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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Hostile Makeover
 
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catapede

Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
You fall through a trap hole during a walk and land in a salon chair. Restraints immediately close upon your wrists and ankles. A team of beauticians emerge from the shadows. An exceptionally fabulous person steps forward while snapping on a glove, "They say beauty is pain, and we aim to displease."

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catapede

Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
The Mary KGB

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Eatin' fish leaves
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

the Congressional Mascara of Honor.
* # ¿ Dec 27, 2019 19:13
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