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Hostile Makeover is a show in which covert ops beauticians disappear contestants to a black site spa to give them the makeover of a lifetime! Friends and family won't even recognize them after they're returned but after some convincing the missing persons reports get reversed. Most of the time.
"Call off the search parties and meet the new you!"
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Dec 26, 2019 04:15
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- The X-man cometh
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Fingernails are soooo passé
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Dec 26, 2019 04:18
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- google THIS
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Now this is our signature facial, and I think you'll find it very, very, very hydrating.
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Dec 26, 2019 04:21
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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dropping sam fisher style from a bathroom air duct and assisting a lady with her contouring before an important interview
crimes
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Dec 26, 2019 04:26
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- tradjik
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drive by body pierce
ty heather papps u da bes
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Dec 26, 2019 04:51
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- tradjik
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They gave a glitter gun! Get the kids in the house!
they won't make MY kids into emotion havers
ty heather papps u da bes
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Dec 26, 2019 05:01
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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imagine the old queer eye crew meeting up for One Last Job and it's murdering Bin Laden.
crimes
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Dec 26, 2019 05:05
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Fingernails are soooo passé
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Dec 26, 2019 05:38
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- Escape From Noise
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on the run, living on the edge, forced to the fringes of society because of my beliefs
i will NEVER shave, or stop wearing sweatpants
obfuscating my identity with carefully chosen fashion accessories, clothing and hygiene products to avoid the makeover squads
Whoever you are. Wherever you run. Whatever disguises you hide behind they will find you and they WILL make you fabulous!
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Dec 26, 2019 06:05
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lol @ this thread
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Dec 26, 2019 07:45
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- Escape From Noise
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For years I have honed my body and cultivated my mind with one singular purpose. To become the perfect instrument of beautification.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Dec 26, 2019
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Dec 26, 2019 08:12
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Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
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You fall through a trap hole during a walk and land in a salon chair. Restraints immediately close upon your wrists and ankles. A team of beauticians emerge from the shadows. An exceptionally fabulous person steps forward while snapping on a glove, "They say beauty is pain, and we aim to displease."
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Dec 26, 2019 16:05
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- The X-man cometh
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The Military-Beautiful Complex.
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Dec 26, 2019 17:40
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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imagine the old queer eye crew meeting up for One Last Job and it's murdering Bin Laden.
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Dec 26, 2019 18:28
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Fashion Accomplished
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Dec 26, 2019 18:41
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Now this is our signature facial, and I think you'll find it very, very, very hydrating.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Dec 26, 2019 18:45
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- City of Glompton
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been getting really into North Korean skin care routines
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Dec 26, 2019 18:46
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Dec 26, 2019 19:10
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Dec 26, 2019 19:11
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wake up nananana make up
keys on table fable wanted to
ty heather papps u da bes
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Dec 26, 2019 19:32
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- Finger Prince
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There's a destination a little up the road
From the barber shops and salons we know
A place we saw the highlights turn low
Deathsquad dye and a jet fresh blow
Pulling out weaves and retinoid face wash
False eyelashes and a microblade
Bottles and cans of product on your hands and blood on your hands
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Dec 26, 2019 20:53
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There's a destination a little up the road
From the barber shops and salons we know
A place we saw the highlights turn low
Deathsquad dye and a jet fresh blow
Pulling out weaves and retinoid face wash
False eyelashes and a microblade
Bottles and cans of product on your hands and blood on your hands
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Dec 26, 2019 21:02
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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There's a destination a little up the road
From the barber shops and salons we know
A place we saw the highlights turn low
Deathsquad dye and a jet fresh blow
Pulling out weaves and retinoid face wash
False eyelashes and a microblade
Bottles and cans of product on your hands and blood on your hands
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Dec 26, 2019 21:09
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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There's a destination a little up the road
From the barber shops and salons we know
A place we saw the highlights turn low
Deathsquad dye and a jet fresh blow
Pulling out weaves and retinoid face wash
False eyelashes and a microblade
Bottles and cans of product on your hands and blood on your hands
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Dec 26, 2019 22:13
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- tradjik
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that's kind of hectic
ty heather papps u da bes
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Dec 26, 2019 23:17
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My grandma's YouTube channel got demonetized during the Summer Clothing Haulocaust.
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Dec 26, 2019 23:33
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Excerpt from Tom Clancy's "Ghosted Recon"
The team had been operating as two six-person units: Kim K. and Jeffree Star, with all radio call signs beginning with the letter R. Marissa would exploit her division in order to provide concealer for assisting the cosmetologically wounded.
Another whistle rose in the night, this time closer, and suddenly the next lip bomb exploded, rainbow smoke and more glitter hurtling up through the canopy.
“Rachet, this is RuPual,” called the team’s assistant medical sergeant, Thomas “RuPaul” McDaniel. “Me and Rochelle are good to go, but Randy is gone, girlfriend. Hit by that last lip bomb. This bitch is ashy as gently caress!”
There wasn’t time to tally up the needy. All Marissa knew was that she needed support—Hair, Nails, anything—and she needed it now. She acknowledged RuPaul’s call, then switched frequencies, calling up Captain Charlotte Duong’s Vietnamese team. They were much closer than the Korean team and were working the grid on the other side of the creek. “Honey 06, this is Rachet, over.”
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