Slumfrog posted:

Is it just me or does today's modern dog demand a level of... interactivity in their playthings of which I was unaware. All I wanted was a ball to throw at the beach and I find rack upon rack of these ambiguously suggestive latex devices.


I do like the proud boast of chickeny flavorings in case you weren't enthralled completely by the sheer knobliness before you.


Not so bad at first glance, but looking closer the poses and expressions of both kid and dog make me wonder exactly how is this kong "extreme"


This poo poo on the left is absolutely sold in sex shops, probably under the same name.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

switched to a mostly vegetable diet in the past month and I'm closing out 2019 with four really productive shits in one day

lorn Wayne posted:

gently caress didn't mean punchy

lorn Wayne posted:

*60 billion years later*

spyderhypenmanishly:

Addamere posted:

the lepers colony rn

Calibanibal posted:

i have formed an exclusive cspam discord offshoot (with accompanying IRC), all invited posters will recieve invites sometime tonight. keep checking PMs

Epic High Five posted:

holy poo poo i thought those were pants

Spergin Morlock posted:

lowtax almost banned you on his livestream, lol

Plinkey posted:

What

Nae! posted:

are we assuming st pattys day is out because the biggest drunks have passed out by sundown?

sinnesloeschen posted:

HONI SOIT QUI CRACK Y PING

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

lol jazerus got banned trying to convince everyone not to freak out

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/business/status/1212325861745184768

Bearjew posted:

did I dream the lowtax meltdown or what

Spergin Morlock posted:

If you haven't watched that stream you should. He hovers over one of your posts and asks the chat room if he should ban you and then got distracted and moved on.

UFOTacoMan posted:

wha happen ?

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1212320319375065088

tacodaemon posted:

hey punchy i'm working on writing a hilarious joke that combines "learn to code" with the fact that "code" is hospital slang for "have a heart attack" but i can't quite make it go

Gripweed posted:

Somebody posted Lowtax's stream and I jumped to a random point in it. Lowtax was talking about his wife being in a battered women's shelter, despite him never battering her. He was drunk and the chat was not great. It seemed like a very dark scene.

tacodaemon posted:

Gripweed posted:

The good news is that even in 2020 people are still discovering strange new animals to make cute videos of

https://twitter.com/rj55yx/status/1211988783656103939?s=20

tacodaemon posted:

DC subway advertisement for pennsylvania tourism, 2019

reignofevil posted:

Worse, deep cover agent lowtax cut off the head of the snake on live cam last night

reignofevil posted:

Based on everything I know about christianity you shouldn't pull ppls arm but you also shouldn't slap at ppl for pulling your arm god bless

Quotey posted:

Cardinals are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

The Pope was visiting a city at new years. One of the many attendees was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. She shocked the world when she grabbed the Pope by the hand and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to release his Holiness. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The square fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the godless heathen proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Pope pulled away, and slapped her to free himself. The Pope went back to his funny rear end car and sat there, silently. The audience was shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The thug eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Pope and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Pontifex calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting President Donald Trump who is looking up at the sun and making it so the weekend happens. So He sent me. TRUMP."

Sir Tonk posted:

Admiral Ray posted:

it's not even peak fire season for australia lmao

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

What is peak fire season?

Admiral Ray posted:

late january, time in the past that you could expect the fires to start dying down.

Inspector Hound posted:

She didn't lock anyone up for it, she just threatened it over and over and other DAs used the law to lock people up.

Appears to be the actual defense


Also again for the record gently caress directly in the face anyone who has jailed or advocated for the jailing or defended laws that result in the jailing of people for cannabis

ArfJason posted:

Brendan absolutely knew about the loaded gun.