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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Plz share your reasons for being thankful for TRUMP on this special day. the president makes such a thing possible for us all

mine:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199718185865535490

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/332308211321425920

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/516382177798680576

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
thank u bister presiden

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the perfidious, deeply pernicious liberals tried to cancel thanxgivins with there typical shitlibbereh but trump said NO! and now we can celebr8 it without government overreach... :D

the president makes such a thing possible for us all

thank u, next

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Here's trump stuffing the pardoned turkey like a its a g*ddamn muppet. would obummer do something like this?? no. case dismissed libs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this liberal war on thanksgiving must end

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Thanksgiving dinner is served!

Dig in america, you earned it!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Al! posted:

this liberal war on thanksgiving must end

the liberals started it

we shall end it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Trump taught me that the people running this country are actually all mean and stupid and that I should hold them in contempt.

For that I am grateful to the 45th President of the United States Donald John Trump.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


today we are thsnkful, for our big wet president, who has used his great brain--i tell u folks, one of the biggest, smoothest brains! of all time!--to MAKE THANKSGIVING GREAT AGAIN!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am thankful for this president our greatest president and my shirt that reads “wine em, dine em, 69 em”

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress u

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Merry Trumpsgivings

the president makes this possible for us all

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm thankful that we're building the slock rockets

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
thank u president trump for countless hours of entertainment over the last 4 years as i sit comfortably in my safe suburban enclave

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

are slock rockets space force things

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
please don't say th*nksg*ving

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i am thankful to my lord donald jesus trump that i can finally say merry christmas again

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
trump is legit one of the best tweeters on the planet and for that i give thanks

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this testimony makes me tear up every time I read it. it's 1000% True.

~~~~

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with TRUMP.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to TRUMP.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked TRUMP about it.
"MR PRESIDENT, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
merry christmas everybody

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

is hero dog at the Official White House Thanksgiving for Heroes

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
happy tanksgiving :gifttank:

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Thanksgiving is about more than America, more than family, its about Trump things have never been better, lets go do some good

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
marry thanksgiving
god bless the thanksgiving
we burn our thanksgiving
salami in the bag

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Thinking about how naive we were last November.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

jesus christ the zipper on my pants broke and my weiner was just flopping around

luckily everyone was at lunch

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trumpsgiving soon!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Leaving the thanksgiving dinner table on my own terms

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
how is everyone gonna celebrate Trumpsgiving this year?

I'm going to print out every Trump tweet (thank you, Elon) and kiss them gently

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

playing the hits:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/440262092961357824

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266276897305026560

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/297087613851017216

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072

and maybe his greatest tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084647050208333825

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


lmao my mega shitlib sister is going to make another Thanksgiving unbearable again by screeching about turnip getting his twitter back

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Paul Revere 3000 posted:

lmao my mega shitlib sister is going to make another Thanksgiving unbearable again by screeching about turnip getting his twitter back

Hit da bricks

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Al! posted:

thank u bister presiden

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/271368033417715712

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)


ty Mr p

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Take a beat. Learning to play a musical instrument can be fun, a great conversation starter, and a new way to look at life! Research on the human brain reveals that picking up the ol' six-string will create new connections between neurons, a process directly related to improvements in memory and cognition. Turn a boring party from kitschy to catchy as you wow the people in your life with popular songs guaranteed to make you a V.I.P. for years to come!

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NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Take a beat. Learning to play a musical instrument can be fun, a great conversation starter, and a new way to look at life! Research on the human brain reveals that picking up the ol' six-string will create new connections between neurons, a process directly related to improvements in memory and cognition. Turn a boring party from kitschy to catchy as you wow the people in your life with popular songs guaranteed to make you a V.I.P. for years to come!

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