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i’m tempted to join dark order cuz i like the chunky boyz, but if i do can i still go to catholic heaven?
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 21:33 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:02 |
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WatermelonGun posted:i’m tempted to join dark order cuz i like the chunky boyz, but if i do can i still go to catholic heaven? yeah sure, after they take over AEW, they'll march on the Eternal Gate.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 21:33 |
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i hope it’s like the divine comedy but with uno as virgil beatrice is su yung idk
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 21:36 |
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Gavok posted:I used to be a 320-pound land monster and, in eight days, by joining the Dark Order, I lost 124 pounds! I’ve never had a date in my life, but two days ago, I made out with Scott Baio at a party! By succumbing to Dark Uno's will, I really lost weight fast! Probably too fast! The stress it put on my body made me slip into the bowels of a red nightmare! I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my house pets with a curling iron! But it’s worth it, because, these days, when I’m wearing a black jumpsuit, I look like a closed umbrella! Thank you, Uno! Just another Dark Order success story
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# ? Jan 7, 2020 10:26 |
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We should get a Dark Order Gang Tag, spread the word.
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# ? Jan 11, 2020 23:05 |
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I second the motion!
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 01:31 |
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Yah I want that beneath my aj styles
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 01:40 |
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#JoinDarkOrder demands representation.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 02:15 |
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If someone makes a Dark Order Gang tag me and J ru can hand them out to all those who are true members of the order
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 04:15 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:If someone makes a Dark Order Gang tag me and J ru can hand them out to all those who are true members of the order I'm the bald 3 foot tall one
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:54 |
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I will also say I have 0 idea what a Dark order gang tag should look like
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:58 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:I will also say I have 0 idea what a Dark order gang tag should look like its evil uno's face
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 06:55 |
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We did it. Together. https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1217485564368257026
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 19:37 |
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I was gonna join Dark Order then I heard a bunch of them talking about how they were such nice guys but their friends kept dating losers and I decided to join The Nightmare Collective instead. But then they got weird with my hair and I was all 'Oh gently caress this I didn't sign up for the Army I'm out'.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 20:03 |
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I got an email from the Dark Order, so I'll be a Dark Order dingus.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:58 |
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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1220115671427833856 Someone wants out. If you see Kris Gallant, you know what to do.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:09 |
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:I got an email from the Dark Order, so I'll be a Dark Order dingus. Same
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:13 |
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Senerio posted:https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1220115671427833856 Ok this absolutely rules
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:15 |
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I have been called to act. The will of Uno will be done.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 09:25 |
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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1221211288782757889
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 08:05 |
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Evil Uno said Trans Rights. Putting him in a group with Donkey Kong.
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 09:08 |
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We are one.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:04 |
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Senerio posted:We are one. All of us
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 02:04 |
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Well at least now I know where all my locks of hair went.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 03:40 |
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Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 04:36 |
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ChrisBTY posted:Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy aw gently caress, they need to have matt hardy be the exalted one JUST for him to read people's names. also of course the guy that wants out is a BCer, everyone here is unworthy. fake edit: I just imagined it being old man paul bearer and made myself sad.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 05:56 |
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ChrisBTY posted:Raaaaarrrrriiiitttttttyyyyyyy Hi. What's happening? Did I miss something?
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 09:42 |
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I can’t believe our Scoopsgal was The Exalted One all along
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 10:41 |
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extradite THIS! posted:I can’t believe our Scoopsgal was The Exalted One all along You should have realised when I tasked Uno with recruiting Sammy Guevara's butt
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 11:27 |
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Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 13:16 |
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ChrisBTY posted:Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it. You mean you weren't before?
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 13:32 |
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Well great, now I have too many gangtags WE ARE ONE
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 15:08 |
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ChrisBTY posted:Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it. Now I'm thinking about that cartoon crossover between Ace Ventura and The Mask.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 15:13 |
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I was part of Dork Order until I realised my true calling of the Dark Order
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:34 |
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Oh there's a gang tag? I hadn't noticed since I'm always on the Awful App which only shows avatars. Anyway, I'm pleased with this. Thanks,
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:37 |
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i'd like a dark order thing below this roman reigns av someone bought me years ago
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:43 |
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cams posted:i'd like a dark order thing below this roman reigns av someone bought me years ago Look who just stopped losing and started winning
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:53 |
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Rarity posted:Look who just stopped losing and started winning Congratulations to Roman Reigns for joining the family.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 16:58 |
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Im the dark order, got to love me
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:11 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:02 |
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I want a Dark Order gang tag I also want them to do more with all the email addresses they harvested from us. Send us a PDF of a creeper mask, if I ever go to an AEW show, I’ll wear it. I should put up the #joindarkorder flyers in places.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:19 |