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May 9, 2024 12:06
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- City of Glompton
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i'm sorry but you're gonna need to be a licensed pyrotechnician to put passion dust in one of those
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Dec 29, 2019 03:16
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- tradjik
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hi what's passion dust
ty heather papps u da bes
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Dec 29, 2019 03:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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i'm sorry but you're gonna need to be a licensed pyrotechnician to put passion dust in one of those
It's a rock tumbler for dicks
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Dec 29, 2019 03:26
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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One of my all time faves
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Dec 29, 2019 03:27
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- FutonForensic
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nbd but the dick sucking portable motor robot has difficulty comprehending the form of my mammoth hog
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Dec 29, 2019 06:41
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Trying to stick my dong in the alive passion dust next-gen fleshlight but it's spinning too fast and I keep missing the slit.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 29, 2019 06:47
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- FluffieDuckie
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nbd but the dick sucking portable motor robot has difficulty comprehending the form of my mammoth hog
lmao
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 29, 2019 06:47
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- FluffieDuckie
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Elephant in the room: how do we mount this to a trolley right now
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 29, 2019 07:08
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Trying to stick my dong in the alive passion dust next-gen fleshlight but it's spinning too fast and I keep missing the slit.
haha
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Dec 29, 2019 07:51
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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i don't know about you but nothing says "industrial foreskin remover" like
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Dec 29, 2019 07:53
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- nut
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shot of a secret office in the pentagon where a man in a black suit begins shredding the massive stack of files in the folder documenting the exact geographical location of my dick over the past 13 years
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Dec 29, 2019 15:57
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- nut
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Nut
3.7 stars. Best combo next-gen masturbation device/hands free automatic pot stirrer I have purchased (so far)
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Dec 29, 2019 15:58
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Elephant in the room: how do we mount this to a trolley right now
Came here to ask this.
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Dec 29, 2019 17:53
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- Escape From Noise
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I'd like to see that thing eat a bag of dicks
It just chews em up and spits em out
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Dec 29, 2019 19:18
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- nut
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it’s all fun and games until you forget to empty the shavings trap
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Dec 29, 2019 23:31
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- Escape From Noise
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Dick shavings all over the place, a chalk outline of a dick, and pieces of an exploded Alive™️ toy are all that remain of ol' nut.
He died as he lived. Nut
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Dec 30, 2019 18:36
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- vanisher
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Get your dick smooth as a river rock
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Dec 30, 2019 18:43
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- vanisher
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Some old timer: "When I was younger I could skip across this whole lake on nothing but my dick"
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Dec 30, 2019 18:45
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Scientist: we made a toy that spins on your dick to make you cum. we also made it alive, so it knows what's happening. there is nothing wrong with this
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Dec 30, 2019 19:07
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