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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I use voice commands to compose texts but then usually have to gently caress with my screen afterwards anyway to get the drat thing to send Voice commands is a little like low-stakes Russian roulette. You meant to say you're running late to a meeting, but it might translate into some weird freeway murder screed with random profanity thrown in... 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Having a book thrown at them seems like a mild punishment just block it with your hands How am I supposed to do that when I'm already holding my phone? 
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Nov 27, 2019 16:03
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Nooner posted:One time I was stopped at a red light and checking a text and some piece of poo poo pig on a bike rolled up on me and pulled me over and the ticket was like $280 and this was the day after Thanksgiving and I shouldn't have even been going in to work but I really needed the money and that ticket def cost me more than I made that day and uhh that really sucked but now I don't touch my phone in the car anymore lol i hope he got run over and killed on his dumb loving pig bike
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I was riding up a local highway in the slow lane a few weeks ago, approaching a merging lane on my right. Saw a sedan driving down it and figuring I'd be nice, slowed a bit to let the guy match highway speed ahead of me. He wasn't accelerating past like 40km/h and he was running out of lane. I pulled up to see if something was wrong and noticed his head was down looking at something in his lap. It was, you guessed it, a phone. I yelled at him to pay attention, blipped my throttle as I passed him, and he looked so startled that I'm not even sure he realized he had taken an onramp and was about to sail into highway traffic 60 clicks too slowly. I've also yelled at at least two drivers for looking at their phones while holding them on the steering wheel and had them turn the phone around to show a GPS app, like it matters. Pretty sure there are new laws in place in Ontario that state you can even get fined for looking at it while stopped - or maybe that was always a thing. In any case traffic enforcement in this city is a loving joke.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:07
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:lol i hope he got run over and killed on his dumb loving pig bike My lovely small town had a petite cop dude who was a total rear end in a top hat to everyone. One day, they decided he'd be perfect to be a motorcycle cop. It only lasted a few months. Apparently, every time he managed to lay the bike down he had to call for assistance to get it upright again. Naturally, the department tried to keep it under wraps until a local newspaper ran a blurb about it.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:51
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I text and drive. It's the world we live in now, and anyone who complains about it is a boomer.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:54
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I don't text and drive, and I also drive the speed limit in the left hand lane 
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I text and drive. It's the world we live in now, and anyone who complains about it is a boomer. have fun running over children 
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Being run over by me is the closest thing those little shits could possibly have to an honorable death.
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*Who is Paul Blart parks his car and gets out. Gore from mutilated children drips down his front bumper.* *he puts on sunglasses and says, "twas an honorable death"*
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Rad-daddio posted:It only lasted a few months. Apparently, every time he managed to lay the bike down he had to call for assistance to get it upright again. Naturally, the department tried to keep it under wraps until a local newspaper ran a blurb about it. Oh man I'd love to ride by the scene of a cop with a dumped bike, and laaaaaugh. I've seen 98-pound girls pick up 800lb police Harleys no problem. If you can't do either of the 'secret' (but totally common sense) techniques to get it back upright, they should issue you a BWS equipped with a clown horn.
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I think you should get like, one freebie a month. If you see someone texting and driving, you get behind them, put on your hazards to warn the people behind you, and then PITT maneuver their rear end right into the center divider. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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Jay_Zombie posted:I think you should get like, one freebie a month. If you see someone texting and driving, you get behind them, put on your hazards to warn the people behind you, and then PITT maneuver their rear end right into the center divider. Guy next to me was texting and swerving real close to me. l drive a Wrangler and had the doors off so I held my arm out and next time he got close I just knocked on his window. Scared the poo poo out of him so bad he over corrected and jumped the curb to the left. I do not use my phone at all when driving. Like I said I drive a Wrangler and its a manual so not only are my hands busy while driving I can't see or hear my phone anyways. I honestly pull over if I need to check something or make a call.
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Nov 27, 2019 18:11
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im posting while driving, op
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Vim Fuego posted:im posting while driving, op Driveby posting while driving into a post.
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The only traffic accident I’ve had I rear ended someone at a traffic light while reading a spicy text from my friend and so I don’t do it anymore.
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Nov 27, 2019 19:01
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JEEVES420 posted:Guy next to me was texting and swerving real close to me. l drive a Wrangler and had the doors off so I held my arm out and next time he got close I just knocked on his window. Scared the poo poo out of him so bad he over corrected and jumped the curb to the left. Did this once too, but I waited till we were at a stoplight since I was on a motorcycle and while I was pissed off at him for almost running me over, I didn't want to scare him and actually get run over.
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Nov 27, 2019 19:04
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I basically never take my eyes off my phone at any point of my commute. I have let Jesus take the wheel, and you all should too!
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Nov 27, 2019 19:09
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It should be legal to ram people who are looking at their phone and don't go when the light turns green.
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Nov 27, 2019 19:12
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Who What Now posted:I basically never take my eyes off my phone at any point of my commute. I have let Jesus take the wheel, and you all should too! You should ask Jesus to text for you instead
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Nov 27, 2019 19:12
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butt dickus posted:It should be legal to ram people who are looking at their phone and don't go when the light turns green. This should be treated as a capital crime.
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Nov 27, 2019 19:17
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Just one of many things i'm fine with me doing but not fine with other people doing
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Nov 27, 2019 19:17
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i've almost been hit a few times by people texting and driving. im sure they 'think' they're perfect drivers because they don't notice they almost hit me because they're looking at their phone
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Nov 27, 2019 19:21
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hemale in pain posted:i've almost been hit a few times by people texting and driving. im sure they 'think' they're perfect drivers because they don't notice they almost hit me because they're looking at their phone And they are always very surprised and angry that you're yelling at them for almost homociding you because they didn't see a thing and thus cannot possibly be in the wrong.
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Nov 27, 2019 19:25
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If u text and drive just kill yourself, I mean you will but you know, deliberately
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My favorite car accidents are the ones where people insist they weren’t texting and driving but have to fish their phone out of the backseat because the airbag launched it from their hand.
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I text and drive. It's the world we live in now, and anyone who complains about it is a boomer. Edgy poo poo itt E content I have a niece? That killed a motorcyclist that was stopped on the highway to make a left turn. She wasn’t charged but text records, I’m told by family, indicated she was texting. I’ve no idea how she got off. It’s a rather lovely branch of the in law tree. So I never talk to them anyways. She has to live w the fact she killed a 45 year old woman, and that woman is loving dead with family missing her. hosed up. Don’t text and drive goons. Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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Nov 27, 2019 19:37
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Burt Sexual posted:Edgy poo poo itt ok boomer (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 27, 2019 19:50
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Put down your god drat phone for 30 minutes you zombies. Your lovely whatsapp messages and facebook updates are not important while driving and I don't believe anybody who says they NEED to text to drive for work. Bullshit.
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If you want to engage in high-stakes multitasking challenges just fire up a quick round of StarCraft
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Smythe posted:If you want to engage in high-stakes multitasking challenges just fire up a quick round of StarCraft Yeah at a red light maybe
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The Real Amethyst posted:Put down your god drat phone for 30 minutes you zombies. don't be jealous i'm talking to hot babes all day
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The Real Amethyst posted:Put down your god drat phone for 30 minutes you zombies. umm roadkill of instagram is the only way to become an influencer nowadays, rube
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:ok boomer you're an Old that's mad about being called boomer aren't you
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The Real Amethyst posted:Put down your god drat phone for 30 minutes you zombies. Isn't that basically an uber driver's job description?
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Senior Dog posted:you're an Old that's mad about being called boomer aren't you Yeah that’s exactly it. And I hate gimmick posters that aren’t funny. And goons that post no contributions to a thread to stir poo poo....
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scott zoloft posted:Yeah at a red light maybe this is actually why i text constantly while jerking the wheel back and forth during dull moments of my journey, to keep up my APM in case of an emergency
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah that’s exactly it. And I hate gimmick posters that aren’t funny. And goons that post no contributions to a thread to stir poo poo.... I'm confused do you think I was calling you the mad old person? I was calling the person I quoted
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