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Dune. Arrakis. Desert Planet.

Also, dispensary...



Helen Mohiam Gaius: Put your hand inside the box, young Paul Atreides...

Paul Atreides: **fumbling with the box**

Helen Gaius Mohiam: What the hell are you doing!

Paul Atreides: Trying to light this loving thing... where the hell is the drat carb?!?!

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FutonForensic posted:

god emperor of dune but instead of leto turning into a big worm he's turning into a big bud LMAO

Leto (covered in Swedish Fish): I'm so totally gonna turn into something cool and never run out of MUNCHIIIEEESS!!!

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alnilam posted:

So uhhh if you give me a fuckton of weed, I'll trip so hard I'll transport this whole drat ship across space. Just make sure it's the good poo poo

FutonForensic posted:

god emperor of dune but instead of leto turning into a big worm he's turning into a big bud LMAO

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It is by weed alone I set my chill in motion. It is by the juice of the bong that thoughts acquire haze, the couch acquires stains, the stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my chill in motion.

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"We have budsign Usul, the likes of which even GOD has never smelled!"

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Paul: What do you call the bong shadow in the second moon?
Stilgar: We call that one I Got Dibs

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Alia (after Paul and the Fremen bust through the shield wall): And how can this be?

The assembled crowd waits expectantly

Alia: ...

Alia: poo poo, I forgot...

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Chani: Tell me of the bong water of your homeworld, Usul!

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CHOAM doesn't actually stand for anything, I just like saying it when I'm high

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Baron Harshkonen: What makes you so special, Paul Atreides- other than the fact that you're my bastard grandson?

Paul Atreides: Well, for one thing, I was able to score a mongo hit off reverend Gauis Mohaium's box :smug:

Baron Harshkonen: :iceburn:

Paul Atreides: Another thing is, I can look into that place that others cannot.

Baron Harshkonen: You don't mean...

Paul Atreides: Yep. Weed connections, past present AND future. I can score me some weed anywhere, any when, and anyhow. I make Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson and B Real look like a barren weed desert.

Baron Harshkonen: So like Dune, but instead of spice it's weed?

Paul Atreides: You lost me...

Baron Harshkonen: You really must be high...

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Cleaning lady: I am the Shadout Mapes!

Paul Atreides (interrupting her): I'm sorry, the what?

Shadout Mapes: The Shadout Mapes, and I have a message for you

Paul Atreides: Shout Out? Is that what you're saying? You are the Shout Out Mapes? What the gently caress...

Shadout Mapes: I am the Shadout Mapes, I have a message for you- you are in terrible *thwock*!

A Seeker shoots from the wall into the Shadout Mapes, preventing her from delivering the message and killing her instantly...

Paul Atreides: Whoa, cool dart!

**plucks the Seeker from her corpse**

Paul Atreides: Can I keep it? No answer means yes... No answer means yes... SWEET! You didn't say anything so it's mine, no backsies! I'm gonna turn this into a pipe...

**skips out of the room**

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