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vanisher

Cranberry sauce by Monster Energy

# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:46

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:47

vanisher

Turkey Carving Simulator

raise and slaughter your own birds!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

watch me speedrun this corn!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 27, 2019 18:56

vanisher

I think this serving spoon is glitched its got holes in it

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:09

vanisher

Put all my points in strength so I just rip apart the turkey instead of carving it

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dark meat griefing

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:28

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

hungry man microwaved meal eaten alone in a tiny apartment decorated with action figures

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODMODE just means you get to eat dessert first but it's worth the hack to get at that sweet potater pie

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:36

vanisher

While the boss (wife) aggros the potatoes I sneak off with the loot (her wine)

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:37

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

hungry man microwaved meal eaten alone in a tiny apartment decorated with action figures

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

banned from family thanksgivings for repeated misogynistic rants directed at the women of the family

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:38

vanisher

The corn slides down my monitor leaving a greasy smear as I have my female Orc World of Warcraft character repeat the "bow" emote to make it look like she's eating

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

The corn slides down my monitor leaving a greasy smear as I have my female Orc World of Warcraft character repeat the "bow" emote to make it look like she's eating

# ? Nov 27, 2019 19:45

alnilam

Ragequitting after losing PvP to Racist Uncle

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:02

slowm: live slow, die whenevs

this year i am thankful for steam spring sale, steam summer sale, steam autumn sale, and the steam winter sale brought to us by valve corporation.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Mom using crowd control to snare, charm, mezz and root all the little miscreants making a play for the goodies. Not THIS gaming session, playuh!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:08

vanisher

Steam sale but it's part of an alternate timeline videogame where the pilgrims travelled in futuristic sailboats

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

Luvcow posted:

banned from family thanksgivings for repeated misogynistic rants directed at the women of the family

honestly? and i mean this grandma, gently caress YOU

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:19

Goons Are Gifts

Forming a 25 men raid against the turkey, while actively planning to ninja loot the stuffing for the turducken achievement

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:27

death sext

TG+
· Start with new wine-stained costume and improved second helping stats
· Turkey is now alive and equipped with carving knife

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:28

Goons Are Gifts

Summoning multiple whelps out of nowhere to CC the adds before I pull the boss using drying sauce on shirt dots.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Goons Are Great posted:

Forming a 25 men raid against the turkey, while actively planning to ninja loot the stuffing for the turducken achievement

Pot Smoke Phoenix tells you: I'm hitting Heroism as soon as you engage because I want s e c o n d s

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:31

Goons Are Gifts

Grinding myself through the third potato mob group just to realize that the mount drops somewhere else.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA TELL MY GUILD TO REPORT YOU!

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Pot Smoke Phoenix yells: Can I get a 'port to the couch plz, donating lots!

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

gently caress i didn;t dump points into "foodgorge" and now i'm getting the "sleepy" status effect

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:39

death sext

Being blocked by invisible walls trying to get to the stuffing

It's not off the map I can see it right there

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

death sext posted:

Being blocked by invisible walls trying to get to the stuffing

It's not off the map I can see it right there

You're bugged, log out all the way to desktop and log back in again, use the sit emote, and it'll walk over to you when you use the quest item

# ? Nov 27, 2019 20:54

vanisher

Summoning "welp"s to try and exit the house

# ? Nov 27, 2019 21:07

death sext

vanisher posted:

Summoning "welp"s to try and exit the house

# ? Nov 27, 2019 21:12

vanisher

Patch notes for issues reported in v. 1.2018:
- knives 'properly washed' so they don't have that filmy dishwasher coloration
- max two baked dishes this version to avoid dinner load time delay
- memory leak with grandpa addressed (removed)
- "normal" mashed potatoes will be available (garlic has been removed due to low player interaction)
- "two forks" bug is actually a feature and they are meant for different dishes please stop reporting this

# ? Nov 27, 2019 21:16

FutonForensic

gonna have to roll ""Need"" on these crescent rolls fam, lol. hey no give em back GIVE EM BACK MINUS 50 DKP

# ? Nov 27, 2019 21:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

smashing all of grandmas clay pots and not finding a single gem or gold coin, trying to blame it on the baby when confronted moments later

# ? Nov 27, 2019 22:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

rolling my twenty sided die before I carve the turkey and wincing when it comes up on a 1. my family quickly backs up as I awkwardly smash the knife into the counter top and shatter the blade

# ? Nov 27, 2019 22:11

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

rolling my twenty sided die before I carve the turkey and wincing when it comes up on a 1. my family quickly backs up as I awkwardly smash the knife into the counter top and shatter the blade

With tears in my eyes I pull out the glass cutting board

# ? Nov 27, 2019 22:15

super sweet best pal

vanisher posted:

- "normal" mashed potatoes will be available (garlic has been removed due to low player interaction)

Game's ruined. Unsubscribed. Uninstalled.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 22:17

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

With tears in my eyes I pull out the glass cutting board

lol

# ? Nov 27, 2019 22:18

Macnult

reporting and muting grandpa for offensive language

# ? Nov 28, 2019 00:29

Macnult

accepting my cousin's side-quest "just going a walk" for the hunger buff

# ? Nov 28, 2019 00:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:47

Macnult

Placing my laptop on the dinner table, introducing my RP server girlfriend to the family. A webcam is attached to the ceiling above the table so she knows when we're allowed to /eat

# ? Nov 28, 2019 00:37

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