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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




omg

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
gg :laffo:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





OUYA 2 looking good (as in delicious)

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Agile Vector posted:

keanu is the perfect casting for johnny :allears:


he really is.

I realised last night that they pretty clearly had the main story down and the voice acting etc but ran out of time to actually do half the stuff they wanted to do in the wider game which is why crafting seems to be basically useless

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



in 2017 it was announced that every player origin would have their own character for that chip with Johnny Cyberpunk, which means every play through could have somewhat different story but we are stick with this flavour dialogue options and 3 different 2 hours of intro

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


it runs okayish on the one x from what I understand. it’s the base xbone and ps4 that are the problems

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
yeah the xbox one x and ps4 pro can sort of run it, the base xbone and ps4 never should have been tried

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

hobbesmaster posted:

it runs okayish on the one x from what I understand. it’s the base xbone and ps4 that are the problems





"Playable without problems on Xbox Series X and PS5"

:eyepop:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
also rip to all the kids getting xbox one x for christmas because grandma thought it was an xbox series x

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



microsoft really got their naming game huh, are there any explanations for their weird and confusing naming?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ad wizards

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

RustyKnight posted:

microsoft really got their naming game huh, are there any explanations for their weird and confusing naming?

Live! Gaming For Microsoft By XBox
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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

RustyKnight posted:

microsoft really got their naming game huh, are there any explanations for their weird and confusing naming?
they're fuckin morons?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

RustyKnight posted:

microsoft really got their naming game huh, are there any explanations for their weird and confusing naming?

remember that these were the people who, 7 years ago, thought that what the 12-35 year old demographic really wanted is the ability to hook a cable box to a video game system

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The_Franz posted:

remember that these were the people who, 7 years ago, thought that what the 12-35 year old demographic really wanted is the ability to hook a cable box to a video game system

for the 60 seconds I thought it took a cable card and was a TiVo too it seemed like a decent idea

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
obligatory https://wheany.com/ms-branding/

e: SQL™ MSNBC ID Active® HoloLens Writer Gold

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



Chris Knight posted:

they're fuckin morons?

oh yeah, that explains a lot

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol

https://twitter.com/sweetpotatoes/status/1342210446024187904

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


the most lol thing about class action suits is that, when everything is settled years from now, you might get $7

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

The_Franz posted:

the most lol thing about class action suits is that, when everything is settled years from now, you might get $7

but the lawyers make out like bandits so

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

The_Franz posted:

the most lol thing about class action suits is that, when everything is settled years from now, you might get $7

the class here is investors in cdpr not buyers of the game so it might have a little more teeth than that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the individual class members who were wronged get $7 each

the law firm gets about $40,000,000

the corporation pays a settlement that reduces their profit that year by almost 10%, making everything whole and fair

what's not to like

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


hasn't it already paid for it's development despite the bugs solely based on preorders and pc users or whatever? As in... It's already profitable for investors

then again most of these things are a grift from law firms soooo

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
can't stop the grift, mal

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that money doesn’t automatically go to shareholders and the stock price has taken a big poo poo since release (~30%)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/1342266071126970368

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

bobby pulls a wilson [crashes his v6 mustang into a highway guardrail]

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/DanPriceSeattle/status/1342321488289009664?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



found tusen takk’s new house

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


anyone have a link to its tweets?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





dadtwitter: when the wife sets the thermostat am I right? :haw:

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art




they call these fusion reactors “stellarators”

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that one is a regular tokamak. A stellarator is twisted into a complicated helix or figure eight shape

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



geez we have a perfectly good sun outside

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



oh my god JC, a bomb rear end gift

you shouldn't have

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