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Dune. Arrakis. Desert Planet. Also, dispensary... Helen Mohiam Gaius: Put your hand inside the box, young Paul Atreides... Paul Atreides: **fumbling with the box** Helen Gaius Mohiam: What the hell are you doing! Paul Atreides: Trying to light this loving thing... where the hell is the drat carb?!?! |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:03 |
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FutonForensic posted:god emperor of dune but instead of leto turning into a big worm he's turning into a big bud LMAO Leto (covered in Swedish Fish): I'm so totally gonna turn into something cool and never run out of MUNCHIIIEEESS!!! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:17 |
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alnilam posted:So uhhh if you give me a fuckton of weed, I'll trip so hard I'll transport this whole drat ship across space. Just make sure it's the good poo poo FutonForensic posted:god emperor of dune but instead of leto turning into a big worm he's turning into a big bud LMAO GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:It is by weed alone I set my chill in motion. It is by the juice of the bong that thoughts acquire haze, the couch acquires stains, the stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my chill in motion. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:23 |
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"We have budsign Usul, the likes of which even GOD has never smelled!" |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:45 |
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Paul: What do you call the bong shadow in the second moon? Stilgar: We call that one I Got Dibs |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:47 |
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Alia (after Paul and the Fremen bust through the shield wall): And how can this be? The assembled crowd waits expectantly Alia: ... Alia: poo poo, I forgot... |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 14:52 |
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 16:18 |
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Chani: Tell me of the bong water of your homeworld, Usul! |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 16:36 |
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CHOAM doesn't actually stand for anything, I just like saying it when I'm high |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 19:02 |
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The MUMPSorceress posted:high shulud https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 13:29 |
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Baron Harshkonen: What makes you so special, Paul Atreides- other than the fact that you're my bastard grandson? Paul Atreides: Well, for one thing, I was able to score a mongo hit off reverend Gauis Mohaium's box Baron Harshkonen: Paul Atreides: Another thing is, I can look into that place that others cannot. Baron Harshkonen: You don't mean... Paul Atreides: Yep. Weed connections, past present AND future. I can score me some weed anywhere, any when, and anyhow. I make Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson and B Real look like a barren weed desert. Baron Harshkonen: So like Dune, but instead of spice it's weed? Paul Atreides: You lost me... Baron Harshkonen: You really must be high... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 04:19 |
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Cleaning lady: I am the Shadout Mapes! Paul Atreides (interrupting her): I'm sorry, the what? Shadout Mapes: The Shadout Mapes, and I have a message for you Paul Atreides: Shout Out? Is that what you're saying? You are the Shout Out Mapes? What the gently caress... Shadout Mapes: I am the Shadout Mapes, I have a message for you- you are in terrible *thwock*! A Seeker shoots from the wall into the Shadout Mapes, preventing her from delivering the message and killing her instantly... Paul Atreides: Whoa, cool dart! **plucks the Seeker from her corpse** Paul Atreides: Can I keep it? No answer means yes... No answer means yes... SWEET! You didn't say anything so it's mine, no backsies! I'm gonna turn this into a pipe... **skips out of the room** |
# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 03:54 |
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