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I can’t balance squatting down for that long. I like to take my time and relax. I don’t need a drat workout every time I take a poo poo.
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Applewhite posted:I can’t help myself. Spicy foods are just too tempting!  spatial trait posted:They say a Squatty Potty is good for preventing hemorrhoids, but I say gently caress that. I'm not putting some little step stool in the bathroom like I'm a toddler that can't reach the bowl. I just sit on the throne and pull my knees into my chest like I'm doing a cannonball and let my stool gently glide out like God intended. Gonna try this tomorrow.
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hoo boy do I feel you. I am stuck in this sort of purgatory where I love spicy food but I basically have immediate and spicy diarrhea 8 hours later. So I eat spicy food, my body says 'bad news buster' and then I avoid it for a while but then I get the yen. I read a paper one time where people with this symptom basically just ate capscascin for like two weeks straight and by the end of it they were cured (of the splats, not the spicy b-hole). Anyway, I have some relatively care-free time coming up and I am going to try it out. Could be the best or worst week of my life.
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Dec 16, 2019 20:30
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bollig posted:hoo boy do I feel you. I am stuck in this sort of purgatory where I love spicy food but I basically have immediate and spicy diarrhea 8 hours later. So I eat spicy food, my body says 'bad news buster' and then I avoid it for a while but then I get the yen. I read a paper one time where people with this symptom basically just ate capscascin for like two weeks straight and by the end of it they were cured (of the splats, not the spicy b-hole). Anyway, I have some relatively care-free time coming up and I am going to try it out. Could be the best or worst week of my life. Like a juice cleanse but with spicy foods.
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Dec 17, 2019 01:15
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bollig posted:hoo boy do I feel you. I am stuck in this sort of purgatory where I love spicy food but I basically have immediate and spicy diarrhea 8 hours later. So I eat spicy food, my body says 'bad news buster' and then I avoid it for a while but then I get the yen. I read a paper one time where people with this symptom basically just ate capscascin for like two weeks straight and by the end of it they were cured (of the splats, not the spicy b-hole). Anyway, I have some relatively care-free time coming up and I am going to try it out. Could be the best or worst week of my life. Please make a thread when you do.
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Dec 17, 2019 01:17
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I just got a new Pepper X sauce in the mail today, so I'll probably have a spicy b-hole tomorrow. And I'll be super aware of where my food is in my intestines the whole time.
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Dec 17, 2019 02:27
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ur supposed to put the chili flakes on the FOOD not ur BUTTHOLE hope this helps
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Dec 17, 2019 02:48
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Applewhite posted:Spicy curry almost never (if ever) gives me the spicy butthole. Regular ol' chili flakes do it for me almost every time. It's weird. curry prob has veggies in it, this dilutes the hotness in a insulting blanket of dietary fiber and makes things move quickly and smoothly red pepper flakes on pizza or hot pepper nacho cheese are the opposite I rarely have spicy butthole because most hot things I eat have plenty of veggie in em, it's only when I eat trash jalapeno potato chips or something that I fall into the burning ring of fire healthy food is good for your b-hole
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do you just binge on spicy stuff or do you also eat other stuff in between. instead of creating a giant mass of sweaty spicy poo poo in ur gut try cutting it w rice or taters or w/e you like that absorbs
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dead prez posted:do you just binge on spicy stuff or do you also eat other stuff in between. instead of creating a giant mass of sweaty spicy poo poo in ur gut try cutting it w rice or taters or w/e you like that absorbs One thing that has helped me with the trots is taking metamucil along with it. The idea being that my intestines see capscascin as a threat and then they flood the channel with water, thus flushing the irritant out. But with fiber, this all just gets soaked up. This works, fwiw. But I see it as a stop gap measure. I seek long term salvation for my perastalsis.
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bollig posted:One thing that has helped me with the trots is taking metamucil along with it. The idea being that my intestines see capscascin as a threat and then they flood the channel with water, thus flushing the irritant out. But with fiber, this all just gets soaked up. This works, fwiw. But I see it as a stop gap measure. I seek long term salvation for my perastalsis. YES MORE GOO FOR THE METAMUCIL GODS GOO POO
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bollig posted:One thing that has helped me with the trots is taking metamucil along with it. The idea being that my intestines see capscascin as a threat and then they flood the channel with water, thus flushing the irritant out. But with fiber, this all just gets soaked up. This works, fwiw. But I see it as a stop gap measure. I seek long term salvation for my perastalsis. I'm gonna try this, that pepper x sauce I got yesterday is gonna gently caress up my guts but I can't help myself. It's so good.
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Dec 17, 2019 18:45
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Wamdoodle posted:ur supposed to put the chili flakes on the FOOD not ur BUTTHOLE But you eat butthole?
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in the morning, take one pepper flake and place it gently on the butthole. the pain will be present but bearable the following day, take two pepper flakes and repeat in only a few short years, your butthole will be so crusted with pepper flakes that even the hottest of foods will feel like an ice cream enema
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ice cream enema would be a good name for a rock band
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I got this too, OP. I put taco bell in my subway sandwich and then the hot sauce did a number on me. My intestines don't know what they hell is going on!
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Dec 17, 2019 20:21
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Yippie Ki Yay! I’m paying for it today. I put a little too much chili sauce on my Mongolian BBQ last night and now by rear end in a top hat is playing the devil’s tuba.
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Dec 19, 2019 05:00
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Hachi machi this is a wild ride
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Update us on the state of your bunghole pls, Applewhite.
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Ahhhh I love hot food. What's the harm in this burrito Welp time for bed better take my ambien like I always do to help me get to sleep Whoops I have the spicy butthole and will be spending the next few hours awake on the toilet with painful rear end-related hallucinations
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signalnoise posted:Ahhhh I love hot food. What's the harm in this burrito Ride that porcelain walrus!
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BigBadSteve posted:Update us on the state of your bunghole pls, Applewhite. Drank two cups of coffee at breakfast so this afternoon I blasted a fist-sized wad of poo poo out my butthole like a shotgun. But it wasn't spicy so that's good.
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Feb 3, 2022 22:31
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Is ops butt hole all unspiced now
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Is ops butt hole all unspiced now Not sure haven't tasted it yet
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Man, i'm tryya stay strong bu the siren song of shim ramyun is irresistable. protip; sunburn cream with novocain and so on, or the dental stuff, can sooth your orifice enough to not get the heebie jeebies.
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