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Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

bitcoin is amazing in the sense that you ask "what is bitcoin/what's its purpose" to butters and no one will give the same answer

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 18:16

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 21:38

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

is it a store of value? is it a currency? is it stock? all of them? none of them? who knows! just pour all your life savings into it

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 18:18

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

lol "scarcity" who the gently caress cares

there are many, many things that are scarcer than bitcoin. liike i dunno, someone probably preserved a turd pooped by john lennon. is it an even better store of value that bitcoin?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 18:20

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i can literally download the bitcoin code and change the max value of 21 million to 21. did i just create a store of value a million times better than bitcoin?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 18:21

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

browsers castle posted:

Its like gold. Is gold a rogue currency too? That its digital, and can therefore compete with fiat currencies (unlike gold), is what has everyone scared of this stuff.

currency? but i thought it was a store of value!

browsers castle posted:

It is what it was meant to become. Ok. YouTube was meant to be a dating site. Sometimes the creators are on to something without nailing it the first time. Bitcoin is a phenomenal store of value, that doesn't need to be used to purchase coffee any more than flecks of gold on a scale at the register need to be used to purchase coffee.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 18:45

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

how does it even solve trust

merchant demands bits-coins first, gets them, keeps items
merchant provides items first, never gets the bits-coins

hmm

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 22:16

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

there are things even scarcer than gold or bitcoin that people give no value to. why?

note that answering this question might make you realize your digital dunning-kruggerands are worthless

# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 05:23

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Higher standards means "is pro bitcoin" to them.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:59

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

yes that was me. being called a statist by a libertarian is like being called an adult-fucker by a pedophile. something like that

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 23:31

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

alright so someone has said buttcoin already, but... has anyone said

la pi�ce de monnaie du cul ? :france:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 06:22

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

radium posting his dumbass libertarian opinions as the sa support bot and banning anyone who disagreed

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 23:02

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i remember when my fiat banksters and their men with guns made a coding error and all my worthless fiat was lost forever

# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 17:50

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

atari still exists??

# ¿ May 20, 2020 05:41

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

no purchase required?

# ¿ May 21, 2020 21:48

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Boxturret posted:

i've heard it! several times!!

would you say many such occasions?

# ¿ May 27, 2020 08:39

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i've seen boxturret accuse many a poster of being satoshi. perhaps he IS satoshi, trying to deflect attention

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 15:10

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Boxturret posted:

is ver still bitcoin jesus or did they turn against him and destroy him?

yes

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 23:52

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

smart enough to realize greeks will be one of the first the other nazis will turn against if they win

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 14:51

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

very misleading!!

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 23:06

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

you forgot grover

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 23:53

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

SIGSEGV posted:

at the time that was written talking about grover or the grover house was an automatic ban, because mod sass is a good rule, don't you see?

no mod sass makes sense if the mod selecting process is good. but for a long time SA just modded randos who posted the most

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 00:22

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

1BitcoinEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE could use your donation

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 00:13

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i'm sure you could cash out all those bits-coins without crashing the price or getting scammed, seraph

# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 01:38

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i just made a new cryptocurrency and sold 0.00000000000000000001% of it to a friend for 10 bux. this means its market cap is more than everything on earth combined

# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 01:40

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

why aren't you all rushing to buy suspiciouscoins??? don't you see how much it's worth?? loving statist morons

# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 01:42

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

for someone who's so sure of his investment you're pretty desperate for acknowledgement, seraph

# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 23:49

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

con air

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 00:42

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

hyperbitcoinization is gonna rule. i'll die of old age before a single of my transactions goes through

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 15:34

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

lol at the idea that the people who actually own a lot of stuff will willingly give up their very real, very tangible assets for a few bits-coins when they can just make their own cryptodunningkrueger and keep the old power structure intact

you want to buy stuff? sorry, corporations only accept richpeoplecoin and they don't give a poo poo about your dragon hoard of bits-coins

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 19:50

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

literally no one cares, seraph

# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 15:35

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

bits-coin has had 11 years to show it's revolutionary. what's taking so long?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 16:46

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

nice try, statist. it's bits-coins

# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 01:28

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

butters have been saying "one day you'll be sorry!!!!!" for 11 years

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 06:01

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Cryptologist posted:

Check the archives home skillet, I was here telling YOSPOS to buy bitcoin when it was worth $250 lmfao.

You are all clowns, there is no denying it at this point.

sure thing. see you again in N years when butts are "worth" $infinity but surprisingly still not accepted anywhere

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 06:14

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Cryptologist posted:

Who cares where they're accepted when you can trade them for housing, healthcare, education, etc?

See you in less than 6 months when I'm posting from my half a million dollar manhattan coop, clown.

uh huh. you're declaring all of this in your tax return, right?

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 06:34

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

like for all penny stocks, who knows

# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 07:53

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

i'm interested in being explained how the entire world will run at 7 transactions per second

# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 20:50

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

yes, that exponential growth is totally organic and will never stop

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 15:53

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

yeah but it takes a special kind to berate people for not going all-in in what is penny stock being obviously manipulated

sure, you can make money if you buy and sell at the right times. it's still a stupid investment

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 16:17

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 21:38

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

7 tps isn't enough for a shopping mall but it'll be enough for the entire world

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 22:32

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