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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

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Escape From Noise

Check this out OP: I'm currently on the train right now! IRL!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Check this out OP: I'm currently on the train right now! IRL!

Ah, a passenger train. I learned what that is from my 2 DVD set

vanisher

hold up- did they say fast trains AND slow trains

Two great tapes for one low price?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Escape From Noise

Putty posted:

Ah, a passenger train. I learned what that is from my 2 DVD set

Honestly wish I'd watched the video before o got on. I can't help but feel like I could have gotten more out of the experience with a more solid background.

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Fast and slow trains? No thanks I just want medium speed.
Big and little trains? Just the one that's just right please, the one in the middle.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Escape From Noise

Chill la Chill posted:

Fast and slow trains? No thanks I just want medium speed.
Big and little trains? Just the one that's just right please, the one in the middle.

Play both DVDs at once and you will get both of these. HTH

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1210748070222127107

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Only big, fast trains for me please, and can I have my order to go?

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Are the trains that blow through snow a specific type of train or just a really strong train?

Escape From Noise

Putty posted:

Are the trains that blow through snow a specific type of train or just a really strong train?

I could be wrong but I don't believe that the movie Scarface was about a train.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Putty posted:

Are the trains that blow through snow a specific type of train or just a really strong train?

Both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPc3ceGIleg

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I could be wrong but I don't believe that the movie Scarface was about a train.

Runaway Train was about a train, though.

vanisher


This deserves its own thread tbh



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
my friends and I used to crack up at this commercial
at like 4am

we'd have been up all night watching adult swim or whatever and reach that time in the early morning when there's for real nothing on and this would be on, like, Noggin, or that channel that only seemed to exist for a couple hours at a time and just sold hundreds and hundreds of knives
good times

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
another good commercial from that time was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZRxl1CDw8
this $20 dvd that explains how to avoid buying counterfeit mini coopers, which
1) is not a real problem that needed solving
2) they accidentally explain in the commercial in its entirety, and it takes a couple of seconds (they are just regular cars that look nothing like mini coopers but have white stripes painted on the hood)
3) they try to sell by showing fake mini coopers crashing into giant stacks of hay and exploding

if the fake mini cooper scammers exist, then they almost definitely managed to scam exactly one person: a vengeful dvd salesman who doesn't understand shapes, somehow had the budget of a b movie to spare on his quest for revenge, and was a big fan of the 2003 remake of the italian job

free hubcaps

Cubone posted:

another good commercial from that time was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZRxl1CDw8
this $20 dvd that explains how to avoid buying counterfeit mini coopers, which
1) is not a real problem that needed solving
2) they accidentally explain in the commercial in its entirety, and it takes a couple of seconds (they are just regular cars that look nothing like mini coopers but have white stripes painted on the hood)
3) they try to sell by showing fake mini coopers crashing into giant stacks of hay and exploding

if the fake mini cooper scammers exist, then they almost definitely managed to scam exactly one person: a vengeful dvd salesman who doesn't understand shapes, somehow had the budget of a b movie to spare on his quest for revenge, and was a big fan of the 2003 remake of the italian job

cubone i love you dearly but i mean thjis with all sincerity: teh word ‘gullible’ does not exist in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary

Robot Made of Meat

I keep wishing there really were a train completely filled with gravy.



Or men. I'm not all that picky.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I keep wishing there really were a train completely filled with gravy.



Or men. I'm not all that picky.

Slippidy slide, they've come to jive! It's lots and lots of greased men!

Escape From Noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzBgeI5dpc

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

free hubcaps posted:

cubone i love you dearly but i mean thjis with all sincerity: teh word ‘gullible’ does not exist in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary

I just want to say that if I were to check that, that wouldn't mean that I believed you, it would mean that I attempted to scientifically verofy a dubious claim, so I definitely wouldn't be gullible if I tried to check if the word gullible was in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, I would just be very, not... I wouldn't have been, fallen for the joke, so I'd actually be smart, if I did that

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
also I love you too

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Order now and receive a free bonus video: Lots and Lots of Elevators

nut

*snorts* its not that many trains

Korean Boomhauer
i think my dvd is broken

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OeXDFoHrWWo

Escape From Noise

The announcer sounds a lot like Bob Odenkirk

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
My gaze drifts out over the trainyard as I look over my handiwork. Trains fill every corner of available space. Old ancient behemoths, rescued from the scrap yard at exorbitant costs. New sleek bullet trains, purchased in backroom deals conducted in quick, urgent whispers. Even trains out of myth and legend, made real and standing in front of me like proud, coal-burning gods. The result of a lifetime of collection, dedication to the trains.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as too many trains." I mutter as I put on my pinstriped conductor's hat.

"No matter. All abooooard!" I cackle as I step into the engine room and stoke the fire. The great beast lurches to life and I feel like Hannibal must have when he rode his elephants into battle.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a *train whistle noise*.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

FluffieDuckie

Cubone posted:

I just want to say that if I were to check that, that wouldn't mean that I believed you, it would mean that I attempted to scientifically verofy a dubious claim, so I definitely wouldn't be gullible if I tried to check if the word gullible was in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, I would just be very, not... I wouldn't have been, fallen for the joke, so I'd actually be smart, if I did that


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
*adjusting my train engineer hat as I boot up Sid Meier's Railroads! on Steam* All aboard motherfuckers haha choo choo hell yeah alright

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Manager: Alright with the Lots and Lots of Trains thing we became millionaires. Now what

Me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSWJRMSN08

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
e: holy shiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXGxo6mHLzc

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


thank you. thank you so much


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Goons Are Gifts

owlhawk911 posted:

thank you. thank you so much


Bonaventure

by sebmojo
who wants to play a quick game of ticket to ride? the rules take 2 hours to get through but after that it’s a brisk 3 hours to play the game

my wife, her boyfriend and I just love it

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Nominating this for the 2020 BYOB theme song



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Escape From Noise

As seen on TV???
:eyepop:

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


i've been thinking about this video a lot. i want to make stuff like this

i have no idea how but that's what i want. a virtual world of crude cgi and equally crude upbeat electronic melodies

more pastel blue/purple though


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

owlhawk911 posted:

i've been thinking about this video a lot. i want to make stuff like this

i have no idea how but that's what i want. a virtual world of crude cgi and equally crude upbeat electronic melodies

more pastel blue/purple though

Realtalk give me an idea and music and I'll do the rest

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Putty posted:

Realtalk give me an idea and music and I'll do the rest

it's a desert but everything has cool sunglasses and kinda dances or bobs its head. lizards, cactii, tumbleweeds all have cool sunglasses and jam along as fake banjos provide accompaniment to a childlike description of the basic job duties of a cowboy. ride like a cowboy

it's a jungle but everything has cool sunglasses and get this, hats. backwards, sideways, various jaunty angled hats. jaguars, pythons, monkeys swing through the canopy to a tribal kinda beat with fake bongos and we learn that the rainforest is necessary to provide clean air. swing like a monkey

it's the ocean but everything has uhhhhh ummmm uhhh sports jerseys. and cool sunglasses. schools of fishies do basketball moves on each other, an octopus has a referee whistle that's a big part of the song, it's kinda marchy or like a cheer. a jellyfish has a big "we're #1" foam hand and we come away from the experience enlightened about good sportsmanship, or maybe marine biology. swim like a fishie?

your generous offer of collaboration means the world to me, and i will keep it in my heart next time i fire up the ol' music machine. i'm sure some of our talented lyricists would be willing to help as well... perhaps even to sing?


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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Escape From Noise

Hell yeah. Ride the train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1dRbkmuHE



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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