who wants to visit mall santa

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vanisher

post itt and i'll have your av meet mall santa

vanisher fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 20, 2019

# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:53

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# ? May 2, 2024 18:59

nut

i would like to meet mall santa plz vanisher plz plz plz

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

is he a real beard mall santa or a fakebeard?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:14

City of Glompton

me please!

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:38

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Heather Papps posted:

is he a real beard mall santa or a fakebeard?

Also is he a real gut mall Santa or is he packin� a pillow?

# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

My AV would rather meet Mrs. Claus.

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:43

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Yes, please.

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:56

Honky Dong Country

I don't think my av can sit still long enough to meet mall santa I'll just text him

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:58

SIDS Vicious

I would love to meet mall Santa!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

please

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:27

cda: by Hand Knit

yesd

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:19

Manifisto

heck ya

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

Manifisto posted:

heck ya

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:31

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

oh good gracious yes

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:33

PTSDeedly Do: VOID-DOME LOSER 2020

mall santa smells like a chimney!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 05:04

vanisher

# ? Dec 15, 2019 06:15

treasure bear

i will visit mall santa, the famous jolly man

# ? Dec 15, 2019 06:16

nut

vanisher posted:

thanks 4 seeing me santa on such short notice i with daryl wasn't still my stepdad thanks love uxox

# ? Dec 15, 2019 06:19

treasure bear

im going to find out what santa is jolly about + try to get some

# ? Dec 15, 2019 06:28

vanisher

# ? Dec 15, 2019 06:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me please!

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 13:35

nut

vanisher posted:

the sox tho

# ? Dec 15, 2019 13:38

Escape From Noise

PTSDeedly Do posted:

mall santa smells like a chimney!

And probably also cheap booze. I'd like to meet him.

# ? Dec 15, 2019 13:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I would like to meet mail Santa or Mrs Claus, both are acceptable and also is Mrs Claus holding because I would like to smoke a joint with her and Olaf, from the movie frozen

# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:28

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

imagine that speech from Dazed and Confused about Martha Washington (Who was a hip, hip hip lady apparently) but its about Mrs. Claus having a big fat bowl waiting for Santa everyday when he came home. And she was real cool too, she'd harvest the crops, man, thats what i'm talkin' about. She'd put it in the, in the bushels and stuff and sell it ya know, cuz they had to like make ends meet and stuff. I mean they, what, nn, didya ever look at a christmas cookie, man? There's some spooky stuff goin on in a christmas cookie, man, i mean and its weed too!

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:39