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Manifisto


now then, blowout team A: sharpshooters will be positioned at points alpha and bravo. as soon as the motorcade reaches point charlie, both shooters will fire at the target's left front tire. in the event of a double miss, the backups will be prepared with caltrops and, if necessary, the bazooka.

blowout team B: the generators go live at t minus one minute. the target is to be extracted from the vehicle without delay and presented with warm scented facial towels. shampoo squad will clean and massage for exactly three minutes, followed by pressurized rinse and activation of primary hairdryer squad. auxiliary hairdryer squad is to be primed and ready to step in the moment anything goes wrong. meanwhile, team A will provide suppressing fire for any hostiles who attempt to interfere with the operation. manicure squad will await further instructions pending assessment of the target.

all good? I said, all good? very well then: EXECUTE.


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye.

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