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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/yeah_thatbloke/status/1200824688789856257?s=21

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1201173599295561729?s=21

lol Lib Dems.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Failed Imagineer posted:

I think it's one of the many accepted spellings - like Q/Kh/Gaddafi

Yeah, Arabic doesn't romanise perfectly. As Gaius Aelius Gallus found out.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
One thing I don't think we ever talked about in this thread was this very good New Yorker long read from last month about how the Economist magazine glued itself to the wrong side of history from day one.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Bit scary that Labour would apparently have to eat the entire Lib Dem vote to get level with the Tories.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Kill All Cops posted:

When me mam died a few months back I think the overall costs were a little under 3k GBP, service, precession and cremation. Burials would've been almost double, if not more. I read an article shortly after booking the directors and found out Dundee is one of the costliest places to have a funeral, but since my Dad wanted a good send off for her, price was never an issue

Still, rural Taiwanese know how to do funerals best. With strippers.

That's a really wild expression of capitalism, for anyone not in the know. Got to get as many people attending your relative's funeral as possible, and the mafia runs the mortuary industry, so they've got strippers on discount.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

VideoGames posted:

Did anything interesting or weird happen last night not including the Queen death hoax? Could it have been used as a diversion? Just seems really weird such a tremendous rumour had SO much attention with no one outright denying it.

The problem is that British journalism is atrophied and bad at social media. Something can go viral on WhatsApp and they just won't notice it.

https://twitter.com/rachaelkrishna/status/1201272851313176580?s=21

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Don't think a guy called Cohen is a gentile.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

He had a Jewish grandfather and has been secular his entire life, he's cynically started to pick it up as an identity more recently though.

TBF, 'guy called Cohen with a Jewish grandfather' does not sound like the safest person to be with literal Nazis on the march. Charlottesville was a big wake-up call for a lot of secular folks with Jewish ancestry.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Anyone screenshot this?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Barry Foster posted:

He's got enough on his plate as we speak (articles of impeachment thing happening right now), and if he does bitch he'll bitch about now ex-best-friend Boris, which isn't helpful to us

It will be helpful because the Tories have been talking about our great post-Brexit trade deal with the US. If Trump goes all 'I will watch, cackling, as your pathetic nation sinks into the waves' (or whatever that translates to in Trumpese), that's not great for them.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Deketh posted:

Slag off Hannibal next, history buffs!

A massive step down from Silence of the Lambs.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

stev posted:

Shy tories

Be fair, some of them are shy Lib Dems who believe that we don't necessarily have to say goodbye to that nice Mr. Macron to start looting the country.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

So I'm taking to someone who just tried to use Corbyn scrapping the married tax allowance as a gotcha, because it'll affect lower income couples. Any advice on what to reply with?

They're not scrapping it, they're expanding it to other couples (civil partnerships and the like). It's a broader tax break, not a narrower one.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Holy poo poo, we've got a live one.

https://twitter.com/jewishpeacock/status/1203331846303633408?s=21

https://twitter.com/jewishpeacock/status/1203370362626609152?s=21

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

RockyB posted:

Johnson has just said that "You have to ask if [the TV license] still makes sense in the modern era"

And after so much BBC lickspittling, too!

Between the go back to Europe thing and refusing to look a that picture of the kid he's really loving it today. I just wish that I thought it would have any impact on actual tory voters.

P.s has the Andrew Neil empty chair actually been scheduled yet? Or are the BBC gonna wuss out on that.

The higher-ups backing the Tories don't care about the BBC as an organisation. They care about their own careers, which will likely be lucrative. Why the hell would you expect workforce solidarity from Tories?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Tomberforce posted:

Has anyone got any better strategies for dealing with patronising Tory family members telling me that I don't remember the 70s and the 3 day week and that I should never vote Labour as a consequence?

I'm concious that my breathless babbling about media ownership and bias, propaganda and plots to undermine public ownership can come off as a bit tin foil hat (even though it's all true) so need to simplify it a bit.

Ultimately I don't think they'll ever come around till the services they take for granted are gone and it affects them :(

The three-day week happened under Ted Heath's Conservative government, which single-handedly broke the postwar economic model over its knee by cutting taxes during a bubble in order to inflate it further and keep the government running based on the revenue from that. When the bubble popped, the massively overexposed British economy went down with it and they'd cut too many revenue-generators to repair state services. They proceeded to start cutting government workers' salaries to control inflation (which was rising due to the now-popped cheap oil bubble raising costs across the country), and because they were in the middle of a financial crash, this made those workers very, very angry - they'd suddenly gone from lovable wages to unlivable ones.

Basically, the Seventies were mainly the fault of a Tory paedophile's hubris.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/catrinnye/status/1204382318326091776?s=21

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Braggart posted:

Yeah, using 2015 youth turnout in a model is just stupid and this carries very hopeful implications for our vote share.

IIRC, you have professional experience in this sort of thing in politics, and you've generally been relatively cautious about Labour's chances and polling? So you thinking this is a big deal is a good sign ;)

Also, extra love for yer babby, Zabby! :kimchi:

I think the only logic by which it makes sense is that Dec 12th is a bad day for students and young workers, which will suppress the youth turnout a little.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Necrothatcher posted:

Why is Dec 12th a bad day?

Leaving day at a bunch of universities, and Christmas party day for a bunch of workers.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I mean, if you're a teenager and your dad's a crime lord, I can see why you might not want to rock the boat.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

lol, Oborne finally completing his reverse RCP manoeuvre.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Bobby Deluxe posted:

That's the thing, we need a manifesto that suckers in the melts and then day one 'oh no we accidentally put an extra zero on the end of the corporate tax lol"

The melts appear to have largely stuck with Labour as much as they were going to. It was the advent of naked far-right fascism that peeled votes away. Don't look at a country that's rejected sensible moderation in favour of blatant racist scam artistry and pretend that appearing to be sensible moderates would help in any meaningful way. The media's made it clear what it believes acceptable thought to be, and it's not something that any usefully left-wing party could plausibly imitate.

Our only remaining hope is to tap into the anger of all those hosed over by the Tories and go for the throat - but to be honest, I'm not sure that British democracy is going to survive this in any useful state. We're heading straight for a catastrophic loss of sovereignty in a period of global crisis. This is really loving bad.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Beefeater1980 posted:

Yeah but what’s the fix? If the masses won’t vote left they won’t fight for the left in the streets. They’ll fight for the right, with the state and its security apparatus on their side.

I mean if we are losing I don’t think the answer is to rerun the same battle but with higher stakes.

You think they're going to accept our surrender. That's cute.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Remember that 406 constituencies voted Leave and 242 voted Remain. This is just those results finally translating into a general election.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Yeah, at this point, I'm prepared to say that the Labour leadership badly miscalculated this election, but it was in the same way that the centrist melts miscalculated it. They got too fussed about holding on in Remain seats when Leave seats had always been enough for someone to get a government majority.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Yeah, the next few years will be entirely about making sure that the British public can't hurt the Tories for loving them over. This is not a party with any serious interest in democracy.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Illuminti posted:

You will be shocked to learn that virtually every voter does not think they are voting for ethnic cleansing. But I'm sure you also think all those voters are consciously racist, stupid and violent.

They may not think that, but that is what they're voting for? What, we can't try to persuade people by pointing out the other guys' actual policies?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Illuminti posted:

They might be voting for something completely different mate. And they also might not consider stopping travellers setting up wherever they want as ethnic cleansing.

But it is, and it's part of the package they're voting for, even if it's not their top priority. It is the functional result of their vote. Why not bring it up, if that is the case?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
It's going to be fascinating to see what the Lib Dem take from this election ends up being.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Ahdinko posted:

Well if it was *just* because of Brexit, they'd vote Brexit party because their manifesto consists of pretty much Brexit, and scrapping HS2. And I cant believe that there are that many people who are putting their vote on a train line.

Was it Barnsley or somewhere that voted 30% Brexit party? That was pretty shocking to see.

BXP only showed up in Labour seats. The Conservatives has free reign.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
lol, the guy with a racist rapsheet is definitely extremely concerned about antisemitism, yes sirree.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

unwantedplatypus posted:

Things are bad. However right now you are catastrophizing, please take care of yourself.

His wife's an EU citizen. You know, the people Boris Johnson literally said we're treating the U.K. atop much like their home. Not the best tack to take there, chief.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Beefeater1980 posted:

Ideal would be tall, media-friendly and left


A bait and last minute switch to a popular candidate would be hilarious. Especially if you set the candidate up in advance with a media narrative of “One True Liberal Uniter” in opposition to your socialist stalking horse as a long con.

Way too many folks ITT obsessed with finding the optimal strategy in a rigged game.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How does not needing the DUP for a majority change things with respect to NI? Does it make a unification referendum more or less likely?

Please stop assuming the Conservatives are interested in democracy.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Ms Adequate posted:

It is, and nobody knows. Brown got the same treatment, Miliband got the same treatment (With a healthy side order of anti-semitism lol), Corbyn got the same treatment. Thing is it didn't seem to stick much in 2017 so, why now? Was it legitimately Corbyn, was it the smears against Corbyn, the manifesto, did we get hosed by Brexit and absent that would have, if not stormed it, at least done decently?

I want to say it was the latter. I want to believe this happened because of a situation that Labour had no good way out of. Going Leave was obvious suicide. I don't see how going Remain would have done significantly better, we got hosed over by the Brexit Party vote more than anything we could have made up from the LDs. Trying to thread the needle with a promise of a sensible deal and second referendum was the only thing I think was viable. But it didn't work, and I don't know if that's because the needle wasn't threaded or because it couldn't be threaded and it was indeed a bad strategy. Anyway my point is that I want to believe that the Labour platform was one that could win an election and we just got unlucky with a unique situation, that the ground will be very different next time around.

Brown losing we can account for - it came after a long period of Labour majority and the 2008 crash. But him, Miliband, and now Corbyn, all losing, on different platforms and different circumstances, it... it makes me doubt how viable a left platform is. I hope I'm just depressed and doomsaying tonight and you'll all forgive me if I am, but is a centrist melt with a centrist platform really the best we can do? How can we get the poison out, and see whether a left platform even is viable when it's presented honestly and fairly, when we can't get our hands on the levers of power to enact reforms?

The centrist melts got hammered too. They're only ever a transitional stage to full fascism.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Kokoro Wish posted:

Man, as much I was on board for thinking it was wise to play the referendum, second vote card, I definitely feel like capitulating on the Brexit result at all cost them dearly. I always said that this referendum was not non-binding at all, but I thought giving people a second say was smart. No, Labour should probably has stuck to the result and worked their own Brexit plan, none of the waffle. The people had already spoken as far as alot in the Labour heartlands were concerned and their position served them not at all.

The current election map looks a lot like the post-Brexit constituency map. You go hardline Remain, you're jettisoning a huge majority of seats.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
The huge problem with Labour Lexit was that it would be hobbled by Northern Ireland. No way Corbyn would want to blow the GFA up.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

A future relationship with freedom of movement (Norway+? I legit can't remember which dumb loving name they had for it) honours the GFA.

Yeah, but that's a small enough Brexit that it doesn't have much in the way of Lexity selling points.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Azza Bamboo posted:

If the conservative win inspires charity how do we prevent "well oiled society" type thinking. In the US the presidency has also put out the idea that it should be charities, not the state, that solve problems as a defence of capitalism.

What if all this "parallel organisations" proves them right. Or a better question is how do we stop them putting their label on any increase in charity we see?

Put Labour's label on it instead. Brand the gently caress out of it.

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