tea or coffee

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tradjik

let's divide byob along arbitrary lines so we don't chill ourselves

tea is the superior morning beverage btw

more refined taste, not this barbaric bitter blowtorch to the tastebuds

more caffeine, too, if you know the right stores

ty heather papps u da bes

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:53

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nut

coffee is better because it makes u doodoo

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:21

Finger Prince

Both

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:23

City of Glompton

i like both but if you're making me choose (you are making me i can't believe it!) i choose coffee :coffeepal:

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:24

xcheopis

Tea first thing in the morning upsets my stomach. Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:28

Finger Prince

Coffee - wake-up to 4pm
Tea (caffeinated) - noon to 8pm
Tea (tisane (no caffeine)) - 8pm to bed
Coffee - everything's gone to poo poo o'clock

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:28

poverty goat

nut posted:

coffee is better because it makes u doodoo

coffee is a poop tyrant and now that i drink tea i poop when I want to

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:52

tradjik

0oclock - 0 o'clock tea

# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:57

tradjik

I will extend a weed leaf to the coffee drinkers, I hated tea until earlier this year

however i am now born again under the grace of Slight Stimulation and free to enjoy what i want to

# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:53

Call Your Grandma

the best part of waking up is folgers in my cup

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:21

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poverty goat posted:

coffee is a poop tyrant and now that i drink tea i poop when I want to

I drink coffee when I want to poop and then I poop on demand in a way that I never could without the help of my magic bean juice friend

# ? Dec 23, 2019 19:53

nut

poverty goat posted:

coffee is a poop tyrant and now that i drink tea i poop when I want to

let the universe take the wheel, my friend

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Coffee is life

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:34

tradjik

you know what's better than tea? rhetorical question

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:36

tradjik

the answer is bubble tea

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:36

super sweet best pal

Coffee in the morning, tea at night.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:40

Winifred Madgers

tbh i don't like either one

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:47

vanisher

Toffee

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Yes

# ? Dec 23, 2019 21:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

tbh i don't like either one

Amazing

# ? Dec 23, 2019 21:34

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tradjik posted:

you know what's better than tea? rhetorical question

Rhetorical questions are definitely not better than tea and I don�t even like tea that much.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 21:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

coffee

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:01

vanisher

Who doesnt like a little sleepytime tea

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:23

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poverty goat posted:

coffee is a poop tyrant and now that i drink tea i poop when I want to

Mods plz change my name to coffee poop tyrant

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:24

vanisher

Does anyone who puts creamer in their coffee actually care about the kind of beans they use

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:25

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vanisher posted:

Does anyone who puts creamer in their coffee actually care about the kind of beans they use

i use creamer and i buy the stop and shop generic brand columbian coffee:

and that's about as picky as i get and if it's not in stock i buy whatever generic coffee is available

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:33

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

i use creamer and i buy the stop and shop generic brand columbian coffee:

and that's about as picky as i get and if it's not in stock i buy whatever generic coffee is available

Hi-5

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:36

vanisher

How many spoonfuls per cup of water

1-to-1 crew checking in

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:37

nut

moka pot crew

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vanisher posted:

Does anyone who puts creamer in their coffee actually care about the kind of beans they use

if you put sauce on your pasta, do you really care about the noodles?

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:12

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

if you put sauce on your pasta, do you really care about the noodles?

The eternal debate

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vanisher posted:

The eternal debate

"ugh, you put mustard on your hot dog? I guess you don't care about really good hot dogs. sometimes I even eat mine without the bun."

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:40

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"ugh, you put mustard on your hot dog? I guess you don't care about really good hot dogs. sometimes I even eat mine without the bun."

lol

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:00

vanisher

Salad dressing? Way to ruin it.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

you can't really say you enjoy cake if you eat it with frosting

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:12

RudeCat: The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

I keep thinking of making coffee by using tea for the water and getting the absolute best of both worlds (I grew up as a tea drinker back in the old country but love coffee) but my wife doesn't seem too enthusiastic. do I have a broken wife?

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:30

vanisher

You know whats fantastic? Cinnamon coffee

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:31

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

you can't really say you enjoy cake if you eat it with frosting

Making a super dense tiny cake served in a paper cup

Making a little icing cup for the dog

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

RudeCat posted:

I keep thinking of making coffee by using tea for the water and getting the absolute best of both worlds (I grew up as a tea drinker back in the old country but love coffee) but my wife doesn't seem too enthusiastic. do I have a broken wife?

in those films where someone takes a pill or whatever and it unlocks their full human potential, the pill is made from coffee and tea combined. be careful

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:36

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xcheopis

vanisher posted:

You know whats fantastic? Cinnamon coffee

I put in ginger root.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:37

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