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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Make your predictions for what changes the world will see in the 2020s. Here's what I see happening

-raccoons and opossums replace cats and dogs as the most popular pets
-three major american cities are destroyed by climate change
-Avatars 2-5 underperform at the box office, as audiences reject the fantastical notion of a world that isn't on fire.
-everyone is either a nazi or a furry, you have to choose.
-everyone regrets complaining about 80s nostalgia, as 90s nostalgia is much much worse
-at the end of the decade the smoke from a small nuclear war blots out the sun, causing another Year Without a Summer. That reverses some of the effects of climate change by giving the arctics a chance to refreeze, and sets up the primary cultural trend of the 2030: being very hungry all the time

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elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
I die

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
humans will learn how to merge with each other into gelatinous thought blobs with psionic energy and we will come together and use psychic thunder made of love to create a better decade

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Gripweed posted:

-three major american cities are destroyed by climate change

New Orleans, Miami, and...Houston?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Phoenix will be 130° all the time instead of just most of the time

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't get the climate change nihilism fetishism on SA, TBH.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Gonna go out like its coming in, entire continents on fire.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
World War III … it'll be between Muslim countries and Catholic countries

revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017

Lot of dudes washing socks and t-shirts if we're talking about a coming decade.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
I’m gonna be pissed if they don’t build Sealab

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
World ends

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Trump gets reelected.

:suicide:

Vilgefartz
Apr 29, 2013

Good ideas 4 free
Fun Shoe
I reckon my parents will continue watching the news and occasionally complain about 'those refugees'

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Millions will die.

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 31, 2019

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
- deepfakes, VR and AI are going to figure prominently in the average persons day
- by the end of the decade everything is owned by one corporation
- forsaking of organized religion and a return to primitive belief in magic and animism among most people under 65
- I grow a sick beard

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Retro gaming still going strong.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Disney buys PornHub.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Whatever happens I'm sure we'll look back to the halcyon days of early '10s and sigh wistfully

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Jay_Zombie posted:

Millions will die.

Just like in every decade past

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

PTSDeedly Do posted:

Just like in every decade past

It's a sound prediction.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
First car/shark biohybrid by 2028.

Liking Marvel comics movies genofixed into all newborns.

Trump destroys ME with Skull of Narmer, the first king.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there will be a large war of some sort, natural disasters will continue to get worse, there will be an economic crash and more and more people will realize how hosed everyone is now that it's too late to do much about it

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

I meet this dude and arrange a murder/suicide. As a final troll we stage it so it's impossible to tell which of us did the murdering and which the suiciding. It becomes the cow tools of the forensic world.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Disney purchases Nintendo

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Mozi posted:

there will be a large war of some sort, natural disasters will continue to get worse, there will be an economic crash and more and more people will realize how hosed everyone is now that it's too late to do much about it

Thanks Nostradamus.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Aliens will come and welcome us to the galactic empire, the prerequisite was completely loving your home world over so you could get all of that out of your system.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
There's a chance I could die!

Sister Fister
Nov 14, 2002

ALL THE WAY TO THE WRIST, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.
I bet Keith Richards will finally go.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I can't wait for doomsday orgies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Thanks Nostradamus.

The great Royal one of gold, augmented by brass,
The agreement broken, war opened by a young man:
People afflicted because of a lamented chief,
The land will be covered with barbarian blood.
Also Brady will win ring number seven.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

EorayMel posted:

I don't get the climate change nihilism fetishism on SA, TBH.

It's real dumb yeah

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's using humor to deal with accepting reality, annoying as it can be sometimes

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Climate change. Real fast.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm going to take the biggest poo poo of my life.


Sister Fister posted:

I bet Keith Richards will finally go.

All so this and a bunch of drugs will get legalized right afterwards.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
The singularity is near (lol)

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
I predict that on Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2029 every point on earth will be covered by a black rainbow—not just any black rainbow, mind you, but a jet-black rainbow; an ebony rainbow; a black rainbow which will signify the coming suffocation of our world. This black rainbow will seemingly bring about, through some mysterious force beyond our comprehension, a lack of oxygen. It will draw the oxygen from our atmosphere, as a huge snake encircling the world and feeding upon the oxygen which we need to exist. Hour after hour, it will grow worse. And we will grow weaker. It is through this that we will be so weakened that when the final end arrives, we will go silently, we will go gasping for breath, and then there will be only silence on the earth.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Vastarien posted:

The singularity is near (lol)

You could make an argument that it has already happened in the US. With the way that so many people function as cogs in the corporate machine. And how the country is basically run by corporations. Blah blah blah.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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EorayMel posted:

I don't get the climate change nihilism fetishism on SA, TBH.

I got another prediction

-within the coming decade, wherever EorayMel lives will look like this

https://twitter.com/AndreaCantle/status/1211821717733044224?s=20

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Bug Burgers

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the rapture

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