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Han Nehi posted:full open mouth kissing will replace the handshake as everyday casual greeting gonna open mouth kiss the homies goodnight
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As part of a crackdown on hidden weapons, placards, banners and subversive clothing, public nudity becomes the official dress code of Hong Kong.
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It's gonna be a shitshow op
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goatface posted:It'll be one of their South Sea competitors in the sweatshop industry. JK Fresco posted:Now with the trade war everyone's moving to vietnsm and stuff they don't have the
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Bluetooth sex robots
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I'll stop asking my google speaker if it likes poo poo
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All goons will get laid
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I will pee and poop.
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some guy on the bus posted:All goons will get laid That a promise, stud?
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some guy on the bus posted:All goons will get laid serious norman posted:I will pee and poop. stop trying to make the apocalypse happen
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After the applepocalypse the only way to be on the internet will be to build a computer from parts. Out of hatred for the youth or humanity in general, everyone who remembers how to do this, or still does it in contemporary times, will not share their knowledge. The internet will die with them. Humanity, forced to put on its breathing apparatuses, leave its asbestos firesafe hovels and socialize with its neighbors, comes to the conclusion that it is, in whole, insufferable. That it wasn't a deep conspiracy of capitalism to atomize society and isolate people but a legit product of human nature. That people suck and that the only rational way to deal with them is to keep them as nearby as you need them to survive but interact with them as little as possible. Made aware of this fact and deprived of any ability to alter it, humanity does itself in. 3 million years later sentient descendants of hornets become the dominant species on earth.
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Mr. Dick posted:3 million years later sentient descendants of hornets become the dominant species on earth.
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not all wasps are fascists, but good looking out
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The Y2K bug people were yammering on about in 2000 actually hits in 2020. The pentagon, kremlin, mi6, disneyland, Camp Pendleton, the CCP all suffer a total power and data loss, and the world just goes on like normal because none of those entities ever made up any functional part of society. Nobody even notices, but there is an underground bloodbath of gore and violence as they tear each other limb from limb and learn to survive as cannibals. 
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I don't know, OP. I don't have twenty-twenty vision!!
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Also, there'll be movies and games based on scripts written by a bot, "as a joke". Then we'll just have them write all the scripts, but that's probably in the 2030s.
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Jan 1, 2020 08:20
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Mark Zuckerberg will became global dictator and all human interaction will take place through Facebook.
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SA will be made grrat again
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Colonel Cancer posted:I can't wait for doomsday orgies
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I predict a lot of GAY SEX! With whom is still undetermined.
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Pawn 17 posted:Mark Zuckerberg will became global dictator and all human interaction will take place through Facebook. You’re thinking of Bezos
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I predict everything will be about the same as it is now, but with slightly better smart phones.
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JK Fresco posted:SA will be made grrat again the domain will lapse in november 2021 and not get renewed , it will get taken by a russian domain squatter that forwards it all to a porn site and we will live on in the comments section
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Honestly everything that's happened this new decade so far has been great so I am hopeful and happy
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Cheers to Lowtax here's to another great decade
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numberoneposter posted:fuckin hope so my weed stocks are loving BLEAK I recoil in horror every time I see that ACB in my portfolio.
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Vietnamwees posted:I predict a lot of GAY SEX! With whom is still undetermined. Any possible vague guesses??
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Nckdictator posted:I predict that on Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2029 every point on earth will be covered by a black rainbow—not just any black rainbow, mind you, but a jet-black rainbow; an ebony rainbow; a black rainbow which will signify the coming suffocation of our world. This black rainbow will seemingly bring about, through some mysterious force beyond our comprehension, a lack of oxygen. It will draw the oxygen from our atmosphere, as a huge snake encircling the world and feeding upon the oxygen which we need to exist. Hour after hour, it will grow worse. And we will grow weaker. It is through this that we will be so weakened that when the final end arrives, we will go silently, we will go gasping for breath, and then there will be only silence on the earth. Wrong year, idiot.
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We will merge into a digital singularity hivemind, our last individual experience being the unparalleled ecstacy of our ego deaths. Oh wait thats like 2080. In this one Trump abolishes term limits.
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roarpower posted:nobody is gonna nuke China, they make all our cool stuff This could be the best strategy against capitalist countries. "You can't blow us up, we make all your stuff. What are you going to do? Pay your workers fairly?"
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TheMostFrench posted:This could be the best strategy against capitalist countries. "You can't blow us up, we make all your stuff. What are you going to do? Pay your workers fairly?" 2.3 million and counting americans in prisons and jails, most of them working for a few nickels an hour. Capitalism.. uhh.. finds a way. https://www.prisonpolicy.org/reports/pie2019.html
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All student loans and debts will disappear, which will be a small comfort while you die of cholera in a refugee camp.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The Y2K bug people were yammering on about in 2000 actually hits in 2020. The pentagon, kremlin, mi6, disneyland, Camp Pendleton, the CCP all suffer a total power and data loss, and the world just goes on like normal because none of those entities ever made up any functional part of society. Nobody even notices, but there is an underground bloodbath of gore and violence as they tear each other limb from limb and learn to survive as cannibals. Oh no, Eve Online!
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thedangergroove posted:All student loans and debts will disappear, which will be a small comfort while you die of cholera in a refugee camp. Prophetic.
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I predict that tomorrow I will fart.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I predict that tomorrow I will fart. Same
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i predict that some dweeb will complain about thread necro i also predict half life 3 still won't come out
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many famous people will die of old age.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Whats the 20s decade going to be called? Couldn't be worse than oughts. The roaring 20s again.
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I predict that on his 90'th birthday elvis will revel he didn't die, and it will be a massive story. Then he will try and start a really lame rap career, and after the first album everyone will mostly just try and politely ignore that, that's a thing that's happening. Peru will be the first country to land a person on Mars, only announcing they even had a space program after they successfully do, to the surprise of everybody. Everybody is worried in 2029 that they'll be another stock market crash akin to 1929 due to many freaky similarities in the economy happening, and although the stock market it a bit shakey it ends up powering through the turmoil coming out stronger than ever! There is a massive stock market crash in 2030.
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