging 4 buttons on the end of a shirt...

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 01:49

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Fart Amplifier posted:

I assume the long game is to give a future Dem president precedent to ignore subpoenas since the GOP is doing that already

Wonder what kind of calculus Mitch is doing about this, actually.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 18:18

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

bird food bathtub posted:

Former President SS coverage is for national security purposes. Don't want the guy who used to know all that stuff getting kidnapped or something.

Yeah it's legit horrifying that this numpty is going to go around with unrestrained Twitter access after he's done.

Nothing like opening the news and reading about how Trump blew an intelligence op because he wanted to dunk on whomever is in the office.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 19:13

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Lol that the megabrain founders included no mechanisms for "well what if they decide to just not do their jobs?"

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 02:51

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

The obvious solution is to call @Jack in to hellban Trump's personal twitter account ahead of announcing SHOCKING NEW REVELATIONS that force the GOP to conduct the most honest, transparent impeachment in the history of ever, and then have Pence throw Trump under the bus with some poo poo like "I have become aware of a gross misuse of power by the President and must testify against him for the good of the constitution" and have hours of "gosh, I can't believe he lied to all of us like that wow".

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 18:19

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

KillHour posted:

Forget the general, I mean the primaries. They'd be replaced by even more insane people.

Take away his Twitter and have Fox memoryhole him like Dubya. His base are a bunch of loons anyway and you'll have Loomer-esque trash trying to primary Mich McConnell.

They can shift over to "Dems are FURIOUS President Pence celebrates CHRISTMAS" poo poo after to distract everyone with shiny things.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 19:35

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

I would like Mitch to gently caress it up, get Trump impeached, then have to deal with Trump trying to primary him all through 2020. Unicorns for everyone, please also.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 23:45

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

CubanMissile posted:

Republicans apparently have a never ending string of old white men foghorn leghorning through this thing. "I, I do declare..."

Someone on SA taught me that Foghorn was a funny take on an equally cornfed, bloviating Senator Cleghorn.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 00:41

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Strange Poon posted:

https://twitter.com/jackmjenkins/status/1207782486975098880

Wow, you can really see his hosed up Darth Vader scalp there :barf:

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 23:36

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 14:49

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

buglord posted:

The Iran skit wasn’t impeachment related, but would that action give senate republicans more reason to hop off the sinking ship? Or is it too early to tell?

Lol if you think the GOP isn't diamond-cutter hard at the prospect of another ME eternawar.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 17:51

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