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not their fault. it's just their upbringing. i mean have you guys seen what they show on television these days ?
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Dec 12, 2019 04:45
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 2, 2024 04:53
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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clicking on an obvious phishing link because i know that if the malware developers just had the chance to really delve into my personal data theyd realize what a great guy i am. hell, maybe theyd even resepct me
 
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Dec 12, 2019 04:52
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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trying to charm the nigerian prince phone scammer by calling him 'your highness' and telling him to hit me up if he ever comes to the states and i can take him to the mall or like just s omoke him out & we can chill
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Dec 12, 2019 05:55
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- FutonForensic
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you bought the domain faacebook.com? oh honey. have my SSN, on me. no i insist
 
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Dec 12, 2019 06:11
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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the hackers may think theyve made me mad by hacking me. but no i'm not mad. i'm just disappointed
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Dec 12, 2019 06:33
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- FutonForensic
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oh, you want to know what's in my fanny pack? handfuls of USB sticks full of incriminating and embarrassing photos of myself that i fling at crowds, like crumbs to pigeons
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Dec 12, 2019 06:40
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- Escape From Noise
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Someone recently stole my debit card to buy clothes way more fashionable than I'd ever even look at. So for a fleeting moment I seemed fashionable to the fraud department.
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Dec 12, 2019 06:48
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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2002: i sure am lonely. guess ill keep this movie from block buster past the due date so some one has a reason to call me. . .
2022: i sure am lonely. guess ill allow the criminals who run the illegal movie streaming site to instal spyware directly into my brain via our government mandated neural-implanted computering chip so that i can feel some fleeting semblance that some body out there is lookign out for me. . .
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Dec 12, 2019 07:09
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- nut
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me convincingly into my webcam: Oh wow, I did not even know i had an account with Google!
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Dec 12, 2019 16:15
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- Bonaventure
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by sebmojo
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willfully and with full knowledge cooking infinite hamburgers for the people who hacked my drive thru
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Dec 12, 2019 17:05
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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staryting an outreach program to prevent at risk children from being recruited into dangerous black hat hacking gangs
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Dec 12, 2019 18:07
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- Beefeater
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I'm hungry.
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they probably started smoking real young. smoking is the "gateway" to hacking you know
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Dec 12, 2019 19:51
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"heyyooooooo is that all of some cafones private information behind a weak password? Merde! What a jamook!"
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Dec 12, 2019 21:08
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- FluffieDuckie
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oh, you want to know what's in my fanny pack? handfuls of USB sticks full of incriminating and embarrassing photos of myself that i fling at crowds, like crumbs to pigeons
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 12, 2019 21:13
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by sebmojo
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filming a youtube video titled "unboxing my new credit card"
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Dec 12, 2019 21:25
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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the decision to neatly organize all of my user names, pass words, debit/credit card numbers, PIN, birth date, phone number, email, where i go to school, mothers maiden name, second grade teachers name, my dogs favorite color, ssn, alien identification number, bank account numbers, home address, genealogy, place of work, bank routing number, ip address, ninendo friend codes going back to the original ds, and all of my sexiest most nudes into a single microsoft word document i leave on my desktop titled "for hackers click here PLEASE!" was easy. the hard part was choosing which combination of type face spacing and font size i thought would provide the most enjoyable reading experience, for the hacker
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Dec 13, 2019 07:46
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- nut
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oops i dropped my credit card *bends over in front of webcam*
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Dec 13, 2019 16:21
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- FluffieDuckie
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unusual activity on my account? yes, please! 
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 13, 2019 16:46
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- FutonForensic
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the decision to neatly organize all of my user names, pass words, debit/credit card numbers, PIN, birth date, phone number, email, where i go to school, mothers maiden name, second grade teachers name, my dogs favorite color, ssn, alien identification number, bank account numbers, home address, genealogy, place of work, bank routing number, ip address, ninendo friend codes going back to the original ds, and all of my sexiest most nudes into a single microsoft word document i leave on my desktop titled "for hackers click here PLEASE!" was easy. the hard part was choosing which combination of type face spacing and font size i thought would provide the most enjoyable reading experience, for the hacker
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Dec 13, 2019 17:47
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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casually name drops my credit card number in conversations with random strangers on the bus
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Dec 13, 2019 17:49
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 2, 2024 04:53
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- wearing a lampshade
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Always leaving my balance as 420.69 so if someone hacks me and steals my.money at least theyll have a nice chuckle
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Dec 13, 2019 17:57
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Dec 12, 2019 04:45
i'm only clicking on these male enhancement ads to honor the website i use to order my special novetly sized condoms and to help keep them in busines
oh they put it on at the factory? even better!
