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(scowling at my fellow carolers) I bet none of these poseurs have even had a chestnut. |
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Nov 24, 2019 19:02
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(picking up a clay dreidel, rolling it around and testing its heft and balance in my hands, and finally smashing it to bits on the floor) Do it again. |
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Nov 24, 2019 19:05
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you call this wassail?
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Nov 24, 2019 19:14
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Pssh, I wouldn't be caught dead in those shoes. You say your mother is what? Tonight? Well, it's her choice but I would turn them down.
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Nov 24, 2019 19:18
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listen dude you gotta step your mummering game up you're making the whole crew look bad
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Nov 24, 2019 19:20
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Places billboard outside home showing you real time how much electricity I'm wasting on my Christmas display
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Nov 24, 2019 19:53
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Your favorite is All I Want For Christmas Is You? cute. A middling, pedestrian affair, quite simple really, it's not bad, but it lacks the sophistication of, say, the Stockholm children's choir singing Låt Mig Få Tända Ett Ljus *swirls homemade egg nog*
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Nov 24, 2019 20:25
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Deck the halls with boughs of rare orchids, ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! Throw snowballs at all of the kids, ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha... There goes Don, in dumb apparel, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Getting ready for Christmas carolers, blah blah blah blah... Please make fun of that man's sweater, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! Laugh and point and throw poinsettias, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 24, 2019 20:27
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Feliz Navidad? I liked "I just called to say I love you" the first time it came out 
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Nov 24, 2019 20:30
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Walking through the neighborhood with a hacksaw making sure MY tree is the tallest tree. Because it WILL be...
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Nov 24, 2019 20:34
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A police officer is seen speaking to a homeowner in front of his house, in reference to a nuisance complaint by the neighbors... Cop: Is... is that a... is that a ROCKET? Homeowner: No, I mean- yes; but no. Cop: Look, I got some reports about a lot of strange activity going on here, are you conducting some kind of science experiments here or sumpthin'? Homeowner: No, officer- I decided to get into the Holiday spirit this year and celebrate Hanukkah. Cop: By building a rocket? Homeowner: No **produces a device that looks something like a remote control and presses a button** by building NINE of them! **a nine-rocket gantry rises up out of the Earth, majestic in it's glory, sporting not one, not two- but NINE fueled up rockets ready to launch.** **With the press of another button, the first rocket takes off, signaling the beginning of the Festival of Lights. It was going to be a glorious Hanukkah!** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 24, 2019 20:47
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Syncing my lights display to 4'33" and getting mad when no one notices. |
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Nov 24, 2019 20:52
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a new year? sounds greet . . . I mean, if you don't give a crap about, you know, sustainability, responsibility, or the environment. a rehabilitated, gently used old year is just as good if not better than a brand new one and uses something like 800% fewer chronotons. but if you really care, you'll adopt a rescue from a local year shelter . . . at least, that's what I'm doing. 
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Nov 24, 2019 21:26
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ohhh wow, tinsel and ornaments haha, very nice halls steven, maybe next year you could think about actually decking them
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Nov 24, 2019 22:03
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my husband trying to console me while my head in my palms sitting on the bed in the master and the party continues downstairs: I-I'm sorry, I'll do better next year, who even though "yule" was a good word to put in the pictionary hat? me: FOR gently caress'S SAKE TOD, IT WAS NOEL, NOT YULE
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Nov 24, 2019 22:07
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Santa only shows up ONCE at your house? Man, I can't even... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 24, 2019 22:46
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Doing bad poo poo all year long because screw that Elf on the Shelf, snitches gettin' stitches on Youtube THIS year... dishing out hits for the hits!
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Nov 24, 2019 22:48
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oh, you're "celebrating" 'christmas'? that's cute...... |
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Nov 24, 2019 23:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Places billboard outside home showing you real time how much electricity I'm wasting on my Christmas display |
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Nov 25, 2019 02:34
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*douchiest person of all time presents a new lexus to his wife with a giant red bow on top* anddddd i got one for myself too because that's what normal american families do on christmas... |
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Nov 25, 2019 02:43
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Hiding faberge eggs for easter. Setting up a front porch 3 judge panel to evaluate all trick or treater costumes based on quality and originality. Awarding candy appropriately. Annexing little bits of Canada to celebrate the 4th. ---------------- |
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Nov 25, 2019 02:44
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Mr. Dick posted:Annexing little bits of Canada to celebrate the 4th. Loudly playing the 1812 overture and assuming it was written about the north american war of 1812 |
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Nov 25, 2019 04:07
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celebrating Xmas so only those in the know get what's up |
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Nov 25, 2019 04:57
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i mean yeah, sure, if you want to call this a yule log go ahead
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Nov 25, 2019 06:03
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jesus karen it is not EVEN THE ACTUAL SOLSTICE sorry it's a busy season please sorry don't cry
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Nov 25, 2019 06:03
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i understand, miroslava, that jorgen is very handsome and strong, and his goats are the most jovial in the valley, but WE NEEDED A VIRGEN SVARGOGDAMNED TROLLOP
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Nov 25, 2019 06:05
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help my tree is on fire why did i use real candles helppppp
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Nov 25, 2019 06:05
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listen, this is highbrush cranberry, not mistletoe. i get it, berry identification is hard but if you are going to call yourself a herbalist you might as well, i don't know, try
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Nov 25, 2019 06:07
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Mr. Dick posted:Hiding faberge eggs for easter. faberge eggs are fine, I guess . . . for those who can't afford a faberge duck . . . |
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Nov 25, 2019 06:17
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Heather Papps posted:i mean yeah, sure, if you want to call this a yule log go ahead heh i see you have brought this "yule" "log" to the office christmas.party. whereas i am eating a real log. the bark is cutting my mouth but that's how the real druids rolled. i think you'll find the promotion will be mine, heather from accounts receivable
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Nov 25, 2019 06:34
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Well, if Timmy acts up, we've decided to start letting Krampus drag him into the underworld. We just thought coal is so pedestrian.
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Nov 25, 2019 13:10
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nut posted:Well, if Timmy acts up, we've decided to start letting Krampus drag him into the underworld. We just thought coal is so pedestrian. *krampus sitting in a coffee shop and looking at the picture of timmy I've just slid across the table to him as I casually sip my coffee, he looks up at me disgusted and in disbelief* you... you're a terrible parent..." |
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Nov 25, 2019 13:13
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Luvcow posted:*krampus sitting in a coffee shop and looking at the picture of timmy I've just slid across the table to him as I casually sip my coffee, he looks up at me disgusted and in disbelief* you... you're a terrible parent..." this is a grassroots movement centred around authenticity during our greatest test of division and yeah sure Lowe's is sponsoring the child steal-a-thon but Lowe's has played an integral part in community building for decades this is everything and you need to get in or get out
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Nov 25, 2019 15:40
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Wordlessly activates the elevator built into the chimney, and upon it's arrival a red carpet rolls out settling in place right in front of the Christmas tree ensuring Santa's arrival in VIP fashion and therefore, the quality and quantity of presents left behind...
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Nov 25, 2019 16:37
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Your shofar sounds like poo poo, worst rosh Hashanah ever |
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Nov 25, 2019 16:45
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Spanish Manlove posted:Your shofar sounds like poo poo, worst rosh Hashanah ever At least the shofar is real horn, you cotton poly wearing heretic. |
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Nov 25, 2019 17:03
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this jazz funeral could use a few more trumpets, imo
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Nov 25, 2019 17:15
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Aging my Peeps in bourbon barrels. |
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