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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Hi!

Are you a loser? Well, if you clicked this thread, odds are you are! Well, if you are, do I have the solution for you!



Join the Dark Order! Stop losing, and start winning! We are an association of former losers who are now winners! Under our master Evil Uno and his master The Exalted One, we have forsaken our loser ways and have become a family of winners!

So, what do you say? Head over to https://www.joindarkorder.com/ to apply now!

Senerio fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 11, 2020

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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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ThePariah posted:

Please don't join the Dark Order! It's a trap! They will ruin your life! I only have a few moments and I'll send submit reply the moment I am cau

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

I'm not going to Join Dark Order, what can they possibly offer me, a person whose only desire in life is to be pawed at by a group of weirdos in the forest? :smug:

You want the Nightmare Collective, that's 3 threads down, on the left.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Seams posted:

dork snore-der

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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ChrisBTY posted:

Judging from the penultimate Dark Order vignette I get the feeling The Dark Order consists of a lot of incels, former FYAD posters and people who watched 'Joker' and thought 'that is so me'.

Yes they explicitly call them losers so this tracks.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Rarity posted:

Excuse me, I am the Baker and I'm not sure the Dark Order is really for me?


The dentist's office is 305 not 503.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1210603091977998337

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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It is done.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1220115671427833856

Someone wants out. If you see Kris Gallant, you know what to do.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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We are one.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Rarity posted:

Look who just stopped losing and started winning

Congratulations to Roman Reigns for joining the family.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/promotion-tshirts/aew/dark-order-will-your-join.html

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiqPX2nCGJY

Better lyrics than Kingdom.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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We are one

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Mr. Brodie is "Mr. McMahon but less evil" I'll have you know.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Please remember that this is a trying time, and I am seeing a lot of negativity against the Exalted One, but we should all band together, unite and support The Exalted One as best we can!

WE ARE ONE! (Mostly)

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Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

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Welcome everyone whose applications were approved!

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