I'm sorry BYOB, but I can't post here anymore

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Goons Are Gifts

No u!!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:14

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:18

Crypto Cobain: by Reene

hamjobs posted:

It's me motherfucker

# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Fleetwood Crack posted:

# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:20

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

I killed the thread

But I did not kill the subforum

# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm going to get some help...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 01:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I got some help (maybe)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905698

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 01:08

HugeGrossBurrito

if you post after this point you think I�m great

# ? Dec 6, 2019 01:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

# ? Dec 6, 2019 01:23

Goons Are Gifts

I think the gray forums didn't like us, after all. :smith:

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

They do, they're just not allowed to say it out loud

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

hamjobs posted:

It's me motherfucker

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:13

nut

not as sorry as we r op

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

come home oppy, we miss you

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:32

Escape From Noise

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

if you post after this point you think I’m great

You are great, friend.

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:46

Papa Was A Video Toaster

# ? Dec 6, 2019 07:52

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Half-wit posted:

So it turns out I've gone like 14 years without killing any threads and since posting in BYOB I've been responsible for killing two threads in the past two months (both in BYOB) and I just can't live with the shame

I thought it was just me. I've killed like five threads. I didn't think much of it, but now I think maybe I'm a monster?

# ? Dec 7, 2019 09:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

im feeling it ..... the urge to kill again

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 15:44

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Heather Papps posted:

im feeling it ..... the urge to kill again

this made me gasp real loud in this denny's

(for I knew that the urge would find me as well)

well.... here we are BYOB

*holds knife to threads neck*

what's it gonna be? [Enter shifty eyed or similar emoji to convey wileyness and unpredictability here]

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 16:35

HugeGrossBurrito

Dick Bastardly posted:

this made me gasp real loud in this denny's

(for I knew that the urge would find me as well)

well.... here we are BYOB

*holds knife to threads neck*

what's it gonna be? [Enter shifty eyed or similar emoji to convey wileyness and unpredictability here]

you won�t do it you won�t

# ? Dec 7, 2019 16:36

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

you won�t do it you won�t

yeah you're right actually. stabbing a thread to death would not be very chill.

Chilling not killing.

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 16:47

HugeGrossBurrito

Dick Bastardly posted:

yeah you're right actually. stabbing a thread to death would not be very chill.

Chilling not killing.

I�m glad you came to your senses

# ? Dec 7, 2019 16:51

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I�m glad you came to your senses

I couldn't have done it without you and the support of the very fine goons here in BYOB (and other honorable subforums) and across the world

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 16:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

the rage subsides

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:02

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Heather Papps posted:

the rage subsides

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:04

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

for now [enter shifty-eyed smiley previously mentioned here]

actually gritty ought to do, here :gritin:

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:06

Escape From Noise

Was it a... poop knife???

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:10

HugeGrossBurrito

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Was it a... poop knife???

they are totally normal right?

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:28

Escape From Noise

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

they are totally normal right?

For people who haven't heard of flushing twice I guess?

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 7, 2019 17:52

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

the poop is evil manifest being squeezed out of the body so i suppose stabbing the poop probably isn't bad?

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 18:44

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm killing this thread now

# ? Dec 7, 2019 19:07

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Hello fellow *checks notes* BYOB'ers, this is fellow forum user Half-wit and not a Threaderal Investigator, no sir. Please continue talking about your crimes against threadmanity.

I am going to throw a thread party down at the local precinct and you're all invited! Please print off copies of the latest posts in threads you've killed and bring them down to the station and ~~we'll arrest you~~we'll all have a good laugh.

I know the location is kind of odd, but it was the only place I could find last minute, ha ha. Hope to see you soon!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 20:21