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There is a stranger at the door of all of our hearts. He is handsome, but also he is mysterious (this is important, please remember for later). Will you let him in or lock him out in the cold? Whichever option you choose the mysterious handsome stranger will remain both A. Handsome and B. Mysterious. He is always both. You cannot separate one from the other. How do I know? Because, friends. I have met him. I have met him many times on the road of life (life is a highway), but no, he is not me (I'm gonna ride it all night long, the highway. The highway of life). Do you hear that knocking? Uhoh. The bell is now ringing as well. Now there is ringing followed by knocking followed by ringing again. It is very mysterious and strange while also somehow devastatingly handsome and alluring. Won't you let him in? Stroke his luxurious locks? Shudder in ecstasy as he gazes out the window with a look of lost recognition? What can you lose friend? |
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i've had lots of mysterious handsome strangers on my doorstep: pizza delivery. pool cleaners. mailmen. they always greet me with a seductive but distant "i got your pizza with extra sausage" or "i got your mail with extra Burger King coupons." and I always respond by telling them they have the wrong address, and should go across the street to the satin-robed housewife who never seems to have cash on hand
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FutonForensic posted:i've had lots of mysterious handsome strangers on my doorstep: pizza delivery. pool cleaners. mailmen. they always greet me with a seductive but distant "i got your pizza with extra sausage" or "i got your mail with extra Burger King coupons." But what if, you are in fact this satin-robed housewife?
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Dec 11, 2019 16:31
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But what if, you are in fact this satin-robed housewife? hmm i would i would open the door. he's standing there, hands tucked in his skinny jeans, smiling but smoldering. he's so mysterious & handsome that i'm short of breath. my big housewife chest is heaving under my satin robes, yearning for his touch. he asks if he can come in. i reach out to him. i reach out and i tuck a couple cloves of garlic in his mouth to make sure he's not a vampire. he laughs at this and tries to kiss me. i recoil because he has bad garlic breath. he leaves insulted, and i safe from vampires for another day
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Dec 11, 2019 18:42
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gently caress nah. muysterious handsome stranger can gtfo
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Dec 11, 2019 18:43
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cda posted:gently caress nah. muysterious handsome stranger can gtfo Rude imho
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Dec 11, 2019 18:44
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dude shows up to MY house, won't reveal anything about himself, makes me look ugly by comparison, but sure, i'm the rude one
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Dec 11, 2019 18:46
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if you show up to my house you better be ready to spill the beans and look like poo poo
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Dec 11, 2019 18:46
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cda posted:if you show up to my house you better be ready to spill the beans and look like poo poo Wow. Would you even say this to Minion Joker? Would you become enraged at his sexy dance?
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Dec 11, 2019 18:47
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Three forms of ID and youre not allowed to bathe or change your clothes for 96 hrs before approaching my domicile and I do not give TWO FLYING FUCKS who you are
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Dec 11, 2019 18:49
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cda posted:Three forms of ID and youre not allowed to bathe or change your clothes for 96 hrs before approaching my domicile and I do not give TWO FLYING FUCKS who you are I will break down your social wall with the power of dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g
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Dec 11, 2019 18:51
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I will break down your social wall with the power of dance. *frantically boarding windows as this red witch tries to hex me i am the mysterious, handsome stranger and i will NOT be known
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Dec 11, 2019 20:38
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is the mysterious stranger the LORD Jesus Christ because if so well first of all he's not that mysterious is he
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Dec 11, 2019 21:03
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Bonaventure posted:is the mysterious stranger the LORD Jesus Christ because if so well first of all he's not that mysterious is he Looks like u answered ur own question 
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Dec 12, 2019 05:13
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cda posted:if you show up to my house you better be ready to spill the beans and look like poo poo On my way! |
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Dec 12, 2019 12:14
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While I appreciate the sentiment, callout threads are specifically against the rules- thank you anyway, though! -MHS EDIT: Whoops! Wrong account https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 12, 2019 14:23
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cda posted:dude shows up to MY house, won't reveal anything about himself, makes me look ugly by comparison, but sure, i'm the rude one
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Dec 12, 2019 20:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:While I appreciate the sentiment, callout threads are specifically against the rules- thank you anyway, though!
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| All people hold two fantasy strangers in their minds. They are perfectly beautiful, and their beauty obscures all their graceful imagined movements like light through a wax pane. You want them. They show up in the crowds of your dreams, they occupy minor and non speaking roles in your daydreams. Why is it so hot and still in this office? Like an entranced snake, you look up to see one of your strangers moving about the room. He knows you’re here, but he won’t look you in the eyes. He walks to the door and opens it to reveal his counterpart. A thrill of dread races across your legs. You can feel your heart pounding. Their heads rotate like snakes as they fix their dark unreadable eyes on you. | |
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Dec 13, 2019 19:22
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PTSDeedly Do posted:All people hold two fantasy strangers in their minds. They are perfectly beautiful, and their beauty obscures all their graceful imagined movements like light through a wax pane. You want them. They show up in the crowds of your dreams, they occupy minor and non speaking roles in your daydreams. Why is it so hot and still in this office? Like an entranced snake, you look up to see one of your strangers moving about the room. He knows you’re here, but he won’t look you in the eyes. He walks to the door and opens it to reveal his counterpart. A thrill of dread races across your legs. You can feel your heart pounding. Their heads rotate like snakes as they fix their dark unreadable eyes on you. 
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Dec 13, 2019 19:45
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cda posted:dude shows up to MY house, won't reveal anything about himself, makes me look ugly by comparison, but sure, i'm the rude one
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Dec 14, 2019 07:13
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to the mysterious handsome stranger, i must also be mysterious, as we are strangers to each other. the looks, on the other hand, well, he's got eyes doesn't he?
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Dec 14, 2019 07:14
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albany academy posted:to the mysterious handsome stranger, i must also be mysterious, as we are strangers to each other. the looks, on the other hand, well, he's got eyes doesn't he? does he? |
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Dec 14, 2019 07:31
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Depends. Is eye having a handsome quality? |
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Dec 14, 2019 07:49
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tradjik posted:does he? 
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:There is a stranger at the door of all of our hearts. He is handsome, but also he is mysterious turn on your monitor 
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