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Put too many chili flakes on my pizza last night. Boy am I feeling it today! Yowza wowza!
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Rub ice cream on it
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Dec 13, 2019 14:54
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What flavor should I use?
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Dec 13, 2019 14:54
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I've only got novelty jalapeno flavor in my freezer.
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Dec 13, 2019 14:55
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shoulda had some metamucil I'm trying to make metamucil into the new gbs meme can someone help me out, I think it hits all the buttons, aging goons, garbage diet, poop, its quite a rich subject
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Dec 13, 2019 14:55
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JUst live with it, it'll go away after lunch
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The Walrus posted:shoulda had some metamucil The doctor prescribed me Metamucil for my hemorrhoid but I just threw it in the trash when I got home because I ain't no old person.
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Dec 13, 2019 14:57
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Milk enema should sort you out
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Dec 13, 2019 14:58
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Dell_Zincht posted:Milk enema should sort you out Do you think chocolate milk would work?
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Dec 13, 2019 15:00
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Applewhite posted:Do you think chocolate milk would work? Might be a bit confusing
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Dec 13, 2019 15:02
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Whoo boy that Jalapeno ice cream is kicking in. Jiminy Crickets!
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Dec 13, 2019 15:02
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Get some really cheap tree bark toilet paper and just really wipe that poo poo raw. Your new b-hole will grow back in a few weeks stronger than ever.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:02
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Applewhite posted:The doctor prescribed me Metamucil for my hemorrhoid but I just threw it in the trash when I got home because I ain't no old person. you should really give it a try. its solved my hemmorhoid and the poops are so nice and satisfying it's like they hit your prostate
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Dec 13, 2019 15:11
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The Walrus posted:you should really give it a try. its solved my hemmorhoid and the poops are so nice and satisfying it's like they hit your prostate drat. And here I thought I was being adventurous when I got turned on to bidets.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:13
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Whats this metamucil stuff I'm hearing so much about lately and also what exactly is a hemorrhoid
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Dec 13, 2019 15:18
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what if my dooks are too soft and I'd like them to be a little harder, is there some sort of anti-metamucil? Should I drink less water?
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Dec 13, 2019 15:21
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a hemorrhoid I always thought were really bad but they're not so bad, its just like some of your butthole starts to poke out a bit and it can be sensitive to gross poops or bad toilet paper. sometimes it bleeds way more than you think seems healthy. If you have no butt cheeks though maybe theyd be bad because then you'd be sitting on it metamucil is an insoluble fibre that gives you rockstar poops even after eating mcdonalds for three meals a day. its a miracle product.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:23
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bird with big dick posted:what if my dooks are too soft and I'd like them to be a little harder, is there some sort of anti-metamucil? Should I drink less water? Definitely drink less water.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:23
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bird with big dick posted:what if my dooks are too soft and I'd like them to be a little harder, is there some sort of anti-metamucil? Should I drink less water? no that's what metamucil is for. it gives structure and firmness to the poops. you could just eat some actual fibre in vegetables but gently caress that
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Dec 13, 2019 15:24
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jeez grampa, how old are you???
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Dec 13, 2019 15:31
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I've also got spicy butthole, in the form of a stomach virus
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Kazak posted:I've also got spicy butthole, in the form of a stomach virus Aw gently caress. That sucks.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:44
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I had elective surgery to put eyelids on my bhole and it's great. The constant anal weep flushes away spiciness AND keeps the undies streakless and ready for action. Fully recommend.
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Dec 13, 2019 15:50
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Applewhite posted:Aw gently caress. That sucks. Thanks Applewhite, let's pray for each other's buttholes
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Dec 13, 2019 15:59
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:I had elective surgery to put eyelids on my bhole and it's great. The constant anal weep flushes away spiciness AND keeps the undies streakless and ready for action. Fully recommend. It's like an all day bidet!
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Dec 13, 2019 16:06
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Creed Reunion Tour posted:jeez grampa, how old are you??? You can get hemorrhoids at any age dude
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Dec 13, 2019 16:10
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This is a spicy butt-a-hole-a!
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Dec 13, 2019 16:11
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FWIW I hope your butthole is fine, Applewhite, you've always seemed nice and I assume your butthole is nice as well. Happy trails cowpoke
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:FWIW I hope your butthole is fine, Applewhite, you've always seemed nice and I assume your butthole is nice as well. Happy trails cowpoke I'm actually starting to enjoy it now that it's cooling down. It's like a double dose of spicy.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:15
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I've been having spicy butthole problems lately, gonna take a sabbatical from spiciness for about a month and see if it clears up. I hope this isn't just me getting old, I love spicy food. 
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Dec 13, 2019 16:17
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I might as well resign myself to having a spicy butthole for a while. I ate some spicy pepper steak for lunch and it was even hotter than the pizza.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:18
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i don't mind the spicy food heading out usually but sometimes a hot pepper seed gets stuck right up inside your butthole and just makes a ruckus. yowza indeed!
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Dec 13, 2019 16:18
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Applewhite posted:I'm actually starting to enjoy it now that it's cooling down. It's like a double dose of spicy. You should do a hot sauce enema next time
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Dec 13, 2019 16:20
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Have someone eat your spicy butthole so they get to enjoy it too.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:21
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If you keep it up eventually your butthole just adapts and what once set it aflame will get but a numb distant feeling. This might cause it to crave stronger stuff just to feel alive again however.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:21
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:If you keep it up eventually your butthole just adapts and what once set it aflame will get but a numb distant feeling. Y'know, I heard this, and tried to build up a tolerance by eating nothing but spicy foods for two weeks once and it did not work.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:34
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LabyaMynora posted:Y'know, I heard this, and tried to build up a tolerance by eating nothing but spicy foods for two weeks once and it did not work. Then you are fortunate indeed. You don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to find your bum half-way swallowing a ghost pepper of it's own accord.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:38
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Get a better butthole, OP.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Get a better butthole, OP. call the Better Butthole Bureau to file a complaint
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The Walrus posted:shoulda had some metamucil hello I don't have any skin in this game but I will do my gooiest to help. *ahem* I FIND THIS TO BE AN OUTRAGE ALL FREE PEOPLES KNOW AND LOVE BENEFIBER HENCEFORTH, LET TODAY BE KNOWN AS THE DAY THE GBS FIBER WARS HAVE BEGUN
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