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Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

*standing in a dark room* is there someone in here

# ? Dec 15, 2019 17:39

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# ? May 9, 2024 13:00

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Glass Bottom Boat posted:

*standing in a dark room* is there someone in here

_no

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:18

nut

putting a brand new roll-up-the-rim-to-win tims cup in the middle of the haunted foyer and standing back

# ? Dec 15, 2019 20:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Working out at the gym in case a ghost wants to fight

# ? Dec 15, 2019 21:53

cda: by Hand Knit

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

*standing in a dark room* is there someone in here

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 21:59

cda: by Hand Knit

you can ahve a ghost adventure anywhere

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A group of plucky ghosts save the town and learn the true meaning of friendship

# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:06

nut

*starts the tape recorder*

ahem...

FROM THE WINDOWSSSS, TO THE WALLSSSSSSSSS

*waits with mic held up*

# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:29

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

subtitled EVP recording:

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# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"these are the symbols of a satanic cult!"

# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:11

cda: by Hand Knit

beware the weg man

# ? Dec 16, 2019 00:44

tradjik

ghosts are very cool and you shouldn't hurt them unless they hurt you first

# ? Dec 16, 2019 00:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling ghosts!

# ? Dec 16, 2019 07:41

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

ghosts? i dont trust em...

# ? Dec 16, 2019 07:43

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

drink ezood

# ? Dec 16, 2019 08:25

Escape From Noise

Whippin' out my ghost detector to scam on some ghost babes.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 08:50

cda: by Hand Knit

*at the cemetery* Hello.

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# ? Dec 16, 2019 09:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"IF ANYONE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING, CAN YOU DO THAT NOW?"

Me, a ghost: ButtTheShitmanFart

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:35

wearing a lampshade

Ghostin pals

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:40

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

whoa guys, it just got like really cold right exactly where im standing right here like right where im standing you guys it got really cold

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:40

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

questions to ask the ghost during the interview:

-is there anyone in here
-am i speaking to the ghost of Mary Fitzpatrick, who died of suicide 150 years ago
-why did you kill yourself
-did you kill yourself because of some man
-oh honey no
-you're better than that, gently caress him

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:43

nut

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

whoa guys, it just got like really cold right exactly where im standing right here like right where im standing you guys it got really cold

whoah there's an anti-ghost in the pool right around me!

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:52

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

whoah there's an anti-ghost in the pool right around me!

# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:57

alnilam

Me, dramatically: Are there any spirits in the room with us tonight?

Bartender: Yeah we got whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, whaddaya lookin for

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:10

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

tonight on ghost adventures zack and the crew stay the night in a haunted hospital. the hospital is still in operation and there are patients in it.

zack: is there anyone in here with me right now

an old man: yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AApf2gRfBM0

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:21

HaveARottenDay

*THUMP*

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

BRO DID YOU HEAR THAT

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:27

Escape From Noise

BYOB has a lot of ghost threads...IS BYOB HAUNTED? :ohdear:

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:31

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

DUDE THERE ARE SCRATCHES ON MY ARM OH MY loving GOD HOLY poo poo OH gently caress LOOK AT THAT loving LOOK AT THAT THOSE ARE SCRATCHES. ON MY ARM. gently caress

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:39

Escape From Noise

Watching Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. Am I the only one doing any research here?!

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Ooh my god bro oh poo poo bro f*ck there's an evp, we captured something here!

"Dan...ny...weg...man..."

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:50

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

Ooh my god bro oh poo poo bro f*ck there's an evp, we captured something here!

"Weg...man..."

The ghost is saying something about high quality ingredients

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:51

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

The ghost is saying something about high quality ingredients

The ghost of PAPA JOHN?

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 16, 2019 18:53

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Marge Ghost is ready for adventure
She has a mighty 16 charisma, all other stats are currently unknown other than strength is less than 12.

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Dec 16, 2019 19:52

google THIS

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

whoa guys, it just got like really cold right exactly where im standing right here like right where im standing you guys it got really cold

One ghost snickers to another, "See? They always do that when we pee on them."

# ? Dec 17, 2019 04:42

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

my favorite part of zack bagans life and career of yelling at rooms and feeling really cold sometimes is actually the part where he investigated the real life annabelle doll and touched it and the internet got really mad at him for it, making him the first man ever to be metoo'd by a doll

# ? Dec 17, 2019 04:53