I'm sorry BYOB, but I can't post here anymore

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Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

So it turns out I've gone like 14 years without killing any threads and since posting in BYOB I've been responsible for killing two threads in the past two months (both in BYOB) and I just can't live with the shame

How do you guys live with the knowledge that your words were the death-knell of an entire conversation?

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:23

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# ? May 16, 2024 02:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Every post is killed by the last person to contribute to it.

It's the Circle of Life, my friend.

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# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:26

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Haha, now you're that one that's killed this thread

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:27

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

No...wait

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:27

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

It's happening agaaaaaain

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

locks and loads the threadkiller gun

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:31

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

locks and loads the threadkiller gun

Hey, thanks for covering my back on this

# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Mods please change thread title to

Post here and help us kill this immortal thread

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# ? Dec 1, 2019 15:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

bump

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 16:31

Goons Are Gifts

One night when it's rainy and you feel very lonely, you will post ITT and just hope to get someone to answer on a funny joke you made, then I will come around, sneaking behind you and without any reason or notifying you, I will lock this thread and keep you displayed as the killer until the "stickied indefinitely" note in the mod menu is gone.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:10

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

hubon morghulis, all threads must die, op

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

CaptainPsyko posted:

hubon morghulis, all threads must die, op

my thread is my own but my bump belongs to the yob

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:18

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

You fools! IT could happen to you!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:21

Goons Are Gifts

Sorry op I was being mean earlier I didn't mean to, I really like you and I hope you never murder a thread ever again, because jesus christ I swear to god if you hurt just one more thread I will kill a carrot or something

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:26

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

It's all good.

BUT I DONT KNOW IF I CAN STOP MYSELF

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

Half-wit posted:

It's all good.

BUT I DONT KNOW IF I CAN STOP MYSELF

let me stop you for you thread killed
:vapes:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:34

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Phew, thanks. That was another close one. I'm sweating over here.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

Half-wit posted:

Phew, thanks. That was another close one. I'm sweating over here.

byob is a chill place to do a post!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 18:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me (killing a thread):

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# ? Dec 1, 2019 19:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Henlo

# ? Dec 1, 2019 19:57

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Fear is the threadkiller

# ? Dec 1, 2019 20:07

Goons Are Gifts

Alright this is it, I'm gonna do it, you can't stop me. This is the thread to post it:

Robin Williams.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 20:58

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Goons Are Great posted:

Alright this is it, I'm gonna do it, you can't stop me. This is the thread to post it:

Robin Williams.

Chilling.

This thread is now a haunted thread.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 22:04

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

The ghosts of threads past are all floating around and threatening to slime my walls

# ? Dec 1, 2019 22:06

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Does anyone know the market value of ectoplasm?

Asking for a friend

# ? Dec 1, 2019 22:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Involuntary threadslaughter

# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:30

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

This post is premeditated.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

posting in the 69th degree

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:46

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Posting with malice aforethought.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:17

nut

are we supposed to check threds after we post in them or also and too read the posts before ours

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

are we supposed to check threds after we post in them or also and too read the posts before ours

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:19

Goons Are Gifts

Generally

and never check where or what you post or who you respond to, basically just smash keys and post always

welcome & chat

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

yeah i have killed a thread or two in my day.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

carving x's into the side of my computer tower like a WW I fighter ace every time I kill another thread.

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# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:29

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

nut posted:

are we supposed to check threds after we post in them or also and too read the posts before ours

It's a bit irresponsible not to. I mean, you went to all the care and effort of bringing a newborn thread into this world and then you're just going to leave it on the side of the road to fend for itself and find its own food?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:39

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Heather Papps posted:

yeah i have killed a thread or two in my day.

Did you at least bury them like a cat hiding its poo; or are we talking you just left them out in the open to bake in the sun?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:42

nut

Half-wit posted:

It's a bit irresponsible not to. I mean, you went to all the care and effort of bringing a newborn thread into this world and then you're just going to leave it on the side of the road to fend for itself and find its own food?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:26