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Cranberry sauce by Monster Energy
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Nov 27, 2019 18:46
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May 6, 2024 03:26
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- vanisher
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I think this serving spoon is glitched its got holes in it
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Nov 27, 2019 19:09
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- vanisher
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Put all my points in strength so I just rip apart the turkey instead of carving it
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Nov 27, 2019 19:10
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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dark meat griefing
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Nov 27, 2019 19:28
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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hungry man microwaved meal eaten alone in a tiny apartment decorated with action figures
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Nov 27, 2019 19:36
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- vanisher
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While the boss (wife) aggros the potatoes I sneak off with the loot (her wine)
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Nov 27, 2019 19:37
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- vanisher
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hungry man microwaved meal eaten alone in a tiny apartment decorated with action figures
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Nov 27, 2019 19:38
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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banned from family thanksgivings for repeated misogynistic rants directed at the women of the family
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Nov 27, 2019 19:38
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- Luvcow
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The corn slides down my monitor leaving a greasy smear as I have my female Orc World of Warcraft character repeat the "bow" emote to make it look like she's eating
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Nov 27, 2019 19:45
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- slowm
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live slow, die whenevs
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this year i am thankful for steam spring sale, steam summer sale, steam autumn sale, and the steam winter sale brought to us by valve corporation.
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Nov 27, 2019 20:03
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- vanisher
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Steam sale but it's part of an alternate timeline videogame where the pilgrims travelled in futuristic sailboats
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Nov 27, 2019 20:09
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- vanisher
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Summoning "welp"s to try and exit the house
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Nov 27, 2019 21:07
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- vanisher
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Patch notes for issues reported in v. 1.2018:
- knives 'properly washed' so they don't have that filmy dishwasher coloration
- max two baked dishes this version to avoid dinner load time delay
- memory leak with grandpa addressed (removed)
- "normal" mashed potatoes will be available (garlic has been removed due to low player interaction)
- "two forks" bug is actually a feature and they are meant for different dishes please stop reporting this
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Nov 27, 2019 21:16
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- FutonForensic
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gonna have to roll ""Need"" on these crescent rolls fam, lol. hey no give em back GIVE EM BACK MINUS 50 DKP
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Nov 27, 2019 21:59
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- Luvcow
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smashing all of grandmas clay pots and not finding a single gem or gold coin, trying to blame it on the baby when confronted moments later
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Nov 27, 2019 22:09
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- Luvcow
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rolling my twenty sided die before I carve the turkey and wincing when it comes up on a 1. my family quickly backs up as I awkwardly smash the knife into the counter top and shatter the blade
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Nov 27, 2019 22:11
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rolling my twenty sided die before I carve the turkey and wincing when it comes up on a 1. my family quickly backs up as I awkwardly smash the knife into the counter top and shatter the blade
With tears in my eyes I pull out the glass cutting board
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Nov 27, 2019 22:15
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- super sweet best pal
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- "normal" mashed potatoes will be available (garlic has been removed due to low player interaction)
Game's ruined. Unsubscribed. Uninstalled.
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Nov 27, 2019 22:17
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- Luvcow
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With tears in my eyes I pull out the glass cutting board
lol
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Nov 27, 2019 22:18
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- Macnult
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reporting and muting grandpa for offensive language
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Nov 28, 2019 00:29
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- Macnult
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accepting my cousin's side-quest "just going a walk" for the hunger buff
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Nov 28, 2019 00:31
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May 6, 2024 03:26
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- Macnult
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Placing my laptop on the dinner table, introducing my RP server girlfriend to the family. A webcam is attached to the ceiling above the table so she knows when we're allowed to /eat
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Nov 28, 2019 00:37
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