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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the origin story of the superhero YoutubeMan

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Cyrano4747 posted:

Not just sounding that kid was into inflation iirc which is never safe

boners are filled with air, everybody knows this

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

PSI is stored in the balls.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it's almost like war is... heck. or something

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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oh i'd rip the hell out of the hose, to heck with that stuff

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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*reading through thread on my cellphone while waiting to be extricated from toppled-over crane*

wish you guys had posted this 10 minutes ago!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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why do you think it's red in that picture?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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at that point just toss me back into the volcano

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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had to ask my GF to put on big truck tires as shoes in order to feel anything now

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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free car wash

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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yeah i use the latch and stand next to my car with my arms folded, what of it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the car peed itself in terror

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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what what

in the ribbutt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it's the hammock without a way to access it that really gives it away

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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from a certain perspective, even solid matter is mostly empty space (in between the subatomic particles etc)

so really there's not a big difference between moving the dirt and not. might as well just kick back and take it easy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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wow, the Navy Seals insertion into bin Laden's compound could have gone a little smoother

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Here is a link to all the newly-released Boeing emails. I was frustrated that none of the news reports actually linked to the full emails so dug this up.

https://archive.org/details/boeingemailsocr

quote:

Sent: 6/5/2617 ’8:02:55”pm”’

Subject: RE: 737 MAX ATB/RTL FOTB


Welcome to my world, the never-ending nightmare


737 Chief Technical Pilot

quote:

8:55 am:

They do not understand the liability we as a company are taking on
Jesus

...

Not sure if I will be returning in April given this - am not lying to the FAA
Will leave that to people who have no integrity

Mozi fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 11, 2020

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Yes, mercury was used in the process of making felt.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i've heard it's aged well, like a fine cheese

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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if you have a treadmill running at 40mph and drive onto it at 80mph, will the car fly?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Or like how we all decided BPAs were bad, but nobody ever asks what it was we replaced BPA with and if that is even worse (guess what).

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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he was a racecar driver... just one too many cold beers one night

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mr. Fix It posted:

Here's the text of that story. Not sure if it's the original poster or not.

imagine if someone at customs had found it and opened it. yikes

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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ah, a Swift man

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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'i put my hand in my oven all the time and that's hotter than 212, what could be the problem?'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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nah he's not that stupid, he just likes a good photo op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Classon Ave. Robot posted:

That's probably about as effective as the real N95 masks. The virus isn't like airborne, it comes from touching surfaces that someone coughed on then touching your face. His mask prevents face-touching just as well as a real one I bet.

incorrect; the virus in addition to being spread by surfaces is also spread by droplet infection (coughing right on someone) and to a limited extent aerosol infection (lots of people in fairly close quarters with recirculated air, e.g. a cruise ship - not going to carry on the air for blocks and blocks, though)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i'm the guy who directed and edited and did the effects

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Modest Mao posted:

those are facts though, I wanted to understand what's happening and share sentiments I heard from friends who actually lived or grew up in Xinjiang. How can you think my saying that .5% of chinese people live there but they make up 22% of the prison population as anything but condemnation?

I still think it was a de facto racist policy and ethnic cleansing but I felt the framing in western media was inaccurate.

Are you from Xinjiang?

lots of people are unable to hold 'x did something bad' and 'x later did something effective' in their heads at the same time

like it or not the CCP is going to go on a propaganda offensive over the coming months and in the long run is going to come out in a stronger position (if the economy doesn't completely collapse)

and if anyone thinks i remotely like the CCP in making this judgement they need to get their head checked. i spent six years studying them in college and postgrad and all i have is bitter cynicism, frustration and disappointment

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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if this took place on a treadmill there would be no issue

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Thomamelas posted:

It depends. The early Church interpreted it as Jesus riding each of the horses in turn to devastate the Earth. There are some interpretations that claim they are four of Archangels. And you can get into wacky new age poo poo that says they are aliens.

well sure but so was jesus (who was sent by the aliens to fix the corrupted human genetics that resulted from mixing with neanderthals)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Lurking Haro posted:

Any proof?
I've only heard of questionable cases where people only tested negative and shortly after flared up again.

no proof, no

a couple of cases that could be explained by false negative tests and a late resurgence of the virus

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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ekuNNN posted:

uh, riflings are what baby rifles are called, dumbass :rolleyes:



i bet that baby has a tiny dick

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it's like that video of the dog with the long stick trying to get through the gate

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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looks like this guy only had Life 1.0, but these injuries would require at least Life XP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Tumble posted:

Uhg I woke up with nightmares today so I figured I'd share with ya'll. I saw somebody get hit by a subway train yesterday in Philly, it was horrible. He was high as hell on something, probably K2. I looked over at him like "This dude is a danger to himself..." and then less than a minute later somebody shouted, and I look back over and the loving dude was trying to get a cigarette that fell on the tracks.

Ten seconds later a train starts coming, and people are yelling at him but it was too late, he basically just froze and started like, trying to motion to the train to stop but it couldn't fully stop in time and it ran him over before it came to a halt.

Then the horror started. The train shut off for a second and we could hear him moaning and screaming for a few seconds before the train backed up. By the time the train had backed up to expose him, he wasn't making much noise, but he was still alive and it was horrific. He is legs were flat in a couple of areas and twisted up like a mess of ropes, he couldn't move anything except for an arm which he was kind of shaking up and down while he half-cried and half-moaned. EMS and firefighters were on the scene a couple of minutes later but they couldn't get to him until the power to the tracks was confirmed to be shut off, so they were yelling to him not to move until they could go down and get him.

He lost consciousness for a bit while they were loading him on to stretcher but then he woke up again and started crying for a bit before he was silent again.

Awful, awful stuff. I can't find anything in the news about it, I guess because of COVID there wasn't really anybody to report it? Uhg, anyways I cannot stop seeing his twisted up body, I don't think there was any way he could have lived much longer and I kind of hope he didn't anyways, his injuries did not look compatible with life at all.

So yea, do not jump into the subway because you saw a cigarette, guys. It's not worth it.

smoking kills

that sucks man

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Cojawfee posted:

It really is insane that you can just walk up to the edge of the tracks in this modren era. if I were to design such a system today, I'd have a barrier that's away from the tracks. The train comes in and it stops in such a way that it blocks anyone from getting into the tunnel or on the tracks. Then the train doors open and then a separate set of doors open that let people get from the platform to the train.

safety would make it impossible, there's no money in it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i don't think zoom is any worse than other options, they just happened to be thrust into the limelight and everyone is figuring out all the pre-existing vulnerabilities. though some of the monitoring stuff seems a bit scummy

but if we were all using GoToMeeting now they'd probably be having the same problems

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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deez nuts... beez?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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safety would make it impossible. there's no money in it

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