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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Rahowaring 20’s

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Happy new year and new thread from Alexis.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Here’s to another decade of no Yankees WS victories.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Scary! posted:

it just occured to me ive had an account on this forum for 17 years now lol (i lost the password/email on the last one because im a dumbass)

Only 17?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Slumfrog posted:

Is it just me or does today's modern dog demand a level of... interactivity in their playthings of which I was unaware. All I wanted was a ball to throw at the beach and I find rack upon rack of these ambiguously suggestive latex devices.


I do like the proud boast of chickeny flavorings in case you weren't enthralled completely by the sheer knobliness before you.


Not so bad at first glance, but looking closer the poses and expressions of both kid and dog make me wonder exactly how is this kong "extreme"


This poo poo on the left is absolutely sold in sex shops, probably under the same name.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The purple one is one of Alexis’s favorite toys, along with her stuffed Lambchop doll.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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eric ciaramella posted:

why is the potus having a nye gala instead of dealing with Benghazi 2

What’s he supposed to do, not grift?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I can't be the only one who thinks if the trpum thread wanted to they could put together an gofundme and dominate the forums

Well yeah, 2DCat can buy and sell the rest of us ten times over

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I can't be the only one who thinks if the trpum thread wanted to they could put together an gofundme and dominate the forums

I’ve asked about donating large sums to permaban someone and gotten only crickets in response. :(

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jon Do posted:

quit reading my fanfics =/

theyre not done yet

“Indecent Proposal” but for C-SPAM.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I’ve clearly missed something. :ohdear:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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eric ciaramella posted:

chat egging him on is also Not Helping

Riding that drama bomb into the forums like loving Slim Pickens.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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a helpful bear posted:

is this how LF ended i wasnt there

No, that was a whole other thing.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Epic High Five posted:

lol lowtax gonna ironically ban like every poster, at least pick the thread the QCS thread so it isn't just us bub

anyway I can already tell tonight's gonna be a fuckin dumpster fire of drama so peace out goons, have a trumpy new year

Stay safe midwestern weightlifting baseball comrade. If either of us wakes up banned it’s been fun. :glomp:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Beet Wagon posted:

Getting incredible uncle vibes off Lowtax repeatedly going "WELL I GUESS I INVENTED THE NAZI PARTY THEN"

Illinois-adjacent Nazis. I hate Illinois-adjacent Nazis.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Soup du Jour posted:

one of the funniest realizations about lowtax in 2019 has been that his opinions on a given day on any subject are determined who talks to him first

Isn’t the trick with Trump that he latched on to whatever he heard last? Is Lowtax the Anti-Trump?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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triple sulk posted:

i legit don't know what's going on other than some supposedly bad bans

There was a Festivus thread for airing of grievances I guess and now Lowtax’s feats of strength are banning people who posted in it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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You fools! Without new rubes the Ponzi scheme falls apart!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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SKULL.GIF posted:

periodic reminder that the one of the best times for pre-industrial workers' right was after the black death swept through europe and laborers were suddenly at a premium

Are you trying to say that the value of posts will increase? Is there going to be a Posters’ Union or something?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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What do we want?
More posts!
When do we want them?
TRUMP

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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CODChimera posted:

this guy is not going a good job of explaining his decisions

You’ll have to be more specific, this could easily be said of any number of people

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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God dammit, my dog just let out a 15-second fart right in my face.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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kaleedity posted:

wow your dog runs something awful that's neat

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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kaleedity posted:

wow that guys a lot more handsome than lowtax did i just get catfished?!

“Guy”? Alexis is a beautiful and elegant lady. :argh:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mariana Horchata posted:

here comes 2020

drat east coast elites

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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sinnesloeschen posted:

lol your dog owns

She really does.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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TMMadman posted:

Lmao

I'm not waiting I'm like a 1/4 mile long line just to buy weed today.

I might have waited if there were just a few people, but there was literally hundreds of people.

Oh yeah, today is the first day of legalization in Illinois isn't it? I really should see about doing some CLE to get involved in the new kinds of legal work resulting from the change.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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In this, our gloomy new year, Alexis is also unhappy because of the snow.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Note that in spite of marijuana being legal the US Trustee will still object to any and all bankruptcy filings in Illinois that rely on income from the sale of marijuana. This US Trustee also covers part of Colorado (I think).

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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baw posted:

and for the first time in my life, i miss living in illinois

It was loving 65 degrees 4 days ago. Now it's 25 degrees. :shrug:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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the popes toes posted:

I'm an old guy, voted for Nixon

gently caress u

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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That DICK! posted:

id sell you guys out in a second for just about the smallest amount of clout tbh

Seems fair

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:



i am absolutely not talking poo poo. sell me SA now.

:thermidor:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Was it boosted that posted his LSAT scores in one of the old trump thread. Still not sure what that was supposed to prove

It's very important to imagine other people feeling badly about themselves because of your posts.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Al! posted:

i can think of two reasons for this

Cavill's pecs only count as one reason. You can't individually count the right one and left one.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Trump gonna insist on killing exactly 525,600 civilians and dedicate it to "Rent"

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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52 quds pickup

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Grondoth posted:

Twitter should absolutely ban him cause this is astoundingly irresponsible behavior

Don't go lol to this post damnit, this is "I, the president of the united states, will commit crimes" which is an explicit threat that you're not allowed to say

Says who.gif

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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tacodaemon posted:

a vagina is just a deluxe edition butthole, everyone knows that

This is like an anti-cumshitter post

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Raccooon posted:

CGI

Ball lightning is not real

Are you saying that WOTC lied to 12-year-old me? God DAMMIT.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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triple sulk posted:

TOM BRADY RETIRE OLD BITCH

Can we finally count out Touchdown Tom?

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