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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



fsif posted:

Look just objectively, even if I were a neutral observer, I think it's safe to say that Miami taking Tua at this point would be the most disappointing sports event of the year.

Besides Miami, who is the funniest team that could take Herbert?

Bears? Broncos?

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

OxySnake posted:

Besides Miami, who is the funniest team that could take Herbert?

Bears? Broncos?

Giants

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

xbilkis posted:

Dolphins creating a massive smokescreen before trading up from 5 to 3 to pick Herbert is the funniest possible option, right?

I will murder suicide everyone in these dead comedy forums

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

tarbrush posted:

I will murder suicide everyone in these dead comedy forums

If this does happen, as someone who had to deal with the Bears holding super secret meetings and no workouts so they could pull off their masterstroke of moving from 3 to 2 to draft Mitch Trubisky, let me tell you: it's exactly as bad as you think it is

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Sling is streaming the draft tonight for free if any of you don't have cable

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

xbilkis posted:

If this does happen, as someone who had to deal with the Bears holding super secret meetings and no workouts so they could pull off their masterstroke of moving from 3 to 2 to draft Mitch Trubisky, let me tell you: it's exactly as bad as you think it is

I have no doubt

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

xbilkis posted:

Dolphins creating a massive smokescreen before trading up from 5 to 3 to pick Herbert is the funniest possible option, right?

I could see the argument that trading to 3 for a tackle would potentially be funnier.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

fsif posted:

I could see the argument that trading to 3 for a tackle would potentially be funnier.

Nope. Herbert would be so much worse therefore funnier.

For all our rapidly cooling corpses

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hard pressed to come up with a Tua-less outcome for Miami that isn't at a minimum very, very funny.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Dolphins trade #5 for Daniel Jones.

Gettlemen drafts Herbert AND Tua.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

OxySnake posted:

Besides Miami, who is the funniest team that could take Herbert?

Bears? Broncos?

Any team that drafts him before like pick #30 is funny. He shouldn't be a first rounder.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


who should the chiefs draft? kenneth murray?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

And he’s by far

1. The most connected of ALL media to the dolphins (Stephen Ross LOVES him, and always has. Thinks highly of him as a professional)
2. The most level headed

So ugh

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Doctor Teeth posted:

who should the chiefs draft? kenneth murray?

Absolutely if he's available. Trading up for a receiver or down for another receiver also works. I've soured on taking a guard or DB in the first.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

kiimo posted:

Absolutely if he's available. Trading up for a receiver or down for another receiver also works. I've soured on taking a guard or DB in the first.

Trade up to 18! Picks for the pick god!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

^^^^ if Ruggs is there I'm down


Anybody else seeing this smoke about Jacksonville trading up to 3 with Detroit

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

kiimo posted:

^^^^ if Ruggs is there I'm down


Anybody else seeing this smoke about Jacksonville trading up to 3 with Detroit

Yeah, I saw Schefter tweeting that Caldwell called Bob Quinn about tonight's picks. Makes sense, especially if they think they can ship out Yannick as part of the package. Detroit gets him and the 14th overall, Jax gets 3. That's honestly a pretty fair trade if you think Yannick is legit.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I wish he’d stop

https://twitter.com/mmehtanydn/status/1253425276031078406?s=21

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Young is better qb are all system players.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol BoB is going to trade Watson, because that's the only way they can move into the 1st round.

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1253430030673166340

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Play posted:

the interesting thing with the Cowboys though is that their drafting hasn't actually been that bad recently. They've managed to pick up tons of good players somehow and I could easily name ten teams that have been worse

Stephen Jones has been in charge of most drafts since I think 2011 or thereabouts. He's the one that stopped Jerry from drafting Maziel in the first round. This is going to be al davisesque.

TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

a neat cape posted:

Sling is streaming the draft tonight for free if any of you don't have cable

I thought it was going to stream for free on nfl network website?

Is that not true? Wtf

MissileWaster
Jul 2, 2007

Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol BoB is going to trade Watson, because that's the only way they can move into the 1st round.

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1253430030673166340

Okay, new contender for most hilarious, Texas trade Watson to move into the first round only to draft Herbert.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol BoB is going to trade Watson, because that's the only way they can move into the 1st round.

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1253430030673166340

Watson to Miami confirmed

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

ShakeZula posted:

Yeah, I saw Schefter tweeting that Caldwell called Bob Quinn about tonight's picks. Makes sense, especially if they think they can ship out Yannick as part of the package. Detroit gets him and the 14th overall, Jax gets 3. That's honestly a pretty fair trade if you think Yannick is legit.

That'd be a bad trade for Detroit.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Trading Watson would be insanely entertaining.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

I'm very excited to see how little they care about other people's rankings :allears:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Diva Cupcake posted:

lol BoB is going to trade Watson, because that's the only way they can move into the 1st round.

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1253430030673166340

Take Watson and next year's first rounder, Saints.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

25 year old pass rusher clocking in at 6'4" Chris Hackaburg.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

imagine if the 49ers traded #13 for desean watson
or #31 + jimmy G, lol my god

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I know they won't, but I want the Patriots to do something INSANE. Brady gone, gently caress it, go berserk.

big fork small knife
Jan 23, 2006

sourdough posted:

That'd be a bad trade for Detroit.

Would the fact that the Jags have #9 and not #14 make it any better?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
So the Rumor mill is Miami is looking hard at

5 + 39 for 3
18 + 26 for Y+Z (A team picking 9 to 12 1+2)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Amy Pole Her posted:

So the Rumor mill is Miami is looking hard at

5 + 39 for 3
18 + 26 for Y+Z (A team picking 9 to 12 1+2)

And with that pick they take a left tackle.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
The 9 + 42 for 18+26 would also need more on miamis end apparently. Miamis pushing hard for a top 2nd rounder because they love the pass rushers and safeties there. 9 would be for the OT i imagine Thinking is Miami wants to get ahead of the Jets.


Jags want to get two players - OT + DE. Would also prefer to just trade their 2nd and YN.

Miami might end up with YN! But doubtful. Darlington is dropping bombs in circles

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diva Cupcake posted:

lol BoB is going to trade Watson, because that's the only way they can move into the 1st round.

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1253430030673166340

watson plus the 40 for teddy bridgewater and the 7th

who says no

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

big fork small knife posted:

Would the fact that the Jags have #9 and not #14 make it any better?

Yeah, if they don't have to use their own pick, it's even better for the Jags :D

I mean, yeah, 9 > 14. But they should be able to get a better haul from a QB needy team and they'd have to pay Yannick like $20 million a year. Dropping to Miami's 5, getting a top dude on a rookie contract, and picking up an early 2nd or more seems like the better option.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

THIS VIRUS WAS WORTH ALL OF IT

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Huh, I have no idea why I thought Jacksonville had the 14th pick. My brain must be all scrambled from the goon draft.

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Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007
gently caress ya game day thread drunken goatman for all.

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