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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i’m tempted to join dark order cuz i like the chunky boyz, but if i do can i still go to catholic heaven?

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WatermelonGun posted:

i’m tempted to join dark order cuz i like the chunky boyz, but if i do can i still go to catholic heaven?

yeah sure, after they take over AEW, they'll march on the Eternal Gate.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i hope it’s like the divine comedy but with uno as virgil

beatrice is su yung idk

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gavok posted:

I used to be a 320-pound land monster and, in eight days, by joining the Dark Order, I lost 124 pounds! I’ve never had a date in my life, but two days ago, I made out with Scott Baio at a party! By succumbing to Dark Uno's will, I really lost weight fast! Probably too fast! The stress it put on my body made me slip into the bowels of a red nightmare! I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my house pets with a curling iron! But it’s worth it, because, these days, when I’m wearing a black jumpsuit, I look like a closed umbrella! Thank you, Uno!

Just another Dark Order success story :unsmith:

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




We should get a Dark Order Gang Tag, spread the word.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I second the motion!

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Yah I want that beneath my aj styles

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
#JoinDarkOrder demands representation.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




If someone makes a Dark Order Gang tag me and J ru can hand them out to all those who are true members of the order

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Junpei Hyde posted:

If someone makes a Dark Order Gang tag me and J ru can hand them out to all those who are true members of the order

I'm the bald 3 foot tall one

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




I will also say I have 0 idea what a Dark order gang tag should look like

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Junpei Hyde posted:

I will also say I have 0 idea what a Dark order gang tag should look like

its evil uno's face

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




We did it. Together.

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1217485564368257026

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I was gonna join Dark Order then I heard a bunch of them talking about how they were such nice guys but their friends kept dating losers and I decided to join The Nightmare Collective instead.
But then they got weird with my hair and I was all 'Oh gently caress this I didn't sign up for the Army I'm out'.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I got an email from the Dark Order, so I'll be a Dark Order dingus.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1220115671427833856

Someone wants out. If you see Kris Gallant, you know what to do.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I got an email from the Dark Order, so I'll be a Dark Order dingus.

Same

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Senerio posted:

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1220115671427833856

Someone wants out. If you see Kris Gallant, you know what to do.

Ok this absolutely rules

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I have been called to act. The will of Uno will be done.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1221211288782757889

:unsmith:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Evil Uno said Trans Rights. Putting him in a group with Donkey Kong.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
We are one.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Senerio posted:

We are one.

All of us

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well at least now I know where all my locks of hair went.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


ChrisBTY posted:

Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy

aw gently caress, they need to have matt hardy be the exalted one JUST for him to read people's names.




also of course the guy that wants out is a BCer, everyone here is unworthy.



fake edit: I just imagined it being old man paul bearer and made myself sad.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ChrisBTY posted:

Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy

Hi. What's happening? Did I miss something?

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I can’t believe our Scoopsgal was The Exalted One all along

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

extradite THIS! posted:

I can’t believe our Scoopsgal was The Exalted One all along

You should have realised when I tasked Uno with recruiting Sammy Guevara's butt

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


ChrisBTY posted:

Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it.

You mean you weren't before?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Well great, now I have too many gangtags

WE ARE ONE

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


ChrisBTY posted:

Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it.

Now I'm thinking about that cartoon crossover between Ace Ventura and The Mask.

GenghisTron
Dec 5, 2005

i dont live to live homie

I was part of Dork Order until I realised my true calling of the Dark Order

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Oh there's a gang tag? I hadn't noticed since I'm always on the Awful App which only shows avatars. Anyway, I'm pleased with this. Thanks, J-RuDARK ORDER

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i'd like a dark order thing below this roman reigns av someone bought me years ago

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

cams posted:

i'd like a dark order thing below this roman reigns av someone bought me years ago

Look who just stopped losing and started winning

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Rarity posted:

Look who just stopped losing and started winning

Congratulations to Roman Reigns for joining the family.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Im the dark order, got to love me

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I want a Dark Order gang tag :(

I also want them to do more with all the email addresses they harvested from us. Send us a PDF of a creeper mask, if I ever go to an AEW show, I’ll wear it. I should put up the #joindarkorder flyers in places.

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