TRALF 1107 No idea. The destruction of Melmac took a lot of lives.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

It's still 2019!

Anyway, we have this to look forward to.

https://twitter.com/OrlandoWeekly/status/1211716077845123072

https://22convention.com/

Tickets are only sold to women and they cost $1,999. Their husbands can attend for free. There's a half-off sale going on right now.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

What about their wives

they experience the mansplaining 24/7 365

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 02:28

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Shear Modulus posted:

my roommate apparently decided that her fiancee is moving in with us and he showed up today with an absolute mountain of poo poo to move in and is now burning incense

tell them how thrilled you are that the rent will be split three ways now.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 02:37

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Literal Hamster posted:

I wonder what their policy regarding trans women is

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 02:40

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

"Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos."

2020 is going to own so fuckin much

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 02:48

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Al! posted:

show the crowd

that's the best part, they never show a shot of the crowd attending this convention.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 02:56

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

They've had 3 of these conventions so far, can you believe it?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 03:06

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

2020

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 09:25

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

2020 TRUMP

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 10:29

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/TomArnold/status/1212311298798604288

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 11:17

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/business/status/1212325861745184768

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 12:05

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boroda posted:

can we actually move the 100 largest land owning families all to florida? it'll be underwater soon enough

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 13:03

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boroda posted:

does it go in order?

something something already? good thing time something something

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 13:05

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1212325245320871941

:blessed:

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 13:32

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Alan Smithee posted:

lmao

I just red myself

https://redlightman.com/blog/red-light-triples-testicle-health-function/

quote:

In theory, red light therapy properly applied to the testicle area shortly before sexual intercourse could produce a greater chance of successful fertilization. Furthermore, consistent red light therapy over the days prior to sexual intercourse might further increase chances, not to mention reduce chances of abnormal sperm production.

Some researchers speculate that red light therapy directly on the testicles for short, regular periods would raise testosterone levels over time. Downstream this might potentially lead to a holistic effect on the body, raising focus, improving mood, increasing muscle mass, bone strength and lowering excess body fat.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 13:45

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emfive posted:

this photo makes me suspect that that part of rural Michigan was settled by perhaps 2 families, and 2 families from a single remote village in Europe.

They're called Amish

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 15:22

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 15:32

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Pancakes posted:

In this, our gloomy new year, Alexis is also unhappy because of the snow.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 16:37

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emfive posted:

oh well that explains the buggy but not the beer, still something eerie about a town full of those people, like that Aphex Twin video

The original founders numbered around 200 people so all of the Amish living today descend from that gene pool.

And Amish drink, smoke, do drugs and deal with substance abuse like everyone else.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 16:49

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

the only good thing about this is 90% of these houses are owned by rich fucks from Chicago.

https://twitter.com/freep/status/1212519388563333120

https://twitter.com/NoahFromson/status/1212432258914770944/photo/1

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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 01:12

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1212550610429587456

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 02:48

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https://twitter.com/joelockhart/status/1212559830101241856

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 03:32

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tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DanielNMiller/status/1212867036411392000

dining room/armory

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 01:07

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https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1212937834522447872

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 04:26

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Rah! posted:

america is gonna nuke iran and use the same excuse as during WWII when we nuked japan: gotta ~~protect are troops~~ scare the poo poo out of Russia!!

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 04:31

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Philthy posted:

ITS GOING TO COST 5 BUCKS A GALLON NOW WHAT THE gently caress

Saudi Arabia celebrates in the streets

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 04:34

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Helg igjen?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 12:22

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Number go down

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:35

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1213103642988793858

Lawrence O'Donnell was right all along.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:44

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mysterious frankie posted:

So I've been doing the math on my war abacus and it looks like there are two statistically possible good outcomes from our big boy starting a world war because he's mad at Nancy Pelosi for not submitting his impeachment case to trial (what a fun sentence to type without the realization that I'm naked and at high school to suddenly wake me up).

1> HISTORY REMEMBERS US AS THE GOODIES: repeat the end of WW2; we end up with a surfeit of blood-soaked wealth, wrapped in an absorbent flag, after asserting even more power over the world, which funds a new generation of actual young Boomers with actual young Boomer delusions, instead of these new 30 something "Boomers" we have now, who only get called that by jealous people online after announcing the cancer came back and they only have a few months left in this Rammstein music video we call reality.
Men will wear their natty trousers up around their nipples and mop the gin sweat from creased brows with handkerchiefs made from the uniforms of their fallen enemies; women will make gelatin based dinners and do whatever else women do (cry, forlornly stir pitchers of gimlets with glass sticks while staring into the middle distance, etc). Their children will grow up strong and smug, think they invented getting high, wear colorful hand painted gas masks when outside of the shelters- as is the fashion- and become obsessed with their own youth. I will be dead halfway through so I wont have to deal with most of it.

2> HISTORY REMEMBERS US AS THE BADDIES: We become the post war Germans, ie lovable cowed dorks that lose half their starter country to China and throw flaming bottles at one another for a few decades afterwards until we get over our embarrassment, invent a new form of techno too lame to have real emotions while listening to, and settle with just economically dominating our continent instead of the entire world. Reunification with Sino-America many years later finally introduces proper way to use chopsticks to the nation (inserted into anus, operated by flexing butthole and feeding one another like mama and baby birds), as well as social credit system for family pets. Great Britain inexplicably becomes dominant western Empire once again, but no one cares or notices because everyone is too busy playing their goddamn video games on their goddamn vr headsets all the goddamn time, goddamit.

So you want horsey sauce?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:47