Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Better:
Aus: Medical care - yes we are, we still pay for dental, though.
US: Music concerts

Worse:
Aus: Dangerouse animals: kangaroos, snakes, large spiders that dont kill you. They are rarely seen and they dont want to eat you.
US has: bears, courgars, coyotes, wolves, also snakes. They all will eat you

The US is worse

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They are both bad :thunk:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



List of good things to come out of Australia:

* AC/DC

End of list. Good job guys.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Jeffrey Dahmer the man vs Jeffrey Dahmer the poster a basic overview

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The best sandlot is still China.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
I just think Australia gets a over rated rap for danger when were just a shithole of try hard fascists and crybabies sucking on the ever shrinking teat of the scraps of socialism left by far better governments.

Dickhead who have no idea how good we have it and will throw it away to be assholes and racists in the pathetic hope sucking a cops/politicians/rich private school kids dick (all the same thing) will get them a free pass/$200/to be racists for another 3 years.


Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Dec 15, 2019

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

I'm pretty sure I could take on some coyotes. :colbert:

Not kangaroos though, those things are loving terrifying.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Americans have residential flag controversies like this:
https://twitter.com/canetwork/status/1205493931900907521?s=19

Australians have residential flag controversies like this:

https://twitter.com/ninafunnell/status/1206070826115534853?s=19

It's a twisted funhouse mirror op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

I just think Australia gets a over rated rap for danger when were just a shithole of try hard fascists and crybabies sucking on the ever shrinking teat of the scraps of socialism left by far better governments.

Dickhead who have no idea how good we have it and will throw it away to be assholes and racists in the pathetic hope sucking a cops/politicians/rich private school kids dick (all the same thing) will get them a free pass/$200/to be racists for another 3 years.

This is also all of Europe

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Australia is pretty sick I must say as an American I see some Aussie things and I'm all nodding in approval because it has a murica vibe to it. They're not as bitchmade as the brits, they actually go hard. I wish they had guns though, but that's ok I understand.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They all use the c-word and hate women.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Don't hot chicks come from Australia?

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Icochet posted:

This is also all of Europe

word!

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

The Bananana posted:

Don't hot chicks come from Australia?

Nah, its mainly just moles and dogs

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Nah, its mainly just moles and dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXR2wnJzBNs

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon


Brave posting your wank material.

"Nah, my genres are Hot chicks, star wars and MCU and chicks from games"

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Dec 15, 2019

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Brave posting your wank material.

"Nah, my genres are Hot chicks, star wars and MCU and chicks from games"

Wait. What?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Biohazard posted:

I'm pretty sure I could take on some coyotes. :colbert:

Not kangaroos though, those things are loving terrifying.


Nah just run they need to do the kick thing to gut you, but you can like jog away and they cant do that.

I guess if you tire out first then they like have their way with you.

Like most Aussies they will give up pretty quick and youre fine.

Ask any aussie woman.

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Dec 15, 2019

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
Australian tries to get someone outside Australia to care about Australia chapter 4728

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
america dying would be better for the world than Australia dying so

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Well, nobody would notice until new episodes of Neighbours stopped airing.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
God drat OP is a terrible poster.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

the work/life balance is far superior down under

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


From what I've heard on the case files podcast pretty much every single Australian got molested as a kid

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The Cardinal George Pell Bus Tour 2002 resulted in the diddling of over 9000 Australian Youths, or as they are known down under: "joeys".

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

Checkmate didgeridudes.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

rear end cobra posted:

Jeffrey Dahmer the man vs Jeffrey Dahmer the poster a basic overview

Can we trade the poster for Jeffrey Dahmer the prolific rapist/serial killer?

cyka blyat
Sep 12, 2018

1999. What appeared to be a harmless meteorite crashing in the Nevada desert has turned out to be Darc Seed, an evil alien creature with horrible powers. By shooting strange magnetic rays, Darc Seed had turned the helpless nation into zombies and had brought the Statue of Liberty to life to do his dirty work. These rays had also given him control over many deadly weapons, but none were more powerful than the legendary samurai sword, Shura. When the great head of the samurai, Namakubi, heard that the sword had fallen into evil hands, he set off immediately for the United States. For only he possessed the strength and knowledge needed to recapture the magical sword and free the U.S. from the evil clutches of Darc Seed.

Australia is basically America but somehow more obnoxious.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

peter ackerly for mayor

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Our Nazis have to fly to Christchurch to do a right wing terrorism so id say that's a pretty big plus unless you live in Christchurch and are Muslim or brown or gay

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

They all use the c-word and hate women.

Ugh. It's a general insult and used for anyone you don't like (or do like). Like prick. It's also more used for men than women.
















oval office

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
US or AUS,? LOL. Who like all these old countries. So 1900. Like welcome to the 21st century.

Now New Zealand, New Caledonia, now those are type of fresh and modern countries all the Kids are into these days!!

Keep up with the time ya olldies!!!!

fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
United STates:
the good:
lots of good beer now
some cool parks
endless comedy from presidential tweets

the bad:
die broke if you get sick
equally likely to die by gun as car accidents
flat interior hellscape

Australia:

the good:
mad max
can call yuor friends cunts
zany critters

the bad:
on fire
flat interior hellscape
american tourists


that's all i could think of hth

Robo Captain
Sep 28, 2013
They are both run by right wing shitcunt climate change deniers and are therefore both awful op

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Yo I hate breakfast but when I was in Adelaide I had STRONG OPINIONS about sausage rolls because they are DOPE!!

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Chinatown posted:

america dying would be better for the world than Australia dying so

whynotboth.gif

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Well they both committed genocide but which genocide was worse - aborigines or native american? Hmm

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply