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Private First Class Arbright stood firmly at attention, saluting crisply with his eyes shining brightly as he awaited recognition from his commanding officer. General Gaines applied the last touches to PFC Arbright and, standing to attention, returned PFC Arbright's salute. "You have distinguished yourself, your unit, and the United States Army through your actions. No other soldier has ever accomplished what you have- 25 hours of extended combat duty, 15 casualties to the enemy- and you personally saved 20 of our own people, and not ONCE did your eye makeup run or let you down! For your actions under fire and bravery in combat, I am proud to award you with the Nation's highest honor- the Congressional Mascara of Honor. Company, ten-HUT!" the commander shouted, and as one the company stood to attention. They couldn't believe how stunning PFC Arbright's eyes looked. They stood out more than ever! The company swooned. Perhaps the next fire fight they were in one of them would be so lucky to see those eyes rushing toward them, toward danger- to save them from the enemy. And then, award him another honor... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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The submarine USS Bloodbath & Beyond patrolled the Atlantic, looking for threats. One had been located- there was a party near Miami that was detected. The heading was set, and the ship and it's crew headed to the coordinates of the anticipated target. Klaxons aboard the ship began sounding off as the captain made an announcement over the PA "This is your captain, firing solutions have been entered into the targeting computer, prepare to fire torpedoes, on my command- Three! Two! One! FIRE!" The torpedoes fired from the torpedo tubes to their destination one by one. Each torpedo contained a warhead that when the destination was reached, would disperse and begin immediately reacting with the surrounding water, bubbling and frothing and sending biodegradable and environmentally harmless scented oils and skin moisturizers to those bathing within. Each torpedo successfully reached their targets... "Another successful mission, folks! Our mission objectives were met and that party is now kicking into high gear, well done!" Cheers could be heard from the submarine. The US Navy's plan to weaponize bath bombs was a success... |
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