*running into BYOB breathlessly* wheres the passion dust thread???

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cda: by Hand Knit

https://www.alivetoy.com

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:00

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:31

City of Glompton

i'm sorry but you're gonna need to be a licensed pyrotechnician to put passion dust in one of those

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:16

tradjik

hi what's passion dust

ty heather papps u da bes

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:18

FluffieDuckie

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825940&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:25

cda: by Hand Knit

City of Glompton posted:

i'm sorry but you're gonna need to be a licensed pyrotechnician to put passion dust in one of those

It's a rock tumbler for dicks

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:26

cda: by Hand Knit

FluffieDuckie posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825940&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

One of my all time faves

# ? Dec 29, 2019 03:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

oh no, stay safe former tenant because this one's motorized

# ? Dec 29, 2019 04:15

FutonForensic

# ? Dec 29, 2019 06:39

FutonForensic

nbd but the dick sucking portable motor robot has difficulty comprehending the form of my mammoth hog

# ? Dec 29, 2019 06:41

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Trying to stick my dong in the alive passion dust next-gen fleshlight but it's spinning too fast and I keep missing the slit.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 29, 2019 06:47

FluffieDuckie

FutonForensic posted:

nbd but the dick sucking portable motor robot has difficulty comprehending the form of my mammoth hog

lmao

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 29, 2019 06:47

vanisher

this is the kind of weaponry you need to fight off 40 or 50 wild hogs

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:04

vanisher

cda posted:

It's a rock tumbler for dicks

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Elephant in the room: how do we mount this to a trolley right now

# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:05

FluffieDuckie

hamjobs posted:

Elephant in the room: how do we mount this to a trolley right now

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:08

cda: by Hand Knit

magic cactus posted:

Trying to stick my dong in the alive passion dust next-gen fleshlight but it's spinning too fast and I keep missing the slit.

haha

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# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:51

cda: by Hand Knit

i don't know about you but nothing says "industrial foreskin remover" like

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# ? Dec 29, 2019 07:53

nut

shot of a secret office in the pentagon where a man in a black suit begins shredding the massive stack of files in the folder documenting the exact geographical location of my dick over the past 13 years

# ? Dec 29, 2019 15:57

nut

Nut

3.7 stars. Best combo next-gen masturbation device/hands free automatic pot stirrer I have purchased (so far)

# ? Dec 29, 2019 15:58

Escape From Noise

hamjobs posted:

Elephant in the room: how do we mount this to a trolley right now

Came here to ask this.

# ? Dec 29, 2019 17:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'd like to see that thing eat a bag of dicks

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Dec 29, 2019 18:17

Escape From Noise

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'd like to see that thing eat a bag of dicks

It just chews em up and spits em out

# ? Dec 29, 2019 19:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Get your dick smooth as a river rock

# ? Dec 29, 2019 21:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Get your dick smooth as a river rock

# ? Dec 29, 2019 21:23

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Get your dick smooth as a river rock

# ? Dec 29, 2019 23:23

nut

it�s all fun and games until you forget to empty the shavings trap

# ? Dec 29, 2019 23:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

nut posted:

it’s all fun and games until you forget to empty the shavings trap

Dick shavings all over the place, a chalk outline of a dick, and pieces of an exploded Alive™️ toy are all that remain of ol' nut.

# ? Dec 29, 2019 23:38

Escape From Noise

hamjobs posted:

Dick shavings all over the place, a chalk outline of a dick, and pieces of an exploded Alive™️ toy are all that remain of ol' nut.

He died as he lived. Nut

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:36

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Get your dick smooth as a river rock

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:43

vanisher

Some old timer: "When I was younger I could skip across this whole lake on nothing but my dick"

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Get your dick smooth as a river rock

Alivetoy went over better with the panels than "cock tumbler"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:47

Escape From Noise

Please note that this product DOES NOT WORK on balls! Manufacturer should make this clear in the description!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:47

cda: by Hand Knit

Scientist: we made a toy that spins on your dick to make you cum. we also made it alive, so it knows what's happening. there is nothing wrong with this

# ? Dec 30, 2019 19:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

Scientist: we made a toy that spins on your dick to make you cum. we also made it alive, so it knows what's happening. there is nothing wrong with this

Guy at a bar: My life sucks! everything is wrong with everything! I hate everyone!

AI for Alivetoy: I was programmed to speed up or slow down according to your ejaculatory needs...

Guy at a bar: Geeze... yeah, man- you're right; at least I can quit my loving job!

# ? Dec 30, 2019 19:52

Goons Are Gifts

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Guy at a bar: My life sucks! everything is wrong with everything! I hate everyone!

AI for Alivetoy: I was programmed to speed up or slow down according to your ejaculatory needs...

Guy at a bar: Geeze... yeah, man- you're right; at least I can quit my loving job!

# ? Dec 31, 2019 00:39

Twenty Four

Is... is that a speaker button on it? That icon is almost identical to the sound button in my system tray on my computer.

Does this thing have audio features?

# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bluetooth compatible dick grinder

# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"Hey Alexa, suck my diiiiiick"

# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hamjobs posted:

"Hey Alexa, suck my diiiiiick"

# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:18

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:31

Twenty Four

hamjobs posted:

"Hey Alexa, suck my diiiiiick"

Alexa, play... with my balls.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:20

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