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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

mycomancy posted:

Aren't centrists just right-wing scum bags too scared to admit how right-wing they are?

It's not even fear. It's a aesthetic choice . They find being an open nazi tacky. But when the chips are down and the choice is between turning on the gas chambers and having billionaires pay 1% more in taxes they'll pack the bodies in as deep as they can.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Dr Pepper posted:

It's not even fear. It's a aesthetic choice . They find being an open nazi tacky. But when the chips are down and the choice is between turning on the gas chambers and having billionaires pay 1% more in taxes they'll pack the bodies in as deep as they can.

I don't mean fear as in "abject terror experienced during an existential threat" but rather fear as in "oh my what will the neighbors think? *clutches pearls*"

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



mycomancy posted:

Aren't centrists just right-wing scum bags too scared to admit how right-wing they are?
Mods? MODS?!?

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dr Pepper posted:

It's not even fear. It's a aesthetic choice . They find being an open nazi tacky. But when the chips are down and the choice is between turning on the gas chambers and having billionaires pay 1% more in taxes they'll pack the bodies in as deep as they can.

Theyre really just polite fascists.

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

mycomancy posted:

Aren't centrists just right-wing scum bags too scared to admit how right-wing they are?

no some of them having been republicans now call themselves democrats

big difference !

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Good to see that Meghan McCain is keeping the family tradition of "crashing and burning" alive.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

The Chapo reading series is amazing. Almost had Feelix go full Trad Cary at Meghan McCains shallow Protestantism.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Venomous posted:

This is the centrist thread, not the incompetent Thatcherite thread, bugger off

:( i am going to be the PM

:downs:

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



its time for americans to set aside our differences and rally around the flag

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

WampaLord posted:

I think the OP wanted this to be a pro-centrism thread, so my initial instinct was to :gas: but I'm willing to let it keep going as a space to dunk on centrists, such as the OP

it wasn't meant to be pro-centrist no. it was meant to make fun of centrists because this is the humor forum

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Op how does it feel to be presented every day with evidence that your ideology is failed and can produce no good in this world

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Op how does it feel to get swirlied by Bernard Brothers and Sanders Sisters who keep calling you little homie gayass

I don't really have an ideology anymore but I support Bernie regardless

Maximo Roboto posted:

ahahaha Paul Graham weighs in on The Two Kinds of Moderate

1. that's a short article and still way too long. he got his point across in the first paragraph then added eight more just in case we didn't get it
2. the way his two examples of issues that weren't picked together are "gay marriage" and "taxation" makes me think he's probably just a right-libertarian or at best the first kind of centrist, and not an actual a la cartist like he claims to be
3. far right doesn't ignore moderates dumbass. they call them RINOs or more recently cuckservatives

Dr Pepper posted:

It's not even fear. It's a aesthetic choice . They find being an open nazi tacky. But when the chips are down and the choice is between turning on the gas chambers and having billionaires pay 1% more in taxes they'll pack the bodies in as deep as they can.

some centrists, like Paul Krugman, are in favor of an 80% top marginal tax rate

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Uranium posted:

it’s time for americans to set aside our differences and rally around the flag

God, 9/11 made liberals dumb

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

ikanreed posted:

God, 9/11 made liberals dumb

They were already dumb it's just that 9/11 was an inflection point after which it was obvious that their ideology was completely untenable

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.
Centrism is the only way democracy functions.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Its Chocolate posted:

it wasn't meant to be pro-centrist no. it was meant to make fun of centrists because this is the humor forum

wampalord puts the idiot in idiot king

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Autism Sneaks posted:

wampalord puts the idiot in idiot king

And the king!

asdf32 posted:

Centrism is the only way democracy functions.

:wrong:

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Lol The Colbert Report had Henry Kissinger guest star in its finale

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
super important: properly follow proper protocols before carrying out crimes against humanity/war crimes

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019
centrist take i came up with: the right denies climate change and the left denies overpopulation and as a result neither one of them is going to be dealt with enough to keep them from completely destroying the world

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Its Chocolate posted:

centrist take i came up with: the right denies climate change and the left denies overpopulation and as a result neither one of them is going to be dealt with enough to keep them from completely destroying the world

I think you'd have defend the left denying overpopulation. I've heard of lefties who oppose using modern farming techniques which can support a large population which I guess can be construed as the same thing but only if you presuppose the validity of their position on GMOs and industrialized farming.

I feel like the straight up centrist take on climate change is the yes it's happening yes we're causing it and no I'm not changing my lifestyle point of view that every American has.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
The centrist take on climate change is yes it's happening, yes we're causing it, and nebulous market forces and good rich people will solve it

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Democracy is like a bird which needs two wings to fly.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Why do Americans spell centrist correctly when they can't spell centre?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Grevling posted:

Democracy is like a bird which needs two wings to fly.

tbf democracy really is all about resolving conflicts of interest in an equitable manner, and for that to be possible one must tolerate people expressing and justifying those interests. the big problem is that contemporary centrism has still got the bizarre notion that politics is about some abstract ideal of good governance and that all that's left are basically technical questions with objectively rational solutions, which is insane

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

DoubleDonut posted:

The centrist take on climate change is yes it's happening, yes we're causing it, and nebulous market forces and good rich people will solve it

But only if we all work together, and your divisiveness is keeping us from doing so

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
No one is happy therefore this is a good compromise

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
How is it privileged not to get involved in politics?? Its just not relevant to me is all.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Its Chocolate posted:

centrist take i came up with: the right denies climate change and the left denies overpopulation and as a result neither one of them is going to be dealt with enough to keep them from completely destroying the world

overpopulation isn't by itself a problem, it's the overconsumption and pollution that come with it. the planet can support a lot of people

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

LastInLine posted:

I think you'd have defend the left denying overpopulation. I've heard of lefties who oppose using modern farming techniques which can support a large population which I guess can be construed as the same thing but only if you presuppose the validity of their position on GMOs and industrialized farming.

I feel like the straight up centrist take on climate change is the yes it's happening yes we're causing it and no I'm not changing my lifestyle point of view that every American has.

Suspicious posted:

overpopulation isn't by itself a problem, it's the overconsumption and pollution that come with it. the planet can support a lot of people

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

Suspicious posted:

overpopulation isn't by itself a problem, it's the overconsumption and pollution that come with it. the planet can support a lot of people

what is and is not overconsumption depends on how many people there are

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.

ikanreed posted:

But only if we all work together, and your divisiveness is keeping us from doing so

Yeah. Sums up the problems with politics today.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

asdf32 posted:

Yeah. Sums up the problems with politics today.

I'm glad you admit centrists like you are the problem with politics today.

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.

WampaLord posted:

I'm glad you admit centrists like you are the problem with politics today.

If support for democracy is a problem I guess.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

At least in CSPAM there is access to better posting

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





asdf32 posted:

If support for democracy is a problem I guess.

maybe that suggests liberal democracy is the problem????

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
i've been coming around to centrism lately, it's got all the best bits of socialism (hating other socialists) except the state backs you up instead of disappearing you

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Venomous posted:

maybe that suggests liberal democracy is the problem????

Why can't we just go back to old men in smoky rooms deciding who we should vote for?

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Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
yeah, okay. I tried thinking some centrist thoughts for a few minutes there and work just emailed to say they're giving me a standing desk and a raise. seems to be working out so far!

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