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I used to be a 320-pound land monster and, in eight days, by joining the Dark Order, I lost 124 pounds! I’ve never had a date in my life, but two days ago, I made out with Scott Baio at a party! By succumbing to Dark Uno's will, I really lost weight fast! Probably too fast! The stress it put on my body made me slip into the bowels of a red nightmare! I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my house pets with a curling iron! But it’s worth it, because, these days, when I’m wearing a black jumpsuit, I look like a closed umbrella! Thank you, Uno!
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ChrisBTY posted:Well thanks now I'm imagining Sammy Guevara's butt with a mask on it. Now I'm thinking about that cartoon crossover between Ace Ventura and The Mask.
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John Silver spent several years in Chikara with the gimmick "Jigsaw, but evil." Oof. No wonder he joined the Dark Order.
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