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guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what? navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE autopilot: that sound intense navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely? navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips] navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that-- [crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival] autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous! navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.
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Death Bot posted:both The Weirding Way and Walking Without Rhythm are terms to describe how when you get up to get water from the kitchen ten feet away and you come back fifteen minutes later and forgot your water on the counter
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