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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > DUNE but instead of spice it's weed
 
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Luvcow posted:

you can tell they are fremen by their red eyes
* # ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:55
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Heather Papps posted:

"The drug's dangerous," she said, "but it gives insight. When a poster iss gifted by the drug, she can look many places in her memory — in her body's memory. We look down so many avenues of the past . . . but only chill avenues." Her voice took on a note of sadness. "Yet, there's a place where no yobber can see. We are repelled by it, terrorized. It is said a man will come one day and find in the gift of the drug his inward eye. He will look where we cannot — into both yob and fyad pasts."
"Your idiot philosopher king?"
"Yes, the one who can be many places at once: the the idiot philosopher king. Many posters have tried the drug . . . so many, but none has succeeded."
"They tried and failed, all of them?"
"Oh, no." She shook her head. "They tried and got perma'd."
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Manifisto posted:

guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time

autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what?

navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE

autopilot: that sound intense

navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND

autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely?

navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD

autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more

navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips]

navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that--

[crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival]

autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous!

navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.
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 Dune 2: Electric Thumperloo

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