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Loser, Hates the Outdoors, and Virtuoso
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 07:34 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 05:58 |
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quote:Evil Sims can steal Candy from a Baby, Troll on the Forums and get the "Fiendishly Delighted" moodlet when misfortune strikes nearby Sims quote:Geniuses can solve crazy mathematical problems on the computer for cash. quote:Sailin': Sailors will get this moodlet whenever they're on a boat. Evil Genius Sailor
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:32 |
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I will be a bit boring and vote for Neat x3.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 11:41 |
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Geemer posted:Too bad his afro is hidden by that hat. Oh well. I debated whether or not to do that, since I know you wanted an afro. I decided that a giant afro impossibly tucked away under a hat would be funnier than just running around in an afro 24/7, and the hat added to his "confused dapper caveman" aesthetic. Don't worry, you'll see his dapper doo off and on. Rather Watch Them posted:Glasses: Monocle! If we're doing this we're doing it in style. Theta Zero fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Dec 31, 2019 |
# ? Dec 31, 2019 14:03 |
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Theta Zero posted:I debated whether or not to do that, since I know you wanted an afro. I decided that a giant afro impossibly tucked away under a hat would be funnier than just running around in an afro 24/7, and the hat added to his "confused dapper caveman" aesthetic. Don't worry, you'll see his dapper doo off and on. Awesome! That'll make it all the more special.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 14:12 |
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I'm gonna throw my three votes in for Evil, hates the outdoors, and Cat Person. Every super villain needs a pet after all.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:20 |
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Are those really the smallest possible lips? I was hoping for something like half that size, where you'd wonder how such a person might even eat. Maybe we need to have a close up to the face to appreciate the whole beauty. I think he is an Inappropriate Slob Snob. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Dec 31, 2019 |
# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:27 |
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For such a splendid goon we can only go with star quality, star quality and star quality. I don't remember what it does but I don't see how that is in any way relevant.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 16:18 |
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If he is homeless he needs one thing and one thing only: Moocher Moocher Moocher
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:44 |
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Commitment Issues, Can't Stand Art, and Snob
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:05 |
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Clumsy, Evil, Moocher
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:35 |
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Ambitious, Moocher, Technophobe
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:58 |
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Grug is, quite clearly, a man with Star Quality, he's a Diva, and, of course, he's Proper.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 03:37 |
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Evil, Neurotic, Diva
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:14 |
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Neurotic, Socially-Awkward Cat Person aka the average goon.
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:44 |
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Great kisser. Charismatic. Flirty.
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:35 |
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Dramatic, Dramatic, and, oh yes, Dramatic!
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:47 |
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Genius Good Sense of Humor Insane
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 16:02 |
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Voting is now closed. The results are Dramatic, Mooch, Schmoozer, Clumsy, and Proper. There may be opportunities to gain two extra traits in the future, which shall be fulfilled as Loser and Brooding. The numerical breakdown is below.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:11 |
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INTRODUCTION PART 3: FREEDOM Here it is. The outside world. Wild, unfettered, and waiting for Grug to explore. Grug's parents always told him, "you're out of the house and on your own the moment you turn 18." They never did specify "years." Perhaps through luck or sheer determination of will (but not cunning wit), Grug managed to make his own in the open world, surviving to childhood. With enough shameless begging, pitying strangers, and puppy-dog eyes, Grug was able to mooch away anything he could ever want. Clean clothes, places to stay, food, and even gallons of hair dye. All without so much as raising a finger. Mmm, raw garlic. As time went on, Grug became a master to the craft of begging. Once he reached his teenaged years, he knew what it took to practically mooch the clothes off of people's backs. Not literally, though. That would be creepy. But almost literally! He eventually came to be such a smooth talker that empty flattery, fake politeness, and a little stretching of the truth was all it took for others to simply give him what he wanted. Grug never quite found a home of his own, so he made the world his home instead, and the ability to get whatever he asked for was what allowed him to survive as long as he did. After all, it's simply amazing how much people will let you take after pretending to be a proper, respectful individual to them. But, after a while, Grug forgot that he was only pretending. Molded by the necessity of his panhandling, he became attuned to the matters of propriety. Still, as he grew into a young adult, he learned that his ability to talk his way into anything he asked for stemmed from his pitiable position as a homeless youth rather than any actual charisma. Unskilled, homeless, and with nobody to turn to, he used what little he had to buy a home of his own and finally begin his life, an opportunity he was never given as a child. And what an opportunity it was. This house is incredible! I never could imagine Grug being able to buy this with the money he started out with. Which is probably why he lives in this empty lot, instead. And now Grug has barely any money. But an empty lot is still a start. Maybe one day he'll have a house which can rival that random home he found while wandering through the middle of town. Grug doesn't have any skills beyond the traits he started out with. So, without a job or source of income, there's no means for him to earn any money as of right now. At least Grug can use the last of his cash to buy this clock. And now we have absolutely no money left. Ah, just kidding! Grug also had enough to buy a wall to hang it on. NOW we have absolutely no money left. The thing Grug bought is called a "Neko Clock." It's a Japanese import...which is probably why it costs so much. In case you don't know, "Neko" is Japanese for "clock," hence the name. There, don't say you never learned anything from this. I don't know what "clock" means in Japanese, though. Maybe "dog" or something, since that's what it looks like. You may be wondering "why a clock?" Well, as an adult, Grug's time is valuable. Besides, rich people are always wearing watches or looking at the time. Since every contributing member of society owns one, buying a clock should make Grug one too, right? O, mystical Neko Clock, heed my plea! Guide Grug towards the path to find his fortune! Show him the way to give his life meaning! Where shall his journey lead next to discover true happiness!? "MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW! MIAW!" ... ...Huh. Anybody speak Japanese? You know what? Forget the clock. How about you decide for me, instead? There's a vast, wide world for Grug to explore. What shall he do next? Where shall he go? Who shall he ruin the life of? Guide Grug on his journey and give him goals to achieve, from building his house, meeting new people, changing and improving himself, or building his future. Or, you know, ruin everything. Whatever comes first. (The next part is here.) Theta Zero fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Jan 10, 2020 |
# ? Jan 4, 2020 20:56 |
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Do nothing. He seems to have a good thing going on here. I am pretty sure this is Pareto optimal. Or you know, wait for neighbors visiting his new house. They might have stuff. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jan 4, 2020 |
# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:14 |
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But doesn't neko mean... ...I also vote for waiting for welcoming party and after that, go visit your neighbours in return.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:36 |
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Thirding Wait For Neighbors. Gotta scope out who you can beg from, and what better way is there to do that than show them your magic japanese cat clock?
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:40 |
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Mooch.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:40 |
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Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:49 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. This. Though if he flips tails, he should also consider schmoozing them to his side as an ally against his soon to be declared mortal enemy. He's gotten this far through life mooching, why not convince someone to do the hard work for him?
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 22:57 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:41 |
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The Flying Twybil posted:This. We make a great team.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:53 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. Yes, this.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:56 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. This is the way. Fantastic idea.
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# ? Jan 5, 2020 01:49 |
Das Panzer posted:This is the way.
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# ? Jan 5, 2020 02:34 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. Yeah, this kind of fun is why I'm here.
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# ? Jan 5, 2020 04:01 |
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Wow, I never thought this LP would ever come back in a sense. I missed the misadventures of Samara. Okay, you know what? I'd like to make a formal request. Bring Samara back. Even if she's just a neighbor or for a cameo. I'd like to see her again in any way. Bonus points if Samara is the "target" Grug despises due to a coin flip.
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# ? Jan 5, 2020 04:29 |
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Visit a neighbour and stay at their house, eating their food, for as long as possible. Just live there.
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# ? Jan 5, 2020 10:35 |
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We should also get a robot at some point here, that way he can do everything for us. Alsoe we need to become the hotdog I'll leave what that means up to you.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 04:31 |
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I was thinking, and this is a thought for the future, but I think it might be considerable for Grug to get into the ...We'd need money first, and of course
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 06:47 |
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My Sims dream has always been to befriend a Unicorn, but it's quite the undertaking. Can Grug schmooze his way into even the hearts of supernatural animals?
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# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:00 |
Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. Please and thanks.
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# ? Jan 7, 2020 04:54 |
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Geemer posted:Wait for neighbors, then for the first one to arrive, flip a coin. If heads, that person is now Grug's mortal enemy and he must do anything in his powers to ruin that Sim's life. If tails, friendly greeting. Going to have to give this one another vote because holy poo poo.
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# ? Jan 7, 2020 13:57 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 05:58 |
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Aw, you guys.
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# ? Jan 7, 2020 14:24 |