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canyoneer


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I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you love the look of a confident, new you.

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
a powerful man who offended the mafia goes to sleep.
he wakes up the next morning in his golden silk sheets with an uneasy feeling. he follows a trail of dark hairs down the bed and finds a hand mirror. he looks into it and sees that in the night his eyebrows have been plucked into a perfect soft angled arch.
the man screams.

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