I'm sorry BYOB, but I can't post here anymore

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Crypto Cobain: by Reene

*grabs microphone and runs off with it*

# ? Dec 9, 2019 05:24

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:01

Escape From Noise

Fleetwood Crack posted:

*grabs microphone and runs off with it*

...Rakim?

# ? Dec 9, 2019 05:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I've done it this time, boys

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:50

HugeGrossBurrito

hamjobs posted:

I've done it this time, boys

I�m sorry

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

killed

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Thread over

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:16

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hamjobs posted:

Thread over

Well, actually. . .

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:27

Crypto Cobain: by Reene

Barking Gecko posted:

Well, actually. . .

I can't believe you've done this!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 03:18

Escape From Noise

Death To Our Threads

# ? Dec 15, 2019 03:48

wearing a lampshade

It's gonna be me

# ? Dec 15, 2019 05:32

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

albany academy posted:

It's gonna be me

Nope

# ? Dec 19, 2019 16:07

Goons Are Gifts

You know by now I was this close already to goldmine this thread twice just to finally decide who gets the kill, but you keep pushing it slightly above the line after which I mine threads. Can't we just share the kill??

I'm going to come up with some agreement on this to end the bloodshed.

# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:17

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

*pounding on the chest of this thread*

live... drat you.... LIVE!!

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Poasted

# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:37

vanisher

What if instead of a post count we had a kill count

# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:28

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

vanisher posted:

What if instead of a post count we had a kill count

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:32

HaveARottenDay

Wot kind of killstreaks would you get

# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HaveARottenDay posted:

Wot kind of killstreaks would you get

Every time you get ten or more killed threads someone voiceovers KILLING SPREE from Halo and then you sob inconsolably into your keyboard, because you are bad at posting

# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:47

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

hamjobs posted:

Every time you get ten or more killed threads someone voiceovers KILLING SPREE from Halo and then you sob inconsolably into your keyboard, because you are bad at posting

everytime i post the "HOLY poo poo" voice from Unreal Tournament sounds off real loud through my high powered Back To the Futuresque amplifier/monitor

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:51

Trying

since a rogue thread killed my parents, i have dedicated my life to forums justice & the protection of the innocent. however, i am honour bound to never take a life & so i do combat on the criminal element by starting pizza and hot dog derails. i am the night

# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

"You are already dead."

# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:00

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

sometimes i like to just leave for years and then come back and :justpost:

# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:00

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

sometimes i like to just leave for years and then come back and

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:01

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:01

HugeGrossBurrito

last

# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Nope it's me again

# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:48

Trying

post after me if i am the for the real last poster infinite no takey-backsies

# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:50

HugeGrossBurrito

oh but seriously I posted:

post after me if i am the for the real last poster infinite no takey-backsies

ok

hey wait what the heck

# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:51

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

last infinity, I win

# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:04

Trying

Bacon Taco posted:

last infinity, I win

i am undone :negative:

# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:06

HugeGrossBurrito

double negative infinity plus

# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:57

wearing a lampshade

hamjobs posted:

Nope

# ? Dec 20, 2019 02:40

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

albany academy posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2019 02:48

wearing a lampshade

# ? Dec 20, 2019 02:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

# ? Dec 20, 2019 03:31

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hamjobs posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2019 03:43

Half-wit: Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Whoa...this thread; it is unexpectedly powerful. It could have retired into a life of luxury, but you're all just so attached to it, it's like some kind of knitting competition in here.

It's time to bring out the big sewing needles that should end this thread for good, for surely no one is so base as to respond to the following tripe:

"For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Thread Galt? This is Thread Galt speaking. I am the thread who loves its life. I am the thread who does not sacrifice its love or its values. I am the thread who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the thread who will now tell you. [...] I swear by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another thread, nor ask another thread to live for mine."

# ? Dec 20, 2019 11:21