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Escape From Noise

Hostile Makeover is a show in which covert ops beauticians disappear contestants to a black site spa to give them the makeover of a lifetime! Friends and family won't even recognize them after they're returned but after some convincing the missing persons reports get reversed. Most of the time.

"Call off the search parties and meet the new you!"

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owlhawk911 posted:

on the run, living on the edge, forced to the fringes of society because of my beliefs

i will NEVER shave, or stop wearing sweatpants

owlhawk911 posted:

obfuscating my identity with carefully chosen fashion accessories, clothing and hygiene products to avoid the makeover squads

Whoever you are. Wherever you run. Whatever disguises you hide behind they will find you and they WILL make you fabulous!

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For years I have honed my body and cultivated my mind with one singular purpose. To become the perfect instrument of beautification.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Dec 26, 2019

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Conceal Team Six

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tradjik posted:

i have no idea what this thread is about anymore

Welcome to the

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The handcuffs click around your wrist as you hear a blow-dryer start.

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Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye.

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Using a smoky eye bomb on a crowd.

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EDC (Everyday Carry):

-1 Elchim 3900 Hair Dryer
-1 Parlux 385 PowerLight Ionic and Ceramic Hair Dryer.
-2 packages hair clips.
-2 portable power supplies (fully charged)
-4 packages of curlers
-1 box nitrile gloves
-1 bleach kit
-3 different mascara bases
-10 shades of lip gloss and lip liner
-7 shades of eye shadow
-1 pair Kohm KP-700 Toenail Clippers
-1 pair nail clippers
-1 pumice stone
-1 cucumber (raw)
-2 tubes exfoliating face scrub
-1 mud pack
-1 bag cotton balls
-1 curling iron
-2 pairs of hair cutting scissors

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cda posted:

EDC forums/threads are the best

Yeah. Always wild to see some janitor or networks admin is packing like 2 Glocks, extra ammo, and 5 knives, all concealed to work every day.

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