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Hi! Are you a loser? Well, if you clicked this thread, odds are you are! Well, if you are, do I have the solution for you!  Join the Dark Order! Stop losing, and start winning! We are an association of former losers who are now winners! Under our master Evil Uno and his master The Exalted One, we have forsaken our loser ways and have become a family of winners! So, what do you say? Head over to https://www.joindarkorder.com/ to apply now! Senerio fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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joining the dark order has massively improved my life.
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Dec 19, 2019 15:33
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I gave evil uno my phone number as soon as I could type it into the webform
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Dec 19, 2019 16:33
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Real question are you supposed to get something in your email because I joined weeks ago an have received nothing Or am I too much of a loser even for Dark Order 
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Dec 19, 2019 16:34
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You will be summoned when you are ready.
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Dec 19, 2019 16:36
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I joined the Dark Order as soon as I could and my life has been awesome ever since. It was awesome before that but let me say joining the Dark Order definitely didn't hurt.
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Joining Dark Order is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Please find out more at JoinDarkOrder.com!
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Dec 19, 2019 19:12
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why do they keep doing strange post production on the nice videos that clue you in on their sinister nature. Terrible idea by the dark order, if they want more members
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ThePariah posted:Please don't join the Dark Order! It's a trap! They will ruin your life! I only have a few moments and I'll send submit reply the moment I am cau 
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ThePariah posted:Please don't join the Dark Order! It's a trap! They will ruin your life! I only have a few moments and I'll send submit reply the moment I am cau This is a lie fabricated by those who want to keep holding you down. They don't want to see you succeed. They don't want you to be better than you are. We do. Join us. Join Dark Order.
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I'm not going to Join Dark Order, what can they possibly offer me, a person whose only desire in life is to be pawed at by a group of weirdos in the forest? 
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Jerusalem posted:I'm not going to Join Dark Order, what can they possibly offer me, a person whose only desire in life is to be pawed at by a group of weirdos in the forest? You want the Nightmare Collective, that's 3 threads down, on the left.
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Senerio posted:You want the Nightmare Collective, that's 3 threads down, on the left. You also have to ask about the candidate's hair situation and plans, it's on the memorandum they left on the door.
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Excuse me, I am the Baker and I'm not sure the Dark Order is really for me?
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Jerusalem posted:I'm not going to Join Dark Order, what can they possibly offer me, a person whose only desire in life is to be pawed at by a group of weirdos in the forest? Weird analogy for being a mod but ok
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dork snore-der
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Seams posted:dork snore-der
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smark corner
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All the nerds telling me to #JoinDarkOrder but you know who has a strong enough will to not cave into the darkness? Orange Cassidy.
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TelevisedInsanity posted:All the nerds telling me to #JoinDarkOrder but you know who has a strong enough will to not cave into the darkness? It's takes a tiny modicum of  to join. This is why he hasn't joined yet
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Judging from the penultimate Dark Order vignette I get the feeling The Dark Order consists of a lot of incels, former FYAD posters and people who watched 'Joker' and thought 'that is so me'.
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Yes that's who cults target usually
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ChrisBTY posted:Judging from the penultimate Dark Order vignette I get the feeling The Dark Order consists of a lot of incels, former FYAD posters and people who watched 'Joker' and thought 'that is so me'. Yes they explicitly call them losers so this tracks.
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Rarity posted:Excuse me, I am the Baker and I'm not sure the Dark Order is really for me? Nah, you're probably looking for the Butcher and the Blade (and the Bunny!)
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Rarity posted:Excuse me, I am the Baker and I'm not sure the Dark Order is really for me? The dentist's office is 305 not 503.
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CellBlock posted:the Butcher and the Blade (and the Bunny!) But who are they?!
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Suplex Liberace posted:Yes that's who cults target usually I think that's more who Civilian Militias and Terrorist Cells recruit. Cults lean more towards easily malleable lost souls who yearn for a sense of belonging. Like that dude who just wanted friends.
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ChrisBTY posted:easily malleable lost souls who yearn for a sense of belonging. ChrisBTY posted:incels, former FYAD posters and people who watched 'Joker' and thought 'that is so me'. Checks out
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ChrisBTY posted:I think that's more who Civilian Militias and Terrorist Cells recruit. With a few exceptions, civilian militias and terrorist cells are just cults with guns...and cults of guns, too, sometimes.
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Rarity posted:Checks out I dunno. The sort of shitlords who got FYAD stomped don't seem overly malleable.
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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1210603091977998337
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Do we have any intel on who the spokesperson is?
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Hi there friends, founding member here. Joining the dark order means a newfound perspective on life, just for you! Join today!
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Uno has my family digging holes in the yard. The neighbors complained and now they're digging holes too. join dark order
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https://youtu.be/AdVuHF4XfvA New video when you sign up
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://youtu.be/AdVuHF4XfvA oh my loving god its alex marvez
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I love that they’re turning the lovely punching into a thing.
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I used to be a 320-pound land monster and, in eight days, by joining the Dark Order, I lost 124 pounds! I’ve never had a date in my life, but two days ago, I made out with Scott Baio at a party! By succumbing to Dark Uno's will, I really lost weight fast! Probably too fast! The stress it put on my body made me slip into the bowels of a red nightmare! I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my house pets with a curling iron! But it’s worth it, because, these days, when I’m wearing a black jumpsuit, I look like a closed umbrella! Thank you, Uno!
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ride the uno
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