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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This poo poo is OSHA as gently caress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIJVXnSk3zg

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


More Paleas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-qYZPFqXko

He kinda sounds like the developer of "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Did they forget to untie themselves from the dock?

"gently caress Billy, why aren't we accelerating?!?!? Full steam ahead already!"

I can't say for sure what happened there. But I used to work for a Port and part of my job was to actually take the lines and wrap them on some wicked strong winches on caissons.

Lines were dropped onto docking boats who would bring it over to us from the ship and we winch away. All covered by some very strong shielding. T'was a fun job and always wondered the stories behind any sort of dints in the shielding.

Also one day a monkey escaped a ship and ran up the 1.5km conveyor and up into a stacking tower scaring a sparkie in the middle of the night.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nth Doctor posted:

Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

Yes, the poo poo head saying "No it hasn't" is me, Im pretty sure. A few grumbly tired dudes.

Allen is in the bushes closer with another angle.

EDIT:
I have a bad memory, but it was either that dragline or the one I fell asleep on the house when it was due to walk across a highway at Daunia that my ex-wifes dad actually built somewhere in Canada with Bectel. (I'm thinking Daunia cos Bectel/BMA/BHP circle jerk)

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Nov 30, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ekuNNN posted:

Vice made a documentary following Freelance Mine Clearers in Raqqa (at the start, the rest is just about Raqqa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVTT3S-U6XM
First thing the dude does when going in trying to find boobytraps is just open a door and pick up some debris :stonk:

drat says it isn't available anymore.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Plays here in the US.

Cheers - confirm working now on my VPN.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That is the most metal row boat ever :regd10:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Guilty of similar on my first car. I didn't know about a little rubber under the brake pedal perishing was cause for brake lights to be on constantly. So I pulled the fuse and then manually turned on my lights on the stalk everytime I thought it might be a cop behind me to make them think I had brake lights. I was a dumb teen.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Zipperelli. posted:

Let's really get this derail going:

Tell me about how you all pump gas. Do you have the latch that let's you pump hands-free? Are you in some place where you're not allowed to pump your own gas? Let's derail this baby!

Keep my car at full all the time. Handy for when grandparents have an 'attack of the elderly' and do something stupid like breaking a hip via smacking a cow on the farm.

There was a nice place when I was in my 20s that was full service. Used to make out with the chick that ran out to pump fuel. She also worked at the bakery so I'd turn up at 2am for some pie when drunk. NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE POST.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://i.imgur.com/pcMyGO5.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


It's been a while since an Aussie Dashcam compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Q3SjBwCjU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mozi posted:

what what

in the ribbutt

:getin: :aliexpress:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


starkebn posted:

Camera work more successfully suspenseful than most horror movies

At least we used tripods :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh and Sydney is still going ahead with it's $6 Million New Years Eve Fireworks even though there is a total fire ban across much of the country.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/fire-authorities-give-sydney-s-new-year-s-eve-fireworks-the-green-light

Why not spend that money on getting in more equipment to fight the bushfires?

quote:

However, City of Sydney spokeswoman Tanya Goldberg says the council is of the "firm view" the event should proceed.

The city's famous celebrations are expected to attract one million people to the harbour foreshore and generate $130 million for the NSW economy.

Ah! That's Capitalism!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


monolithburger posted:

Gee, I wonder why people in NSW think their state government is Sydney-centric :confused:


Oh look, Sydney is on fire now

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1211918044215287808

Sad but true, the comments are starting! Shitstorm approaching in the media:



And of course the south coast as a power outage also affecting all telecommunications.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Dec 31, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


drgitlin posted:

I’d be more concerned with the fact that Australia is the worlds largest coal exporter and shows no signs of stopping.

Some might call it irony. Or divine retribution.

Dickhead response: Stop wanting to buy it.

Also, The coalfields aren't on fire, it's actual bush. An AI thread has had some very interesting talking points about Koalas and how retarded their digestive system is - evaccing them doesnt work cos they are accustomed to specific tree leaves.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Target fixation

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ekuNNN posted:

Australian magpie mimics emergency siren during NSW bushfires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzs-mlDXMY
:parrot:

I feed a few Maggies so I don't get swooped and they are pretty chill stuffing around having fun in the yard and sprinkler. But one of the motherfuckers likes to sit outside my bedroom and imitate my alarm clock. 1 hour before I need to get up.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I call my little friends Migde and Madge because I have zero imagination and my partner has a thing for calling pets names starting with M. One other thing they have started doing is waiting for me to come home from work. Warble away on the fence wanting me to turn the sprinklers on so they can dig into the lawn for grubs (very hard soil). Bonus for me is they aerate my yard poking beak holes everywhere.

Not mine, but should film them one day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJN5_1tfqXo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

One night a few years ago I was cooking dinner and had put a Pyrex pan with cornbread in the oven to cook. A few minutes later I put some water on to boil, planning to make mashed potatoes. I then realized we didn't have any potatoes so I dumped the water out but forgot to turn off the burner. When the cornbread was finished, I took it out of the oven and proceeded to put it directly on the still-on burner which I had forgotten about. It survived about 90 seconds before exploding with the loudest bang I think I've ever heard from inside my house. loving glass everywhere, dogs scared out of their minds. It was horrific.

Post/ AV checks out.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


angryrobots posted:

It's possible they shot a transformer, hard to tell from the video. More likely they hit an insulator or the conductor itself and popped it, causing an instant fault (short circuit).

So something I find interesting - anytime something happens up a utility pole, people say the "transformer blew up". Not that I expect laypersons to troubleshoot the issue, but more than likely it's actually a "short circuit" of some variety. Like the wind in your story - high wind causes conductors to flop around and slap together or tree limbs to fall into it, making a big light show until the upline protective device operates. Probably the most dramatic example of a short circuit you will find, a utility level fault condition like that. I have literally had to argue with people that their transformer is fine while I'm in the process of restoring their power.

But "short circuit" is what people like to call all kinds of electrical failures that aren't shorts, at all. Battery terminal corroded on your car battery? "That terminal is shorted out" - WTF?

In Britain they teach (or taught) everyone in school how to attach plugs to appliances. So they were smart in that way, BUT the plugs themselves were a danger. Not due to risk of shocks, but the lego/foot factor:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Truckfuckling and Forklifting now in RC form!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq45FzHFjeg

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Der Shovel posted:

Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books, where the Ankh-Morpork fire department was paid for each fire they put out, which briefly seemed like a good idea.

Or the actual historical Roman fire department, which was privately owned and operated by one man. When his fire fighters arrived at the scene of the fire, they'd proceed to haggle with the burning building's owner to get as much money as possible, and if no agreement was reached, they let the building burn to the ground and then offered to buy up the plot for pennies on the dollar (or semisses on the denarius?).

It also happened in early New York if I believe certain movies.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Shut up Meg posted:

I'm always amused when watching American real life TV, someone has a medical issue in public and the Fire Department is sent, instead of paramedics in an ambulance.

I know that firefighters have medical training, but it's weird to see some guy faint and be attended on by 6 guys wearing fireproof trousers, riding a big red firetruck filled with pumps, ladders and axes - instead of perhaps two paramedics in an actual ambulance filled with medical stuff.

Real world experience of this.

I was blind drunk on Australia Day. Went to the dunnys and have a sit down. They closed the pub on me, locking me inside. I called 000 and awkwardly asked for the firies because 'they save people'. I was talk of the towns media for a while after that. And I am proud to say, I caught up with the pub crawl and that pub was booed for closing early for a while.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Azhais posted:

more schadenfreude thread really

The Shad thread is back?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I grew up in a family of carpenters and I learnt from a very early age by experience, do not walk under people working for two reasons. One - poo poo falls. Two - if you look up you WILL see a set of balls hanging out of their footy shorts.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A mate of mine did a thing:



Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ooooo time to lose some fingers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM4Xe2c0B8M

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jan 29, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


monolithburger posted:

Looks like Paleas has finally dug out all the dirt and descended into shoddily constructed madness.

Gahh! I forgot there was a new vid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouGynpiSIho

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Uthor posted:

I read somewhere that you can get cards saying that you are working for a prop department on a movie that will let you drive around with truckloads of "weapons" and "bomb" and other scary looking stuff*.

Seems like an easy way to get cover for something terrible.

*obviously props and not functioning

Or you do what we did going into PNG. All the firearms (real) and camera equipment were smuggled into the Port of Lae via our clients equipment transport ships.Those ten days were a total trip. I've posted about bits and bobs I think over the years but really comes across as STDH if I string it all together.

KodiakRS posted:

Do not expect logic, reason, or consistency from the TSA. Doing so will only make you confused or angry, probably both. If you fail at this remember that the person you're talking to has a life that sucks so much they've resorted to being a TSA agent. They deserve your pity, not your anger.

When I had an 8 hour layover in Honolulu the TSA people were fantastic. I was a chain smoker at the time but also caring for my grandmother. I was constantly walking back and forth from where she planted herself and through security to outside where I could smoke. I ended up on first name basis with 3 agents because they had to keep searching me.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Feb 6, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sentinel posted:

Today i was given my first hard hat. *like i own it its not the company's* And i feel a quiet sense of pride. My goal is to cover it with cool stickers.
I started to do more OSHA related jobs thanks to this thread for about a year and a half now and nowhere else seems the most appropriate to vent this
Thanks guys.

Don't put stickers on your hardhat. Apparently it fucks with the plastics and makes them weaker. The source of this information is my own hardhat with a load of reflective tape and my company stickers all over. Was denied them on quite a few sites and had to use the lovely 'visitor' hats.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well now I want to fly at 800 just to see whats so important to National Security.

OSHA done right in China:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Maybe there's something wrong with me, but watching that makes me wonder how one applies for that job, and what qualifications it takes :allears:

I did some similar stuff on draglines and all it took was a 'Working at Heights' permit, plus the qualifications for my actual task. They wanted to put me in a dogbox and crane me to the tip of DL-booms but I always walked up to sych myself up for being on teh top while it swings over a pit.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Low budget Ghost Rider on point.

Jinete Fantasma

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kibayasu posted:

Breakdancing apparently just means “spin in a circle on the ground.”

Is this OSHA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NygK9u6lAhU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Methylethylaldehyde posted:

The trick there is to take off an article of clothing and throw it, or whip it against whatever is closest to generate some reaction. Yeet his pants in any direction, and he'd touch the opposite wall in 10ish minutes. Incidentally, ripping a truly record setting fart, while bare assed, would also see you within reach of the bulkhead in 15-20 minutes. Now that I think of it, just pissing would work like 500x better if you were well and truly stuck, and as an added bonus, it would give the other people in the module a nice 'gently caress you' for leaving you stuck there for hours.

Then theres the 'Love Death Robots' way

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


There is so much to take in on episode 4 of 'Fred'

Wait til you see them dig down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T00zEt1-3VA

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GucciFeline/status/1231816137404366848

This isn’t an “occupational” hazard. I’m posting it anyway.

I read this as I watch my neighbour moving his lawn while I sit on the stairs drinking beer in the shade.

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