Mr. Dick has seen America

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Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Everywhere

there are

signs

of fire

There is

escape

and no salvation

Will we be strong enough to rebuild?

# ? Dec 16, 2019 03:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:02

Truck Stop Stall: Jul 11, 2006

People tend to see what they're looking for. Someone who's optimistic would see people getting along, pulling together etc

# ? Dec 16, 2019 03:23

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

farts

# ? Dec 16, 2019 03:30

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Rusty like my balls

# ? Dec 16, 2019 04:29

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Maybe that electric and plumbing supply shop would have had more customers had it been called Elmo, or one of the other popular puppets, such as the Frog.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:07

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

g a s t h r e a d b a n o p

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:14

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I like your pictures Mr dick

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:15

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

OP where exactly are you? Are you ok OP? Thats a lotta rust.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:19

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

If only local Blockbuster-ish still exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_B8t171Wpg

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:23

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

dine upon mine freakin balls and d e s p a i r OP

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:27

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

ITT OP claims that the south will rise again

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:30

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

zaepg posted:

OP where exactly are you? Are you ok OP? Thats a lotta rust.

The hardware store pictured is in Grants Pass, OR.

https://www.google.com/maps/@42.4232627,-123.3189366,3a,75y,256.25h,96.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAU4W_5AvEAgOLbsIGsXmUA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:34

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Why do you know that?

What is this

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:36

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

zaepg posted:

Why do you know that?

Because it's a small regional chain and google streetview makes it piss easy to narrow it down.

Apologies if I violated that hardware store's privacy.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:37

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Is this a geocaching thread?

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:39

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

zaepg posted:

Is this one of those things where the OP gives us hints about some secret burried?

DB Cooper jumped with his ransom money somewhere in Oregon therefore OP must be DB Cooper trying to show us where he buried the cash.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:41

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

First there was k-mart then there was sears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi8COKSTJ1Q

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:41

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

The only buried secret is that

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:42

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Mr. Dick posted:

The only buried secret is that

You were the second gunman! I loving knew it!

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:44

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

zaepg fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Dec 16, 2019

# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:48

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

# ? Dec 16, 2019 06:18

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O35fyfwFPjw

# ? Dec 16, 2019 07:03

curlingiron: Dec 15, 2006; b l o o p

Oh hey, Grant�s Pass. I�m going there next week.

Tell me where the treasure is, OP. I want the gold.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 07:32

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden%2C_Oregon

Also in the pockets of the people who keep voting no on school bond measures.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 08:13

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Every time a thread starts with a progression of pictures like that I expect keyboard goop.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 09:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CPL593H posted:

Every time a thread starts with a progression of pictures like that I expect keyboard goop.

That's called seeing what we want to see

# ? Dec 16, 2019 09:35

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG29eXY8e3A

# ? Dec 16, 2019 10:00

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

op I dont like your 3rd person posting gimmick hth

# ? Dec 16, 2019 10:05

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Positive Actualization is a losing game.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 10:11

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Like dang ol dust in the wind.

# ? Dec 16, 2019 10:22

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

But has Mr. America seen dick?

# ? Dec 16, 2019 15:01

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Before this I think maybe go Hollywood and see Mickey Mouse and Brangelina but now I go Bulgaria sunny beach because america look like terrible anus in all pictures from comrade Dick

# ? Dec 16, 2019 15:07

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick lives in, easily, one of the nicer parts of America. Still, no matter how well blocked the shot, there is always an ugliness in the periphery which can't be cropped out, no matter how long the exposure, always an insoluble darkness, no matter how clean the lens, always a smudge of sadness.

This is because even the nicest parts of America are filled with Americans.

# ? Dec 17, 2019 00:32

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Lurk more op and then suck my balls

# ? Dec 17, 2019 00:34

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

So, you like what you see, Mr. Dick?

# ? Dec 17, 2019 01:58

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

zaepg posted:

Mr. Dick this is an abandoned bridge built in 1908 in Providence, RI. I later fell in the water and smelled like stinky dead fish. To this day I still smell of fish.

zaepg fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 17, 2019

# ? Dec 17, 2019 02:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You haven't seen dick, Mr!

# ? Dec 17, 2019 02:06

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

zaepg posted:

Mr. Dick this is an abandoned bridge built in 1908 in Providence, RI. I later fell in the water and smelled like stinky dead fish. To this day I still smell of fish.

You should now edit the original post back to the snow covered street photo so that Mr. Dick can make a joke about your town being anemic and needing iron supplements.